>Methinks the Lady doth protest too much
It was a dark and stormy night
And thence they make a stuff they call Rolands' Macassar Oil
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kFqiv8Vww&index=6&list=WL
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
"At last, my dear Hippolyta, it has become unquestionably clear
That this entire occasion had truly been merely a Midsummer Night's Dream."