>Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing

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2016-05-24 11:16:05 Post No. 8077985
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:16:05 Post No. 8077985 [Report]

>Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

What are some other amazing openers?

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:21:39 Post No.8077997
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:21:39 Post No.8077997 [Report]

This is the worst post that I have ever seen on this board.

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:22:32 Post No.8077999
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:22:32 Post No.8077999 [Report]

>>8077997
kek

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:35:09 Post No.8078014
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Anonymous 2016-05-24 11:35:09 Post No.8078014 [Report]

Ice creaming comes across the sky

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 12:01:25 Post No.8078073
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>>8078014
The malevolent marshmallows are gaining ground

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Anonymous 2016-05-24 13:49:01 Post No.8078335
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>>8078073
The putrid poop streams out heatedly from the sore bottom.

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>>8077985
>tfw you'll never be as stately or plump as Buck

Just end it now