>first-person, present tense
If the story isn't written with a third-person omniscient narrator in the past tense, it's tryhard "experimental" bullshit and fails as literature because it's fundamentally inauthentic.
EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE LIKE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM I'M TALKING ABOUT LITERATURE ON THE INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8096044
Your pic very much related, share this with your friends at the next Magic: The Gathering tournament. Literature is just pretentious, Warhammer40k novels represent the pinnacle of mankind's cultural output.
>>8096047
That post confirmed the literary inadequacy of the the first-person, present tense.
>>8096056
thank you for noticing my subtle self critique hidden underneath five separate layers of irony.
>>8096044
first person voice novels are the worst. Getting angry thinking about them
>>8096044
>his book has persons
Awful, just awful.