>the smallest guy is the most intelligent
what are some other bad literary memes
>the biggest guy is the least intelligentrip lemmy
>the biggest guy is for you
Really?
>the middle height guy is of average intelligence
TOP FUCKING CAKE
>>7974847
>it was all just a dreamthat one isn't just literary, but it sure does rustle my jimmies
>>7974847
when I'm in the room, it's usually true ...
>main character is particularly good at anything or attractive
>but all the women still fall in love with him because of how unrelentingly nice and chivalrous he is
>>7974847
>the protagonist was actually the villain with amnesia
newfag alert, but why call them memes and not tropes? is it because here we're self-aware that the use of meme has become overused? I don't get it.
>>7975458
This meme exists in reality. If you're friends with a girl and she likes you and you only keep giving her reasons to like you and you aren't the hunchback of notre dame ugly, then she will fall in love with you.
>>7975518
it's just a return to illiteracy newfriend, hide thread and go on
>>7975537
>This meme exists in reality.
Not anymore friend, not anymore.
>>7974984
kek
>>7975537
>he hasn't had his girlfriend jacked by a Chad yet
anon...
Manlets are actually more intelligent, generally. Kant, Faulkner, Mishima: all manlet geniuses.
>>7974847
>people must have equivalent faults
there are some men and women out there that are just better than you in every single way
>>7975581
Also, Wittgenstein was 5'6"
>>7975581
I can't believe he was 5'1
>dumb guy has a good heart and is honest
>in the end, he's alright
>every female looks like a 13 year old goddess
>every female wants some hero dick
>>7975537
> this is what /lit/ ACTUALLY BELIEVES
>>7975772
Judge Holden was described as a big white baby, this means that even being a big baby he can't have been much more than 2ft tall, this makes his genius a small man meme and his power and strength all the more impressive.
>>7975537
if you act like a doormat for girls they'll use you for free shit and fuck hockey players behind your back
>>7976893
Not if you live in the tropics.
>>7976015
>every female looks like a 13 year old goddess
Why is this a bad thing.
The only fiction I write involves this.
>>7974847
>implying its not true
>>7975003
that image gave me a good kek, mate. thanks
>>7975537
>7975537
naïve young man.
Wait till your lover meets chad or tyrone.
>>7976950
>Why is this a bad thing?
Turn yourself in kid diddler
>>7975537
I remember when I, too, was 17
>>7977111
>13
>kid
Girls that age are gorgeous.
>a government department or business is Kafkaesque
>Reading makes you smart
The majority of reading done by those under 25 is on Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat. Bunch of fucking droolers. Pisses me off so hard to see how imbecilic young people are.
>yes, I'm mad
>>7977149
This is basically real life for us in the UKSSR. I assume it's similar in the US of Burger. Have you ever worked for a government agency?
>>7977146
Literary meme
If she bleeds she's old enough for sex! Just like in my medieval novels and Visual Novels
Seriously. Turn. Yourself. In.
Pedophiles should be shot.
>>7977396
My girl wasn't bleeding when she was 13 ;^]
I don't read erotic fantasy trash like asoiaf and vns are also trash.
spook harder pls
>>7975537
platonic love != romantic love
i have never in my life had the former turn into the latter and no one in my life comes to mind who has
>>7977428
>tool album
>>7977449
weasels rip my flesh
>>7977410
>visual novels are trash
Funny you should say that
Let's tally it up.
Thinks 13 year olds are hot
You: √
VN writers: √
Maybe you should head to the manga board you FUCKING filth
>>7976882
TOP KEK
>>7977428
are those computer icons? What kind of man man would do this?
>>7977723
it is a product page for eyeshadows with fake names
>>7975537
What a retarded comment. /r9k/ tier comments aside, it is really unlikely that just being nice to a girl will make them fall in love with you. Do you think every woman with a male friend who is not ugly is in love with him?
>>7977641
I'm a better writer than them, though.
And I've been on /a/ since /a/ was a thing.
What does this change? Stop being jealous you old hag.
>>7974847
What the fuck?
