ITT: Try and write a better flash fiction piece. 12 words max.
it's like you made this thread for me
the result came back positive: op was a faggot
>>8005033
>wooooahhhh some kid's shoes didn't fit so we had to sell them! so beautiful!
more like so stupid
>>8005033
I just masturbated to a female lego mini figure bending over.
For sale: baby
Baby sneakers BNWT
I win.
>>8005084
I've probably jerked it to weirder shit honestly.
I wandered into a leopard in my travels then shit my pants
I never really loved you
>>8005074
It's suggesting the couple had a misscarriage and it's by Hemmingway so it's automatically canon
In the world of the babies, the person with the unworn baby shoes is king.
>>8005038
That's actually better
baby sheep, never shorn
For bale: crops to reap, never corn.
>>8005140
No fail: Chaos 2, fippin' sworn.
Midway upon the journey of our life,
I found myself within a forest dark.
For the unworn baby shoes had been lost.
>>8005074
Retard
>>8005033
So what, Hemingway lived in a town where there wasn't a shoemaker, didn't he? So, in a town where baby shoes were just passed down generation by generation or traded families once a child grew out of them, unworn baby shoes would clearly have been a luxury. Is this really a "story" at all? I'm not getting much out of it at all.
>>8005033
For male: baby shoos, never born.
Tagline for condoms or something.
>>8005033
"ughh ughhh ughh!!!" Screamed Ling Ling riding on /fit's large dick.
>>8005148
I like it
Buying: Baby shoes, must've been worn more than once.
>>8005104
It's not even by Hemingway you FUCKING RETARD
>>8005033
Suck. My.Dingus.
>>8005033
Why write a story in 12 words, I thought, it's fucking stupid!
>>8005033
for sale: lady poos, forever corn
For sale: baby, never worn.
>>8005148
>>8005140
Four snails: a votre goût, not newborn
>>8005038
kek
>>8005033
Baby for sale: never worn shoes.
INTREPIDNESS
"I am so sorry..."
"I forgive you."
condom wrapper, never torn
14 April 1912
Tell Margaret I said hello.
Buy: One gf.
In the presence of the Dark, only then I saw what a lie the Light was.
>>8005565
Perfect gf, hazel eyes: never born.
There's no sea of people on the deck.
White Bois Trying To B Deep On 4chan Makes Me Sad (Damn...)
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning.
The nigger spat: They rode on, ye.
>>8005432
ehehe
>>8005432
made me laugh desu
My dick.
>>8005033
Sea green eye's.
Salty reflection--
Four squirmy feet--
They're dead inside.
>>8005033
"..not what it looks like" she gasped
For sale: rare pepe, never seen
Banana and coffee for breakfast. But today there is no banana!
>>8005678
saved
"See you soon!" I muttered. Tombstones seldom respond.
I would never hit you mom
- his suicide note
for sale: baby limbs, never used
for sale: Yeezy SS16, like new
We discovered lust and ecstasy only i would enjoy.
>>8005687
how do you shout a mutterance?
>>8005725
I am hearing impaired
I can't love you enough for the both of us
>>8005735
Sorry, I'll write louder.
>>8005210
Are you people actually this retarded
she was a fine sister but smelled faintly like cat piss
For sale: perfect bait, never posted
For sale: baby, moderately worn
I walked into my room and there was a sinewy ebony form thrusting atop my wife.
Tombstone: One Year
>>8005093
cite your sources
Baby baby: baby baby, baby baby
Goodbye friend, I knew you, yet you didn't know me.
Wholesale.
Maybe Shoes?
Quoth the Baby
"Nevermore"
>>8005033
Black daddy: dead baby, fucking whore.
Parents gone
Dogs gone
Happiness gone
Life stays
Such is living
A free burrito.
Excitement.
A rumbling.
And then a burn.
>>8005033
>have baby shower
>gifted two pairs of the same shoes
>fuck it, sell them
spooky
>>8006817
kek
He walked into the living room, and died!
Dog's first walk since surgery
I trip
And yank his neck
I had a dog and a wife. Now I have a pizza.
>>8005687
Pretty good, but you could take out I muttered
>>8007039
Rip
Again failing to write something deep. Doomed to always be a neet.
>>8005084
I'm crying that's so fucking hilarious. Thank you. Your creativity is legend.
I try very hard, my only reward: ETSUBATSU
>>8005687
Bad simply for the sake of it being used so often.
Oh right, no legs.
For sale: baby ewes, never shorn
>>8005033
He showered. then he shat.
Three ribs, thirty fries, one pepsi, 1348 counts, 10mL midazolam
Motivation drawn from releifs
taken after close calls means
empty fueling.
I scream,
you scream,
we all scream,
for ice cream.
>>8005033
A mute stepped on man's shoe, but the man stepped back, and situation was defused.
>>8005033
Northern Ohio Rural Water even, Seoul baby: leas rod.
"I can't get it up!"
"This is a blessing, young man, in a public urinal."
>>8007498
He stepped once on Tyrone's J's; now he can't walk at all.
>>8007506
>15 words
Smoke escaped along her soul
>>8007511
John, an unsuccesful anarchist, breaks only very small rules.
>>8007520
>>8007520
Damn anon
>>8005574
that was something
>>8007845
unlike my gf :(
The goblin asked me: "Did you eat all that acid?"
How about flash philosophy?
"Here is a hand. Here is another. Skeptics BTFO."
Baby sale. Never fucked.
It's surprisingly easy to stomp a turd down the shower drain.
