lit humour thread
post only the most amusing
neil gayman lol
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>>7947410
kek
>>7947422
Your sentences must be more succinct.
>>7947432
You know he's right, right?
>>7947402
>/lit/ believes they can read some of the toughest and most meaningful literature and philosophy
>doesn't even know what a monorail is
Yes, it all makes sense now.
>>7947530
I hear the tracks are awfully loud.
>>7947530
I still don't understand. Please explain.
Thumbnails are tiny, so we'll see if this is the right one.
>>7947437
pretty sure that was me. Am I pulished now?
Remember
>>7947315
>Afghan clogs stuff the exit
>>7947404
>Russel
>Refuting anything
>Implying Wittgenstein didnt refute Russel within several years of stepping into his life
>>7947567
Don't worry about it bud, monorails aren't actually real, they're just something that weebs concocted to confuse tourists like drop bears are to australia.
>>7947432
Great post.
>>7948846
ey, i capped that thread too
>>7947826
never fails to make me smile
>>7949057
Dark humor is a nigger corpse.
Irony shot the nigger in the car while new sincerity was driving. They tried to store the nigger's body at a cuck's house, but he went around screaming "that dead nigger is a spook!"
>>7947402
I made that. It hardly qualifies as "the most amusing". Whatever.
>>7947410
>this beer tastes like piss
>it's not bad
he he
>>7947422
no one cared who i was until i pulled out the flask
>>7947432
this makes me want to elevate some iron desu
>>7949038
based trashymachus
>>7947432
who /fit/ and /lit/ here?
>>7949157
not you
Can someone post the picture of the youtube girl who reviewed books on youtube but was scared away by /lit/?
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>>7949457
too soon
>>7949537
It is a sign of just how influential Seinfeld was on popular culture that every fucking Seinfeld comparison works. It's amazing.
>>7949704
It's just so well-crafted, I can't help but laugh.
>>7949537
excellent
>>7949053
Demanding meme variants on this
>>7949157
I am neither and both.
>>7949157
Here. I recite passages from ancient histories to myself at the gym to amp myself up.
>tfw you will never have Vespasian's forearms
so much to unpack here
>>7949537
holy SHIT
>>7950129
>not reciting excerpts from Meditations by Marcus Aurelius as you squat and deadlift
>not closing your eyes and picturing Cato the Younger spot you while you bench press as he shouts words of encouragement and how you embody stoic republican Roman virtues of old
literal PLEB detected
FOR SALE:
>>7950663
MEMES
>>7950839
NEVER POSTED
>>7951412
btfo
>>7949537
Why that long intro?
Just add the names from Seinfeld to the conversation and be done with it.
Also, Kramer doesn't laugh, he shakes his head and clicks his tongue.
"Kramer laughed" makes him look like a normal guy, which is missing the whole point of him.
I read a much better Seinfeld version of that breakfast foods conversation once on /lit/, and I'll bet good money whoever wrote the post in that image simply copied the concept, and pretty much fucked it up.
>>7951412
>implying you can't be an entrepreneur in the food industry
>implying you there aren't entrepreneurs in the farming machine industry
>implying there aren't people who prefer doing labor to business
Someone probably thought they were actually clever drawing that cartoon.
>>7951427
Pic related is actually the newer version, that other one has been around for a while.
>>7951439
Even if so, it's far superior.
>>7951443
I agree
>>7951879
Did he post a picture?
>>7953819
no, he'd thrown it out since then iirc
>>7947315
>>7947826
laugh every time
>>7949157
I've been listening to a Proudhon audiobook while at the gym. Sometimes it feels weird but whatever.
>>7949537
Wait, is this for real?
>>7949053
dank af t.b.h.
>>7947547
It flies as softly as a cloud.
>>7949704
that's brilliant
>>7947422
If shoes sell, will baby die?
>>7955913
They would be never worn...
for sale.