Biggest guy has a bigger brain so he's more intellegent this is like first year biology how the fuck can you NOT know that it's so obvious.
>>7977754
>"if I act confident, I will be"
If you are a good writer, do it from behind bars you disgusting pedophile freak. Write about how you should be put in the electric chair.
But I mean I doubt you are any good anyway.
>>7977770
>from behind bars
why are you so upset?
>>7975458
>>main character is particularly good at anything or attractive
>>but all the women still fall in love with him because of how unrelentingly nice and chivalrous he is
yeah this is the fantasy of the betas and other effete men
>>7977780
Because pedophiles make me sick
Look, there are some cases when maybe the age of consent is a little too high. 17-16 year olds who developed early maybe, but 13? You gonna fuck her before or after middle school graduation you FUCKING degenerate. Get help or die.
>>7977759
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-to-body_mass_ratio
>>7977817
>13
>pedophile
She's nearly 17 now you spookie bastard.
>>7977817
Who touched you, anon?
>>7977817
>consent
there is the spook by this 20 yo free thinker memelord
>>7977823
Explain to me how fucking a middle schooler is not the act of a pedophile
>>7976905
What are futbol players?
>>7977829
13 year old girls are not prepubescent.
>>7977839
Got it. So it doesn't matter if she doesn't know what sex is or her body is mature enough to handle it. She's got little hairs down theres so tear it up, right?
>>7977839
I mean, she can get pregnant and has just begun the process of growing breasts, she's practically a college freshman now!
>>7977839
You might have a point if the only people who agree with you weren't nambla, and people on the deep web
>>7977849
>So it doesn't matter if she doesn't know what sex is
only due to her parents who refuse to teach her about it.
>>7977865
I understand pedophilia from a well adjusted person's perspective.
Since they are pubescent, you consider them not children. I get it.
Except for the fact that they pretty much still look to be children, you sick son of a bitch. I don't know if you are trying to fuck with me more, but you aren't going to let any kids you have start fucking at 13, and every civilized person on earth wont either
>>7975537
all the other responses projecting can be ignored.
>tyrone/chad
k, just because you were too much of a doormat doesn't mean other men won't find ways to make themselves seem more desirable to their mate, if yes it does involve a bit of pandering to the wandering female mind
>doesn't exist anymore
it is rarer to find a woman of substance, yes
>naive young man
>17
k, so obviously you've just had more autistic experiences where women have fucked you over, and you're jaded, doesn't mean quality women don't exist
>platonic !=romantic, i never had the example you gave, therefore i doubt it exists
wew... there are like 8 billion people, you are just part of the group that happens to be the circumstance for
Women today can be brought out of the toxic shell the media has forced onto them. Unfortunately it involves a man who knows how to treat a women so that she feels loved and wanted, all while being lead.
I'd argue most of this entire website is filled with people who have damage in some respect when it comes to intimacy, and a large portion of the people here(on 4chan, /lit/ has less more likely) have no idea how to maintain and further relationships.
Most of the website is under 25, which means they know shit about relationships anyway. Those that are older than 25 are here because they operate in a realm where they would have been exposed to it somehow, people that go to this site have a higher probability of being socially stunted, just in my experience in talking to them at least.
>tl;dr this site is filled with autists who cant satisfy a woman and bitch about how shitty the world is without learning to fix themselves
>>7977881
>a well adjusted person's perspective.
yes, because you know what a well adjusted person is. I bet you think that you are well adjusted.
>>7977872
Nice cherry pick.
You don't have anything to say about the fact that a lot of these girls couldn't even fit your microscopic dick in at that age?
I mean visual novels seem like they were made for you are you sure you don't like them?
>>7977881
The age of consent is 12 in many countries.
>>7977881
Since they are pubescent, you consider them not children. I get it.
No. They are not considered children at all. There is a different term for adults being attracted to teens.
>>7977884
>this site is filled with autists
You certainly are one.
>>7977893
Go fucking live in them then. Unless you can give me a reason why you wouldn't want to.
>>7977886
Different guy, but if you are trying to make the argument that fucking 13 year old girls isn't wrong, then I consider you wrong.