Missing: My wife's son. No reward
Elderly man sets table for two, his wife died twelve years ago.
>>8008518
>you actually wrote this down and solved a captcha to post it
okay, that's enough from you
>>8008549
It tells the story of not being able to move on up until the end of days. It's beautiful.
In a single night I learned blood's smell and my father's hatred.
>>8006293
12 words max you fag
>>8008573
shut the fuck up bitch
>>8007039
UP+1
>>8007520
best of thread
>>8008582
Please elaborate on why you consider anon's story good.
>>8008549
:^) hehe
>>8008584
Something intangible made me kek; plus no worthy competition.
>>8005966
Really stupid people tend to try really hard to look smart, which makes them look totally slackjawed to the rest of the world once they're done drooling on themselves.
She saw him hanging out and quickly joined him.
>>8008595
your post is hilariously ironic considering you couldn't tell a joke
>>8008595
12 words max you fag, btw they trolling you bruh
>>8008597
Nerds try too hard to impress other nerds. No one cares, faggot.
>>8005038
Karl has some pretty /lit/ poetry 2bh
>>8008603
Who the fuck is Karl? Karl the Cuck? Link?
Also what was that other guy on here that was writing shitty ~postmodernism~ shit with lots of parentheses (lol so funny !!! (that was le ironic)) and shit
>>8008618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD9CpU_dFUg
>>8005033
I kill myself. For your posts. Your sins.
>>8005093
this is the winner.
She remained a virgin all her life because her heart lay untouched.
My country's' flag, better off on the moon than in my hand.
A widow sits alone, reading aloud.
He* came home†to his wife‡, watched televisionª and went to bedº.
* The main protagonist of this story, named Adam Filmore, 29.
†to a dilapidated old apartment. Despite rent being $200 monthly, they were a month behind on it with no sign of catching up. Hardly a home, as it were.
‡ Alicia, 28, was waiting expectantly for Adam to return. He was late, again, smelling of cheap alcohol. He did not bring home baby food, as asked.
ª Adam had recently gotten into Breaking Bad. He claimed to see Walter as inspiration.
º Alicia did not join him, and was not there when he woke up.
>>8008744
I bet you thought that you were being really witty when you wrote this post
>>8008768
The whole time I was typing it, I was revelling aloud at my profound insights and adept prose.
Reckless was her father as she cradled his stillborn son.
The mother spoke to him softly, "I love you because I have to."
>>8005033
Patience hero, there are enough of us to go around.
He gasped when he saw what happened--repeating digits.
>>8009413
Ebin
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed
>>8005033
I call it '4Chan'
OP is a faggot. Delet this. Lazy NEETs and betas cry again.
>>8005033
Shopping list: Rope, a stool.
-You're a big guy.
-For you.
For sale: new Wu Tang Clan album. Never played.
>>8010730
Tie rope to stool, attach to ceiling fan
here come dat boi!
For sale: Human mask, Worn out.
hemmingway can succ
Yes my son, give me that white nigger dick
>>8005435
its not?colbert report said it was
Is a story a story if it doesn't have a turn?
>>8005033
beware the agro of negros
>>8005033
dead but still walking
>>8005033
The light inside has broken, but I still work.
I had a wet dream sleeping in my dad's bed.
>>8013042
Doesnt work without the context of the pic desu
>>8008518
For sale: baby shoes, never worn, because the baby is dead, the baby never wore the shoes because it was not living, and there is no point in putting shoes on a dead baby, which is exactly the state the baby I bought these shoes for is in
>>8012948
Oh shit: waddup; never boi
The last thing the dinosaur saw was the Jeholodens' teeth.
>>8007520
Truly the magnum opus of /lit/. A magnum dope-us?
>>8005033
Donald Trump now prepares to be sworn in as President.
Damn, Daniel, back at it again with the white vans!
>>8005093
what did he mean by this?
>>8005140
Pony tail; hip, too, always worn.
>>8007520
Copied to notes
>>8005033
Torn kale: faded news, severed form.
>>8007039
I wish I could sell animals to pay for food...
Haters might hate, but lovers will still love.
>>8005033
Didn't bother
>>8008569
"nothing personal kid, heh"
Black people literally have a mean IQ of 85.
>>8007509
your Jordans are fucked up!
Thank you for considering my resume. To arrange an interview, email [email protected]
>>8005038
How is this better? It directly states the baby's dead in the least subtle, most boring way. I'm not saying stories have to "worked out" or have a hidden meaning, but the OP's pic is much sadder.
Big fat boners, in my butt.
>>8014961
It's absurdist and comedic, there's a horror to it more subtle than OPs vain attempt to be """""deep and emotional"""""
As he was closing the door, contempt in his eyes, a trail of voice reached him from the room where they congregated: You are just as dead as the rest of us.
>>8015011
Okay I'll at least agree with the comedic part.
"Shit" I say as my crotch dampens with piss.
The only thing connecting them was foreskin pulled taut with suction.
"More bunkers" I ordered as I tossed Khrushchev's letter in the furnace.
>>8015011
Meh, it does nothing for me. OP's has a much stronger emotional impact for me, despite seeing it hundreds of times now on this board.
>>8005033
My Heart Hurts, she got a boyfriend, a gun is needed.
by xXxDark_Fedora_3000xXx
I hit her and I started feeling it
Single mother, seeking bouncy house reservation for two
>>8016062
>bouncy house
A war, whistling and
>>8005596
nice
>>8014251
fucking kek
"Hahaha" he doubled over with check em
>>8005140
For bane: CIA plane, never crashed
