What will be the name of the book you're currently writing?
>>7943469
sanctuary
Gunther my Love, Where are my Pants?
Call Him God
working on teasing out what the core narrative is in between stuff for lit journals. daddy's gotta eat, yknow
>>7943469
The Spirits' Mail - Critical Correspondence of The Learned Scholar and Doctor Qaddah al-Khayr with Aquatic, Aerial, and Subterranean Demons
Lost and Found
>>7943575
If your title is two nouns separated by a conjunction then you're ultimate pleb-tier
I've got a fantastical short story compilation about an ageless man who thinks he's transitioning into godhood. I wanted to call it 'Coda from the Stranger' but I don't know.
>>7943581
what about mine
it is called
Niggers & Cornflakes
>>7943581
>crime and punishment
>>7943469
Hawaiian Feeling
>>7943606
I rescind my previous statement.
Empty boxes
The brutal romantic conquest of the disgraced Creole and his enslaved gods' irradiated sister
BRCDCEGIS for short
"My book title is intentionally left blank. It'll be the White Album of book covers and my ticket to cane. Then a trend will rise and I'll die in a car crash." is my book title.
>>7943679
"Cane was a mistype of fame but I left it that way because I already submitted my reply and I just want to go to sleep and wake up on a spaceship surrounded by hot alien babes." is the title to the prequel.
>>7943469
Fuck you, Yoshiyahu
The Ecclesial Troupe of Oops
I Am Very Hungry
>>7943691
>Rating people like an autist
Gore: Or, Relinquishment of Memes Through Intense Psychotherapy
A Little Lamb Trod Upon My Toe; - Oh!
>>7943703
1/10
>greentexting your book's name
'Vagina Rhymer'.
It's the story of a liberal arts student feminist turned sell-out, misogynist-enabling, urban-negro-culture-misappropriating rapper who gets brutally raped after a particularly vicious rap battle. She then does a complete 360 degrees and turns her life around upon discovering that she is pregnant with a son to her rapist, adopting ultra-feminism and writing on her Tumblr all the misandric rap-inspired nursery rhymes she reads to her son. The story climaxes when her teenaged son castrates himself in a frenzy of gender confusion and our heroine realises that there is a secret penis in all of us.
>>7943714
Nice
>>7943698
>Fuck you, Yoshiyahu
where is this from?
>>7945736
King Josiah (also known as Yoshiyahu) is one of the last kings of Judah and after supposedly discovering a book of or the entire Torah began destroying pagan idols and killing pagan priests
>>7943469
How to Suck Dick with Your Butt for Dummies
>>7943469
Panultima
>>7943714
Reveal that she lied about the rape at the end.
>>7943714
>there is a secret penis in all of us
would read / 10
Sandcastle Diplomacy
>>7945908
Walmart Book Isle/10
>>7943571
>#eatlikeyoumeanit
fucking yanks
the girls are fat as well
The Great Meditations
Le blanc désaltére
it's in french
>>7943598
cool concept bad title
>>7943679
go to bed Mira
>>7943469
>>7943571
All the weird pictures from the "Laker Girls Lunch Date" are so fucking uncanny. It's like the intersection between tragedy and comedy, or perhaps it transcends both.
>>7943469
"Falling" The entire book is a man seeing his life flash before his eyes as he falls from the top of a tower before he hits the ground.
>>7943469
The Crux of the Matter
sounds lame though picked it more as a reminder about what i need to get at
i have 200 words so far :))))
>>7943491
fuck off
okay fine u canz stay
>>7943530
you're too old to speak like this
>>7943575
rejected and rejected
>>7943606
hmmm, yes it works but yes you'll most likely have no talent for picking something like this and wanting it
>>7943612
bleuh
>>7943664
yes
>>7943617
thank you
>>7943672
go away
>>7943679
hardly a "title" and god are you like 16
>>7943688
pls stop
>>7943698
decent, you know you can do better and so does everybody else
>>7943699
this is good
>>7943701
this is very nonononono
>>7943704
go sit in the corner and think about what you did
>>7943705
try again
next year
>>7943714
cduhchbyu no
>>7945869
not worth much of a comment
>>7945891
the penultimate not to name your book names
>>7945908
too obvious
>>7945949
you jest surely
>>7945975
it's not in english, but close
>>7946018
hahahahaha
dduuuuuude like stop even thinking about writing
>>7946048
sturdy and boring
>>7946100
>the penultimate not to name your book names
Chill family, the world map is based on Pangaea Ultima. Not trying to be clever or anything, that's just the name of the world I'm writing about.