Yeah, they are not scientifically defined children, but protip, its illegal because we dont define age of consent based on physical maturity, but social/mental maturity. Yeah a 14 year old is of sexual "maturity" she can get laid and have a kid, but like 95% of them have no idea what it means emotionally, socially, etc. and therefore, we don't let them sleep with people who have had a handle on their sexuality for 20+ years.
>ITT twisted faggots trying to justify that which is unjustifiable
>>7977881
>well-adjusted
spook'd
>Except for the fact that they pretty much still look to be children
That's what makes them cute.
>civilized
nice spoon.
Why are you presuming I had sex with my girl when she was 13?
>>7977891
The fuck are you talking about? You do realize that condoms and arousal exist, yes?
>>7977900
>society
spook'd
>>7977899
I already do.
>>7977886
Maybe I'm not the cult of personality but I mean at least I'm on the correct side of the "should I fuck girls who were children last year and still go to middle school" argument
>>7977898
>hur dur no you are
K, I decide to try and make some points about love, of which I do pretty successfully, and I'm autistic because I hope a few people's hopes of finding someone won't be crushed by hardened nihilists and jaded-basement dwellers.... k
>>7977900
>Who to
Did you get fucked too early or something? Christ, simmer the fuck down.
>>7977904
>correct side
m'lady
Seculars really are scum.
>>7977903
Poor kids. Which one?
>>7977905
Why are you on this site if you are not a "socially stunted jaded basement dweller"? There seems to be a whole lot of projection going on in your posts.
>>7977900
Thank god man. I thought I was alone.
These faggots say this shit to us but bet they don't say it to the fbi
>>7977902
>that's what makes them cute.
I'm aroused by children, but I say 13 to cushion the immorality of it
>>7977907
>who to
can't decipher where this came from
>did you get fucked to early
no lol, i just chose this hill because i've seen and known too many people have their lives screwed over because they got molested or had a kid to early. Yeah it's useless to argue on this site about it by why else do we come here if not for bants on this so obviously related topic on a literature board
>>7977917
Not everyone lives in Seppoland, you provincial asshat.
>>7977921
It's seems to be quite an emotionally charged issue for you.
>>7977908
I'm too new to know what a secular is in autistic pedophile language but I can tell You that it's better than being you no matter what it is
>>7977900
>Different guy, but if you are trying to make the argument that fucking 13 year old girls isn't wrong, then I consider you wrong.
Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, it is not an act of pedophilia.
>>7977928
Maybe reddit.com is more your speed. They don't say such shocking things over there.
>>7977923
>wah I'm a huge faggot please consider me and only use universal terms because my country is about to be culturally enriched.
Bet you country doesn't like pedophiles, at least not yet. Maybe you want them to be easy on pedophiles I guess.
>>7977915
I said a lot of people, not all of them. I was a bit of an autist growing up, when i was here, then figured it out around high school.
There are plenty of people on 4chan (especially on the blue boards) who have nice lives and happy relationships. But like I said in the first post, from my interactions, especially in the more trafficked boards (pol, r9k, b, the porn boards, etc.) there are just a lot of damaged people. Maybe they are just shitposting half the time, but more often then not it just feels like they never figured it out.
I just post stuff like that for people like me when i was in highschool, just lurking and laughing, but also just taking it all in. I'd see a post like that and know this wasn't all just horseshit, so i like to continue the legacy, autism or not
>>7977945
Hate to break it to you, but anyone who regularly posts on internet message boards is mentally ill.
>>7977954
>there seems to be projection in your posts
literally everyone is mentally ill
>BUT IM NOT PROJECTING
k
>>7977936
>that's what makes them cute
We will forget about everything else that you confidently decided not to answer.
Again, the part where they look like children is what makes them cute for you. It's not wrong how?
>>7977944
>Bet you country doesn't like pedophiles, at least not yet.
What?
>Maybe you want them to be easy on pedophiles I guess.
What makes you say that? You understand that multiple people are trolling you in this thread, right?
>>7977960
You honestly think it is sane to spend hours posting nonsense to strangers on the internet? You really need to get out more.
