>buy this book
>mom asks if I'm a pedophile
Well?
>>8123055
Well are you?
>>8123055
try not having plebeian philistine parents, faggot.
>>8123055
"mom fuck off. I just want to know what it's like to have a relationship with a little girl. what's for dinner? "
>>8123058
this
OP, man is the animal.
>>8123055
>buy this book
>mom asks if I'm a totalitarian anti-semitic dictator in search of lebensraum for my people
Well?your mom is retard
>>8123055
>buy this book
>mom asks if I raped my sister
Well?
>>8123055
>buy this book
>mom asks if I want to resurrect Pan-Russian nationalism through a heresiarch's vision of eastern orthodox mysticism and autocracy
Well?
>buy this book
>mom asks if I want to win friends and influence people
Well?
>buy this book
>mom asks if I am an ultrasuccesful disabled asexual man drawn into gay relationships only due to a lifetime of sexual and emotional abuse by everyone I know
Well?
>>8123055
>buy this book
>mom asks if im racist
Well?
>but this book
>mom asks if I want to fuck
Well?
>buy this book
>mom asks if I fell for the meme
Well?
>buy this book
>mom asks if I'm
>>8123193
Obviously
>>8123057
I wouldn't mind having a qt shota to fuck every now and then
>>8123121
what an awful cover. what the fuck is that face trying to convey? looks like he's getting his prostate milked.
>>8123055
the answer is "No, I prefer older women"
>>8123055
I have to pretend to be lukewarm about Lolita because if I said I loved it I might have to explain why.
>>8123242
kek
>>8123242
it's a photograph of a man having an orgasm.
>>8125079
actually good post, the rest of you shouldve kept your posts to yourself (by you i mean >>8123055
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>>8123055
got me hard on multiple occasions and im not a pedophile
>>8123055
Tell her it's not possible to be a pedophile while being a child yourself.
>>8123055
I think your mom needs to read more... maybe loan her the book after finishing it?
>>8123055
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>>8125375
no, no! i said im NOT a pedophile!
>>8125385
>>8123055
quality shitpost, OP
>>8123055
I'm picking this up from the library on thursday, should I read it?
>>8123055
My mother asked if I was reading it because I was interested. I responded in the affirmative.
>buy this book
>mom asks if messages are being fired into my mind from a laser that's a shade of pink that shouldn't exist
Well?
>buy this book
>mom asks why I'm not starting with the Greeks
Well?
>Buy this book
>Mom dies
Well
>>8126976
lel
>>8123055
>buy this book
>mom throws me out of the house because she recognizes how much of a hack murakami is tbqh
>>8123055
>That specific uncomfortable feel when you realize you're sympathizing with an abusive pedophile, and can sort of understand his point of view.
>That feel when you can never see young girls in the same light ever again.
>That feel when you can't even look at them without feeling guilty even though you aren't attracted to them and haven't done anything wrong
Fucking Nabakov how does he do it?
>>8127014
Might not be the pinnacle of literature but personally I find his writing very comfy.
>>8127111
>not being attracted to young girls in the first place
gtfo my board plen
>>8126976
Today?
>buy this book
>the Eternal Form of Motherness breasts feeds me
what a good book
>>8127167
I'm not sure. Maybe yesterday
>>8125375
GTFO my board if you don't want a qt shota to fuck
>>8127188
can you please give birth to the idea that is crowning here
> buy this book
> Mom asks me to do the dishes
Stupid mom.
>>8123055
The mother of my own Dolores saw me with this book. That feel of "ow fuck!"
>buy this book
>there is no book
>there is no mom
>I am the uncreated
>buy this book
>>8127451
Kek
>>8127857
If you still live at home with your mom, do the fucking dishes anon. You lazy shit.
>>8123094
This book gets a lot of shit for no reason. I found it enjoyable in high school and still pick it up from time to time.
>>8123094
I've ear Catcher in the Rye and I don't remember anything about him raping his sister.
>>8128360
It was unrelated. anon actually just raped his sister and was pretending to read a book when questioned.
>>8123055
When will the memes die?
Buying and reading Lolita - a book about a paedophile - does not make the reader a paedophile. The book tackles uncomfortable themes but there's nothing illegal inside of the novel.
People who don't at least recognise the name Lolita in passing due to its novel or the adaptations are probably not even going to know what the hell it's about or even care.
OP, stop being a bitch ass.
>>8125092
Kill your fucking self. Nobody asked for your witless opinions on posts past, faggot.
>>8128173
Genuine sadness: the post
>>8123055
I don't give a fuck who you are, if you're a guy and you've read this book, you've at least popped one boner or you are gay as fuck.
>>8125512
lie and tell her you did. i know that's what all of us do...
