Describe the plot of your favorite book in 3 sentences.
I can't go first because I don't read books (not yet anyway).
>>8113320
>I don't read books (not yet anyway)
You're not missing much, bucko.
To make this fun I'll make you guess.
Fake retelling of a fake movie by a blind dude and a junkie.
Narrator befriends a guy who stole his friends love interest. Said friend then commited suicide, leaving the guy with a guilt-ridden life until he also offs himself.
I don't exist.
I will never be written.
The end (or is it just the beginning).
>>8113409
Easy: "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski.
>>8113320
look ma, no arms and no legs.
no vision too.
war sucks man, so why dont you kill me?
>>8113446
sun also rises? i never read it, but i think thats what it is
>>8113488
easy johnny got his gun
>>8113482
Alright, something harder.
Gods get fucked around by a kid and some doors.
>>8113446
Kokoro
>>8113492
wasnt sure how many people read the book.
fat guy fights fire, but not really. has loads of money. something like a communist, a retard, or both.
>man fucks woman
>man fucks and marry his boss daughter
>man gets a death sentence because he tried to kill the first woman
>>8113320
Badass soldier assume leading roles in wars around the universe. He is afraid of chairs. The chair is people.
>>8113575
The man who wasn't there?
>>8113586
It's a book, not a film. A classic book by the way.
I'll do a bunch of easy ones in one word
WHALE
VHEISSU
IRELAND
BUREAUCRACY
ROACH
BULLFIGHTS
DEATH
TENNIS
PHONIES
AUTHORITARIANISM
>>8113862
moby dick
ulysses
the trial
metamorphosis
infinite jest
>>8113320
WW2 vet has a fat wife.
Aliens kidnap him.
Nothing really matters.
>>8114179
so it goes
>>8113320
Sexual crimes
Confusing lines
A wife's letter that rhymes
A boy is born on mars.
Boy is taken back to earth after growing up on mars.
Man founds new religion based on martian ideology but is killed for it.
>>8114252
Sounds like Dick
>>8113320
I'll do it in one.
Enterpreneur has this get-rich-quick scheme before those were even a thing, and meets a lot of despicable, yet humane characters along the way.
>>8114367
leonardo dicaprio and spider man?
>>8114370
Hint:
All surnames are funny but you will never get it.
>>8114252
Stranger in a Strange Land
>>8114349
tastes like it too
>>8114384
Yep.
>>8114367
dead souls by Gogol
>>8114392
Yeah, as I said already. Fuck I love Gogol. There are two types, I think, of eternal authors: those who exist outside of time and those who always seems to catch the zeitgeist. Gogol is the latter to the point where it is almost unbelievable.
Man is taken to prison. Wants to play a game against himself. Becomes completely schizo.
I can do it in one.
Guy travels around the world and complains about everything.
>>8114428
Céline
>>8114423
The Room?
>>8113518
I don't remember the part about him being fat, but this has gotta be God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.
>>8113862
>WHALE
moby dick
>VHEISSU
v.
tcol49
>IRELAND
ulysses
>BUREAUCRACY
the trial
>ROACH
metamorphosis
>BULLFIGHTS
sun also rises
>DEATH
underworld
>TENNIS
ulysses
>PHONIES
catcher in the rye
>AUTHORITARIANISM
1984
how'd i do?
>>8114968
oh fuck i meant infinite jest for tennis haha
>>8114952
No, it's Chess
Dying is scary.
Time changes, and everyone's point of view is different but the same.
Lose all attachments so you can create.
Shock treatments fix your problems.
Man plans, god laughs.
>>8114226
Lolita
>>8114428
Byron - Childe Harold
Kid finds wolf that has been fucking up his family's horses and livestock. Takes it to Mexico to release it into the mountains but it gets taken by police and forced to fight dogs until it dies. Rest of the book is boy traveling across the borders and hearing metaphysical anecdotes from wise old men
Fall in love with a whore, whore falls in love w/ me, whore dumps me, joke's on her bc she dies of tuberculosis
>>8113320
>Protagonist embraces the absurd conditions of life that alienate him.
>Gradually more and more dehumanized by parasitic family.
>Died along with complete rejection of his human nature by society.
>>8113499
Amber Spyglass?
>>8113575
Le Rouge et le Noir
>>8113320
>Queen is jealous of her husbands cow.
>She goes to war to get the cow and her army is fought off by a young hero.
>After a long war the hero dies and everyone learns to never trust a woman with power.
There is only the Thing.
Thing is God. Also Nature.
We're Nature. We're Thing.
Really easy.
>>8118953
What's the name of this book?
>>8118997
Never mind. It seems like a silly idea for a book anyway.
toes are scarce among veteran blubber-room men.
the corpusants have mercy on us all.
bloody battle in afghanistan.
>>8113320
There's a thing people want. They get it. It turns out it is bad for them.
>>8113479
infinite jest
>>8118957
infinite jest
>>8113488
DARKNESS