>>7977953
>>I am the furthest from shocked to find out that some twisted faggot fuck hides his loli and other shit that shouldn't be legal on his PC where he defends his actions for wanking to it.
>muh people should not like what I dislike
>>7977962
Most people find children cute. I don't see how this is wrong.
>>7977953
I don't masturbate at all, please don't project you addict.
>Argue
Why do you continually spook me?
>>7977962
Why are things bad because you say so? You are lowly and thereby irrelevant.
>>7977966
I'm entirely serious and have been in a relationship with a girl (now my wife) since she was 13. Her mother is one of those types that would rather her daughter be creepy than culturally enriched or whatever you think is 'moral', so she has offered no resistance and even let her move in with me a few months before she turned 16.
>>7977979
>>I'm entirely serious and have been in a relationship with a girl (now my wife) since she was 13.
do not cry when you become a cuckold, because you or your wife is bored
>>7977966
Somehow the troll and the shitposter is different from the person who is giving shit to some stranger who might actually be a twisted creep because nobody ever does.
If its a prank bro lol, I don't care
But if its real, I want that peice of shit to know how detestable he really is
>>7977975
Lol. Yeah because having an issue with people who think 13 year olds are cute because they look like children is the same as getting mad at someone for not liking the book you like or something.
>>7977977
Not in the sense that they want to fuck them.
>>7977992
I want to do that because they're sexy.
>>7977984
>But if its real, I want that peice of shit to know how detestable he really is
I wouldn't count on that happening. He seems at peace.
You, on the other hand, seem pretty upset. Trolls see that blood in the water and dive in.
>>7977979
>Everything is a projection
>morality is subjective so lets go fuck middle schoolers lol
>yeah and how old were you?
>>7977995
>you on the other hand seem pretty upset.
How could I not be with disgusting fucks like this around. How can it not depress you.
I hope he doesn't live in America.
>>7977987
Morality is subjective and relative. Different cultures have different standards.
>>7977994
So, girls who like like children are cute and also sexy?
Or girls who look like children are cute and that makes them sexy.
Either way its fucking repulsive.
>>7978006
Why though?
>>7977972
And you are the one who gets to decide what sane is? When you also do this? (although by your stance, I'm guessing you consider yourself included)
Yeah, I visit a place on the internet that is full of stupidity and sometimes literal evil. Yes, I post nonsense sometimes. But why is that anymore insane than going to a coffee shop and shooting the shit with someone or pulling a prank with some friends
>inb4 you think i think real life interactions and online interactions are equally meaningful
yeah while the two develop different parts of people's personality, there is nothing that the action of visiting decides a person's mental state. WHEN IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS, I enjoy reading people's well constructed thoughts and arguments, or reading what X or Y has done for someone. Whether it be guns, books, or whatever, there are some people on the site who know a lot, or at least more than I, and have the attitude that I find funny or what have you.
>>7978005
So you were in your early twenties when you started fucking her.
Celebration quickies after science quizzes and picking her up from her 8th grade soccer games how despicable.
>masturbation is worse than being a degenerate who fucks 13 middle schoolers
>>7978006
>its fucking repulsive
And yet you can't stop posting in this thread. It attracts you as much as it repulses you, doesn't it?
>>7978016
No, I was 24 when I started DATING her.
>>7978009
Do you live in America? Seriously, do you?
Because she's not old enough to fully understand what she's getting in to, its not the right age to start, it probably hurt, and its also disgusting.
You'll probably get tired of her when she ages out and hit the playground again.
>>7978018
Only because I wish I could fucking commit a violent felony on the back of your head.
>>7978024
No?
>Because she's not old enough to fully understand what she's getting in to, its not the right age to start, it probably hurt, and its also disgusting.
Why? Do I have to reiterate that she's 17 now?
>You'll probably get tired of her when she ages out and hit the playground again.
I wouldn't have gotten her pregnant if that were the case.
>>7978022
Gotta catch them while they are fresh and don't understand the world yet, right?
