>I have known her longer, my smile said. True, you have been inside the circle of her arms, tasted her mouth, felt the warmth of her, and that is something I have never had.
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>>8097289
Oh boy I love these threads.
Here's another book in Cuckscript.
>he finally gets some pussy in the second book and stops being a beta male
>ends up having a fight with her for no good reason
>>8097327
What's cucky about it?
How not to do unreliable narrator: the book
>>8097327
Dalinar is based as fuck though
>>8098050
Cuck'd by Navani and his dead brother
>>8097376
>>8098008
And yet, AND YET that is exactly what the die-hard fans of the book will praise it for. "Look at this great unreliable narrator that was used as a cover up for shitty plotting, writing, and everything else."
>>8098085
Well yes because they don't understand how an unreliable narrator is supposed to work.
>He was only pretending to be retardedly good at everything
>>8097327
Read this book immediately after name of the cuck, so I was on high alert for another shitty author-insert fantasy book. This wasn't anything name of the wind so your opinion is trash.
Kill yourself Pat.
>>8097289
>I managed very little sleep that night, and Losi came closer to killing me than Felurian ever had. She was a delightful partner, every bit as wonderful as Felurian had been.
>But how could that be? I hear you ask. How could any mortal woman compare with Felurian?
>It is easier to understand if you think of it in terms of music. Sometimes a man enjoys a symphony. Elsetimes he finds a jig more suited to his taste. The same holds true for lovemaking. One type is suited to the deep cushions of a twilight forest glade. Another comes quite naturally tangled in the sheets of narrow beds upstairs in inns. Each woman is like an instrument, waiting to be learned, loved, and finely played, to have at last her own true music made.
>Some might take offense at this way of seeing things, not understanding how a trouper views his music. They might think I degrade women. They might consider me callous, or boorish, or crude.
>But those people do not understand love, or music, or me.
>>8098378
This is the kind of thing I read and think "If this shit can get published, there's always hope for me."
I mean Jesus Fuck.
>>8098463
Imagine him reading that out loud in his nasally "Asperger's accent".
>>8097289
>>8098378
That's terrible. Is this like a romance novel for literal neckbeards?
>>8098373
>I read a shitty book after reading a shitty book and it wasn't as shitty as the previous so you're an idiot for calling it shitty
>>8098602
I liked it personally but that's subjective. Calling it Cuckscript is objectively wrong, though.
>>8098378
This may not be true for all, but it's true for some. It's nice to see different insights into human feeling.
>>8098706
pssst
>>8098706
Kaladin is still whipped by Syl, and to a lesser extent by Shallan.
>>8098378
That sounds like a parody.
>skilled lover of women
>>8100585
master degree (:
>>8100562
You know it's pretty horrible when you genuinely can't distinguish
>>8100586
>Extremely sophisticated, debonair way
>>8098378
>this nigga is rich
>my book will never be published
Wake me up,
wake me up inside,
I can't wake up,
wake me up inside,
Save me!
>>8098378
>>But those people do not understand love, or music, or me.
aww