>>7946180
That's fine then. What made you pick the name?
Jawbreaker
>>7946100
The white quenches
closer now?
>>7946203
>the world map is based on Pangaea Ultima
Although scientists have updated the official term to "Pangaea Proxima"
One of the more predictable twists of the story is that the planet it's set on is actually just Earth 250 million years from now.
Google will probably explain better than me.
crestfallen,crest fall, or some emo shit like that
>>7946228
There, I made you the geographic settings
>>7946276
Oh man, you made me smile anon.
I'm not on my home computer right now, but come back in an hour or two, I kinda wanna post the political map I have so far.
>>7943469
Professors HATE him, 9/10 people improved their lives using this one trick.
>>7946307
Leave.
>>7943753
5/10
"When will this meme end?"
Hadn't thought of one honestly. I'm writing a collection of short stories though.
Maybe "Revisions" now that I think about it.
>>7943598
this idea is actually kinda interesting. you making any progress? share a story?
>>7946100
alright, then. I knew that Fuck you Yoshiyahu wasn't enough. I should've done FUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHUFUCKYOUYOSHIYAHU right from the start
"Aufklarung Follies"
It's about a chronically depressed teenager forced by his father to pilot a battle mech and fight against eldritch horrors intent on destroying humanity.
>>7946421
I've written 3 short stories so far, but I'm not nearly finished. I'm going to need at least 10 before I consider compiling it.
I'm also a bit wary of sharing things at the moment because they're still in the development stage, I constantly go back and revisit things, edit and restructure. Thanks for taking interest though!
>>7946203
>>7946228
>>7946276
>>7946299
Here, this is something I've been working on as I write to help visualize shit
>>7943469
Cuck Me and Fuck Me F a m: The Voluntary Slavery We Call Freedom
>>7943469
The Amanuensis and The Cartographers
>>7943714
ELOHEL
Ticket from Grady
Pharma Duress
Hondengo's Ride
Wehrmann?
Oblivion 3.0
The Ambiguous
Manuel Pierre, Author of the Quixote
I'm 4/5 through my first novel and I was going to name it The Fall, until I saw that Camus has a book with the same name. And now I don't know what to call it.
>>7946100
No, I'm not 16. It's a title to a gimmick romance novel I'm writing. The narrator, who is a writer and who is me, writes a romance novel then the character within his novel, who is he, writes his novel as a romance novel with the same title and then they all die in a car crash eventually leading up to my own death in a car crash. I guess the title makes more sense with the context of the story itself.
The Man with Compound Eyes
Die Nordwesten
Dalmatia
Untitled
Embers
sarah beckoned for stories written about machines
The seven Nabataeans lions
TBA
Metallica
>>7943691
> /lit/ 2016
> Being this honest
> Not hiding behind at least one layer on irony
Dude just go to a book club or something
at the edge of disappearing
>>7943469
Le barde et l'enfant fou sur l'herbe bleue
>>7948018
What can I say, I'm just post-ironic.
Encrusted Afternoons
>>7943598
I'm writing my biography as well. Calling it Rigmarole.
>>7943469
ya da Umman -- or OmanI haven't started though
>>7943469
Yupa The Small.
The protagonist is a twelve year old double amputee who is on a quest of thousands of miles to find an individual who is widely reputed to be a magic healer.
>>7943469
The Beautiful Ones
Ekleipsis
Pls r8
Jawbreaker
Ever since i was 13 i've been meaning to write a sort of YA post-apocalyptical novel, and even if i moved past that part of my life, i feel like i owe it to myself to do it, even if it ends up being pretty shitty.
Chronicles of a new world was the first name, and then Manaria was the only name i could think of for replacing it, but it sounds so much like Narnia that i just ended up scraping it until further notice.
I haven't wrote a chapter of that in 2 years now. Goddammit.
>>7946018
has recently been in done in german except it's a bridge
Habby Benis :DDD
Mr.Smith and the case of thr red anvil.
The Day after Yesterday
Swedish Polymer
>>7943469
Crossing Tartarus
It's about a man living primordially on a world ship.
Huldra
Pastoral
Pankratoman: The Father of a Million Year Siege
