Dude, what do you mean you're reading? It's Friday fuckin' night. Didn't you graduate like 2 years ago anyway?
>>8120143
Let's go hunt for some fuckin pussy dude cmon dude let's do this stop bein a bitch you can read anytime literally anytime we are only gonna be boys for like another 3-5 years tops let's get some brews put your book away it's probably pleb I know you I know its pleb you'll probably not even read it and just post on that creepy site. YES YOU're COMING? LETS GO
i don't like going out, people will judge me.
I'm such a craft ale addict. I'm like a zombie on the weekend without it! I try not to drink not than 3 local craft brews day, but let's be honest, including my daily post-prandial Fernet-Branca I have with dinner, that's literally impossible.
>>8120188
why would you like it. its boring, money waste, have to deal with tons of losers and idiots, etc.
>>8120199
this might be the gayest thing ive read
>>8120143
>>8120175
>ugh fine
>go bar hopping as third wheel
>friends gf wants to leave the dive too soon
>spend too much time in the shitty club
>someone buys us shots
>get more drunk that I intended
>go back to dive for last call
>qt tries to talk to me but I drank myself retarded and I'm already a goddamn autist
>be sad
>go home and see the stack of books by my bed
>wish I stayed home
Every weekend is the goddamn SAME
>>8120188
For going out? Or while you're out? If it's the latter I assure you no one notices or thinks about you. Do you have a purple mohawk or something
>>8120143
>implying I have friends
>>8120199
I really hope you're just joshing around bud. Jeez.
>>8120221
well what's the point of going out if you don't interact with anyone at all?
>>8120199
Why do people still "go out" after college? I grew out of that shit. Do people really think that's a good investment? It's probably the dumbest way to spend your money. It's not even fun, in anyway. How have we gotten to the point where you have to go to a shit bar with horrible nigger music blaring, at dangerous level, with WAY overprice alcohol, to find a somebody to fuck?
>>8120143
Bronson, the reason I'm reading on Friday is because you've been making these sexual advances toward me and I want you to stop. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I want to suck every cock I see. I don't even know where you got this information about my graduation, because I didn't tell you and we haven't even known eachother for two years. Let's face it - you're a mess. Your wife left you, your sister killed herself, and you're at the bar every night, drinking your ass off. And you know what? I understand that. I'd do the same, in your situation. What I don't understand is why you've been constantly sending me dick pics every night even though I've asked you to stop. Even worse, you always respond to me by saying that you're "just joking", which adds lying to the mix. I don't want to press charges, but I will if you don't reach out to somebody about this soon. That means a psychologist, or a therapist, or just someone who knows about this kind of stuff. Just someone other than me, okay? Please get help.
By the way, it's not seven inches. I'm sorry.
>>8120240
10/10
>>8120143
Fucking right, eh? Let's ditch this guy, eh bud? Let's go for a rip eh? Fucking right eh bud? I jus got a pack O's darts, let's go eh?
>>8120143
>tfw husband is out at the pub with his work friends and I'm at home reading mystery novels
Feels like a sitcom.
>>8120229
I think they mean passively, no one gives a shit, really. Like for example I was concerned about being judged when starting jogging but someone asked me to describe the last 3 joggers I saw and I couldn't. You realise that no one actually pays all that much attention to others and it's not worth worrying about people judging you.
>>8120248
i bet he's out fucking other broads
I'm getting drunk and posting.
>>8120260
Of course that'd be the thought from 4chan. But no, it's not that kind of sitcom.
>>8120248
it always weirds me the fuck out knowing that married women lurk.
you don't even greentext like a newfag
>>8120175
sounds like your friends don't respect you very much
>>8120266
Married women are fucking faggots
I'm getting my tubes tied next month. give me a hand for making the right call.
>>8120325
I'm not the married woman. I feel like I should preface that. To this important post I've made.
killed the thread like I'm killing my fallopian tubes.
>>8120212
I feel you, it's even worse when I DON'T get stupid drunk.
>>8120325
Don't they only allow it once you've had children? I wouldn't go with that drastic a choice imo, just ask if your guy will go with a reversible method of birth control. The only reasons I could see for it are if hormonal birth control has just not worked for you and you're planning to fuck a lot of dudes.
