>first paragraph of the book warns you there won't be a happy ending
>>8010645
>introduction warns you that there won't be an ending
>>8010645
What's this thread about? Cliches, or... ?
>>8010882
>idiot anon doesn't know what shitposting is
>the first paragraph of the book
>>8010645
>B^U thread
huh wow, its like I'm on /v/
>author spends the entire prologue convincing you not to read the book
> introduction introduces the setting and characters
>>8010903
Absolutely nothing wrong with this.
>book has more than one paragraph
>lecture about famous philosopher/economics/socioligist/whatever is 70 minutes of bio and then the professor goes "well i only have ten minutes to summarize (epic treatise) and that's basically impossible, you can't expect me to do that!"
hey jackass maybe if u stopped telling every minute detail of his life u would have time to explain his major works, fuckin hate this shit, but you see it everywhere from ghetto ass "Teaching Company" shit to Yale...
>book has a spine and isn't a pile of loose, unorganized papers
why life
>book is written by an author
why is this still a thing?
>book has a well made induction to post-political hypocrisy in the late and over-regulated garrison of top financial assistant principality of the poor, over-run, overpopulated expropriated penal posited by orphan ex-toll enigmatic incorporeal exegesis of extant scripts taken in the industrial barrier of chaste and propitious hermetical structures.
every time
>>8011751
every fucking time
>>8011698
>book has more than two sentences
>book has words
>Book has Euclidian geometries comprehensible to the human mind
>book is real and not just a metaphor
>>8010645
>this is a story about how I did epic shit/committed genocide
turns out MC was unrelated to the events,it was all an accident/exaggeration
>>8010645
>at the end of the book him mocks you for not listening and even gives you a fake happy ending
>>8011705
it is assumed that you will read books for that. prof is just their to gossip about the dead guys persona life
>character in the book has written the book that you are reading.
>>8013240
>character in the book has written a book much better than the book you are reading
>>8011822
>book isn't an ebnik green text story
>>8012846
spotted Apollonius
>>8013367
Literally House of Leaves
>>8013392
Anything is better than House of Leaves. I was memed into buying it and now its not even half finished and I am not planing on keep reading that crappy book.
>>8013421
I found it quite fun.
You are fooled to think it is long, but seeing as like
1/3 of the pages have very few words on them it is not a long read, and I found it sort of achieved
what if wanted to achieve in an entertaining matter.
>>8010645
>They backpedal and it's even worse
>>8010645
>people over 15 caring about a "happy ending"
>The protagonist doesn't wake up from a dream in the ending
>>8012846
>it doesn't
>>8010645
>First paragraph of the book is "*record scratch* Whoa! You're probably wondering how the heck I got here, let me take you back to the beginning!"
>First paragraph is the MC talking about shitposting while a sentient computer virus trolls him