>>7978033
>don't understand the world
Nobody does
This entire thread 10/10 my friends
>>7978032
I'm glad you don't live here. I hope you don't live in Europe either. Because socially its a bad mark for a girl like that to be involved this way and I wouldn't want that poor girl to be any worse off.
HOW OLD WAS SHE WHEN YOI STARTED FUCKING HER YOU CREEP?
>>7978039
You really think its bait?
>>7978013
>And you are the one who gets to decide what sane is? When you also do this?
I may be insane, but I am sane enough to recognize it. You, on the other hand, insist on rationalizing your delusion that getting yourself worked up about internet postings is actually good for you.
>>7978044
>I'm sane enough to realize it
Oh god. Hit the fucking gym and don't end up another statistic for mass murder or suicide
>>7978045
Why won't you tell me? Is it illegal in your country?
>>7978040
The heart wants what the heart wants, n'est-ce pas?
>>7978051
Not at all, just doesn't matter.
>>7978052
My heart wants you to rot in prison before you fondle some kid.
>>7978049
Projecting again? We talked about this.
>>7978054
Of course.
Doesn't matter.
I hope that the girl you molest can heal quickly, and I hope her father has a gun.
>>7978055
He got away with it, spaz. Time to walk it off before you give yourself an aneurysm.
>>7978044
>getting worked up about internet stuff is different than someone spewing some shit in real life
Yeah I rationalize it a bit, but I'd never go so far as to say it's healthy. At this point I think you're trying to get a rise out of me, but I could be wrong.
I just enjoy some of what's posted here, I put up with the shit for the diamonds. If that makes me insane in your book, then I guess I'm glad the opinions of people on a stick sharpening showdown syndication don't affect me in the long run
>>7978059
Her father is a deadbeat in France and I've never molested her you Redditor.
>>7978056
learn to recognize style, that's not me, the guy you've been talking to
>>7978068
I meant the girl you will abuse after this one gets too old, but im done talking to you, Akemi.
Hope you die tragically. Of course any way someone like you dies could never be tragic.
>>7978073
Absolutely fedorable. I am also a master of logic and reason that gets extremely emotional because people do things I don't like.
>akemi
what
>>7978079
You are pretentious twat and if you ever told anyone about your little thing for 13 year olds they'd fuck you up you FUCKING cowardly insect.
Akemi Makoto is the alternative name for a disgusting person like you who abuses his 'loli' girlfriend. But you are even more disgustingly somehow
>>7978093
Why are you so upset?
>pretentious
Not at all. You're much more pretentious.
I'd like to fuck a 13 year old but I never would.
>>7978093
M'lady
>>7977884
Fedora tipping intensifies
>>7975537
This is actually right, and you'd know that if you had any experience. The guy clearly stated that you have to have a girl interested in you to start with, but if you just keep on adding reasons to like you, like being caring or kind or whatever (these don't equal being a weakwilled doormat, drop the redpill bullshit), she'll eventually fall in love with you.
Most people of either gender don't just cheat for no reason or because someone attractive is available, you're delusional if you think so. Infidelity nearly always follows relationship or personal issues.
>thread starts full of hopes and dreams
>its goal is to discuss literary memes on /lit/, a classic /lit/ topic
>two or more faggots show up
>150 replies later, they're still going on about wether pedophilia is good or not
never change (oh baby) /lit/
>>7979736
Except what I'm engaged in isn't pedophilia.
>>7979985
But you'd be okay with it if you were, that's the issue, retard
>>7974847
Never heard of that one.
>Spectacles mean you're smart.
>>7980067
I don't think you understand my argument.
>>7975537
>>7974847
Children's stories are ripe with this one
>a man has three sons or daughters
>the eldest two are arrogant shitheads
>the last one is smart but disregarded, but in the end he saves his siblings
???Link with pedophilia???
>>7979985
Tell the cops that lol
>>7980216
Their beliefs are irrelevant.
>>7980232
>>7980232
Still hoping you die prematurely pedo
>>7980237
not an argument
>>7980376
m'katana
>>7980716
Argumentum ad baculum
>>7975451
When will they learn?