>>8120237
But what is the other way to get laid for average male?
>>8120325
my friend was born after her mom had her tubes tied
why am I friends with a 40 year old man again
>>8120388
Well I already have a back up plan. I'm not interested in men. It's on lockdown.
>>8120361
>. The only reasons I could see for it are if hormonal birth control has just not worked for you and you're planning to fuck a lot of dudes.
No I'm just traumatized and pregnancy fucks with me heavily and I don't want it. As for having children first (dumb) you just have to find a younger doctor willing to do it.
I just don't want kids period end of story. Shit wigs me out.
>>8120406
Well, you certainly sound nuts enough to advise you against kids. Good luck with it, I guess.
>>8120391
To fuck his hot daughter desu
>>8120260
>broads
what decade did you arrive from?
>>8120415
If only being nuts could stop half of you from having any sort of demon spawn. That being said, most of everyone here is some flavor of mentally ill to be so socially awkward, and you're socially awkward enough to let it be birth control.
>>8120440
Some medications do cause sterility, or at least complications that lead to it. My little sister's sterile from nuts stuff.
How do you equate birth control and social awkwardness?
>>8120454
>How do you equate birth control and social awkwardness?
You're right I'm being too optimistic.
>>8120460
I'm not sure if you're trying to be insulting or not.
You said you were too crazy for kids (it fucks with you heavily and you're too traumatized for it), and I agreed that those things make kids inadvisable. If my sister hadn't been made sterile, it would have been awful to see her with kids too. Imagining one of her bipolar fits of slamming up against things and walking around in the woods at night while pregnant is pretty horrifying.
>>8120237
i like going to breweries with my friends but thats about it.
>>8120371
Tinder
>>8120481
>I'm not sure if you're trying to be insulting or not.
I am but it's all in jest.
>You said you were too crazy for kids (it fucks with you heavily and you're too traumatized for it), and I agreed that those things make kids inadvisable
Wow I wasn't being insulting but you sure are bucko.I would probably be a good mom, I just don't want to deal with birth or any of that.
I'm gay anyways I'd probably adopt if I ever want maternity.
I've made David Foster Wallace a meme among my social circle, a la that youtube video where the drunken Los Angeles rich guy screams his name out of a car window to unsuspecting pedestrians.
I have actually brought my copy of Infinite Jest with me to a few parties to preach passages from it while inebriated, to much fanfare from those around me.
>>8120680
Tinder's no good. There's been an insurgence of STDs in Alberta among the older folk, and I'm only into cougars.
>>8120729
DAVID FOSTER WAAAAALAAACE!!!
>>8120727
What do you mean by being traumatized then?
>>8120741
This isn't the place to talk about it. Or any trauma really. I've already been specific in past places like this and it didn't do me much good.
>>8120729
Link to this youtube video?
>>8120753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY
>>8120751
I'm still not entirely sure why the thread hasn't been deleted.
But I apologize if equating being nuts and being traumatized was somehow wrong.
Good luck with the lesbianism.
>>8120771
Thanks dude
this thread was so chill and nice. I miss it.
>>8120143
Bruh, I've been working all fuckin week and I've got a long list of metal gear fanfiction I wanna burn through. Miller/Big Boss OTP for life.
>spent the last eight hours at fucking zaxbys earning minimum wage as a fry cook
>cleaned kitchen until midnight
>got home, whole family is asleep
>happy birthday to me
>>8120371
I almost answered this with "bang girls you meet at the cool, active groups you're a part of," and then I remembered that the average male works most of his waking hours during the week and then is either in front of a TV or drunk for his weekend.
Don't be an average male. The average male throughout history has failed to pass his genes down to the present day. That's why men do all kinds of shit to stand out. People decry it as "mascuine insecurity" but it's just the drive to be the dick worth noticing in a sea of dicks. It's how we got here. Don't be average.
>>8120143
Nobody who knows me would say that, even the guys I partied with in college.
>>8120727
>I don't want kids and think they're icky
>but I'd be a good mom
There's nothing wrong with admitting you aren't prepared to have kids. Many women want them more than anything else, and those women are probably going to be better moms than someone who doesn't want kids.
If you still have any of your self-esteem tied up in motherhood, maybe that's something to work on.
>>8121474
Go get a beer and drink alone with me
>>8121492
I would if I didn't just turn 19. Thank you for the sentiment though anon.
Instead I'll read a couple cantos of Inferno then put on a mindless tv show like HIMYM and slowly fall asleep, I think.
>>8120143
>Bro, books? Shut the fuck up, faggot. You better not mention that shit around the girls.
>>8121486
I don't think children are icky, they're sacred. I think pregnancy is icky, for reasons.
>>8121497
How can you sleep with a show like that on? It's like nails on a chalkboard to me.
>>8121486
i tried to find a cool, active group and i ended up spending two years with degenerate drunks and druggies. very nice people, but i grew increasingly uncomfortable with how much their bad habits rubbed off on me, and now i'm on my own again.
i have to write my thesis in the next 20 days and get my passport in order
instead i spent all day playing new vegas and talking to my bro on steam about how we have to make lots of money so we can fuck young sluts
i ahve to go to work tomorrow and i have no clean clothes
>>8121502
That show specifically was one my best friend was obsessed with in high school. He's a very genuine person that loves shows like that and Marvel comics/movies, but not in a cringey reddit way, in an adorably optimistic way. Now he lives several hours away, so I rarely see him, and it reminds me of good times to see the show.
I also have a strange tendency to only be able to fall asleep if I can hear voices, whether it's radio or tv. Sometimes droning noises like fans work too. I've never known why.
>>8121497
Can't wrap my head around USA's legal drinking age. At 21, you should really stop drinking, not start.
Happy birthday, btw
>>8120769
ugghh
I know those shitheads in the car.
Epitome of rich hipster scum.
>>8121542
Looks like they're having a good time.
>>8121534
Thank you amigo. I do drink when I'm at school, but it's a lot more difficult now because I'm home for the summer and have to deal with parents. Plus I'm in a new town with no connections to people who can buy for me.
>>8121510
you sound like a degenerate cunt
>>8120769
there's something really funny about a drunken man listening to shitty rap music in someone's car while screaming at people on the street about his favorite post-postmodernist writer
>>8121534
>you should only drink while your brain is developing
>>8120234
craft beer and leftist views don't have to go together
I like to support local grocers and producers of all sorts. I also think homosexuality is a sin, abortion is murder, and women shouldn't be expected or encouraged to join the workforce.
You see, I think craft beer tastes better than big corporate beers. Just like I think small-town life and traditional values are more pleasant than the mass culture that young people consume through their televisions and computers. I drink for the buzz, but not to get drunk, so I'm okay with spending a little extra on a nicer beer and drinking it slow. Just the same, I like it when women wear attire that isn't so provocative, that suggests femininity without laying it all bare. In each case, I think pleasures and beauties ought to be enjoyed in the right proportion and not in excess.
If people can't see past the young, hip, liberal demographic that likes craft beer, then that's their problem. The young people aren't always wrong. In this particular case they're more antiquarian than anyone, so much so that it's not even conservative—it's retrogressive. They want their beer brewed with attention to detail by small breweries. Well that's just how it would have been, long before our big brewing companies became the norm. I don't see why we shouldn't go back to that.
>>8120237
Connections chief. No matter how good you are at something, without the right connections you're fugged.
>>8121510
I don't normally make a point of saying this to people, but
I don't care if you fail
>>8121933
I'm worried your thesis is boring based on that description :)
being boring is worse than being derivative, no?
>>8121949
no because boring still passes
i'm more worried that he's going to be like "you're just fucking saying what this other guy already said!"
>>8120212
Learn how to hold a conversation, at least a qt talks with you every time.
>>8120680
He said average male
>>8121959
maybe you should find and stress some point on which you and that guy disagree
>>8120212
>ugh fine
>qt tries to talk to me
>Every weekend
Woman detected
>>8120199
kek
>>8120432
A decade when men were men and women had gams.
>>8121979
>>ugh fine
all you need to see to know it's a female poster
>>8120212
>>someone buys us shots
>>qt tries to talk to me
>>be sad
>Every weekend is the goddamn SAME
Female "problems".
>>8120254
>Like for example I was concerned about being judged when starting jogging but someone asked me to describe the last 3 joggers I saw and I couldn't.
people care for a few minutes. it is like people saying that loners in restaurants are OK and nobody laugh at them. It is false. people laugh at loners in restaurant... while waiting for meals, then they forget about the worm
>>8122158
Nobody laughs at people eating alone in restaurants
People have to eat, sometimes it's necessary or convenient to eat without other people
This is really just your autism, try not to worry about it
>>8120260
yeah, I am sure that broad are all over little chubby and balding daddy type guy.
>>8123026
haha you married a fucking cuck nu-male
>>8120735
>2016
>giving a shit about STDs
life is too insignificant to worry about STDs m8
>>8120727
Why would you irreversibly cripple yourself if your not going to ever touch a dick anyway
>>8122158
I eat alone more often than I do with people.
I go to the movies alone.
I go to the store alone.
I do everything alone.
I have friends, I just prefer doing things alone, and they understand that.
More to the point, literally no one cares. No one even notices whether other people are alone or with people, let alone care.
You sound like a female, measuring your worth with other people.
>>8120212
Please kill yourself promptly
>>8120212
>tfw you will never have a qt autistic gf to read books with
Just end it now.
>>8121474
my birthday is always my least favorite day of the year.
>>8120212
Fuck's sake man, are you me?
Also
>Go to bed with the feeling that I won't be able to write anything tomorrow
>>8120432
You haven't heard Panda, have you?
What are you going to do tonight anon? Me?
>read the beginning of Within a Budding Growth (Proust) while drinking my special cold chocolatey milk I make myself
>come back to my computer when I feel like it
>probably crank it to porn
>hang around /lit/, youtube and news websites
>maybe play a little dwarf fortress
>go to sleep late, wake up late tomorrow
Overall a solid 8 on the comfiness scale. Also, did you know the french name for Within a Budding Growth is "A l'ombre des jeunes filles en fleur", which translates to "By the shade of flowering young women"? imho this sounds a lot better.
>>8124184
I'm finishing up notes on a book about book history, then I'll go take it back to the library. I have my niece's birthday party at 6 (I got her a little Madeline gift box of books), then I'll be back home to read more Robert van Gulik.
>>8120212
>>qt tries to talk to me
>qt tries to talk to me
>qt tries to talk to me
This is a men's board sweetheart
>>8123423
>tall and lanky with nice wavy brown hair and glasses
haha cuck nu-male
>>8124394
Females can be cute, you fucking faggot.
>>8124239
aw shit i read a bunch of judge dee mysteries
>when he strokes his beard
>when he hides shit in his sleeves
>when they give the old woman bitter tea so she stops being unconscious and they can keep whipping her
>when judge dee reveals that guy has a fake beard
fucking yes
>>8124718
Post tits sweetie.
>>8124725
>tits
>>8124734
>writes like a girl
>is Black
SEND JJELP SOMEONE
>>8124718
I read that as "I'm a gay" at first. Made a lot more sense than what it actually says too.
>tfw you type a long autistic post about your psychosexual disorder, and the /lit/ mod deletes the thread before people can call you a weird creepy asshole
>>8124652
I'd think the interest in working on cars and amassing large numbers of guns would preclude "nu-male"ness.
>>8124671
Chiao Tai is best lieutenant.
The threefold mystery Gulik puts in each of them always makes the novels so satisfying. It all comes together, everything fits perfectly into place, often you're given all the clues to figure it out yourself. I read Necklace and Calabash last week, the fuckingabacusreveal made me giddy.
Somehow, all my covers for them have the nude women covered in scribbled-on black dresses.
>>8125369
>interest in working on cars and amassing large numbers of guns
lol insecure beta
probably a massive KEK
>>8125373
Well, I'm not at all disloyal, so the latter part's out.
There's no dislodging the liberal need to equate guns and insecurity though.
>>8125398
you can be a cuck even if you're wife hasn't cheated on you yet
>>8125369
>I'd think the interest in working on cars and amassing large numbers of guns would preclude "nu-male"ness.
and why would you think that
