0002word essay on pic related due tomorrow and haven't even started yet. Please help me.
"lol memes"
give up
"Do homework"
>>7934590
"stop fapping"
infinite JEST
>>7934590
Stop gaming.
Send help
You're Gay
>>7934590
Study more.
kill self
>>7934590
Smash ZOG
>>7934713
Not to derail this fine thread, but out of curiosity I would like to ask; since we have been secretly ruling the world, for O these many decades abd more doesn't that make *us* the Master Race?
Asking for a friend :)
Thanks,
Rabbi Jewey Greedstein
AAPL buy
>>7934590
Nothing matters
Stay determined.
Apple stocks.
>>7934590
Have Sex
Please help.
no drugs
Thanks, me
nospacesbecauseicansendyouonlytwowords fearisnotsomethingyoucaneverfullyescapebutwhenyouencounteritinpersuitofsomethingyouwantalwaysremembertoconsideritasignthatwhatyou'reseekingisimportantandIamsavingustimebytellingyoutogetinthehabitofignoringitandtakingaction
Invest in Dogecoin LLC
more drugs
(OR)
kill self
grow up
How young? If fetus, I would say:
Self-abort!
Fuck her
>>7934752
>.png
>>7934590
BIOLOGY DEGREEEEEEEEEEE
>>7934605
Yesssssss
Start doing cool shit now even if it sucks
>>7934928
Also, spend less time doing good and college. Instead have fun with your friends/network
>>7934590
Focus MMA
ur gay
please
thanks
>>7934590
"Kill yourself"
>End it
Alternatively
>Kill yourself
Buy bitcoin.
>>7934778
younger you should have just learned German
Strive harder.Learn Chinese.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
invest facebook (or something similar. whatever is the stuff on the stock marked your younger self can buy)
Jonas dies.
Transient?
NO.
>>7934770
this
>>7934765
I can't possibly imagine how that would go wrong.
Dad cancer.
>>7934590
Oil Paint
See psychiatrist
>>7934590
fuck everybody
Read books
>>7934590
Don't Drink
Don't Smoke
Don't Drugs
Don't videogames
Don't Girls
Please Study
Read Faggot
Cut Hair
Any one of these is fine.
>>7936153
that is all terrible advice
except maybe please study
>>7936153
Read, tonsure.
>>7936155
Given my current state I strongly disagree.
Inside job
>>7935712
Underrated boast
>>7934590
'suicide, faggot'
>>7934590
'sports almanac'
Choose drawing
Write now!!!!
>>7934590
>Change Nothing
Without having wasted all the time I did, on things I now consider "a waste of time", I wouldn't know what a waste of time is.
>This is a classic "what do you regret" garbage essay assignment.
There is no way to know what you would regret (in terms of minor things. Not murder or some next level shit) without having committed that regret to begin with. Do I wish I studied instead of the games I played in high school.
NO
I only know I could have used that time wasted better. I wouldn't know that otherwise and I'm glad I realized it was a waste before it was to late. I have no regrets in my life what so ever
Write your essay on that and your stupid fuck face teacher will have respect for you
>>7934590
"Relax, everything is going to be fine"
>>7937499
Damn it's two words : "don't worry" then but then again where would I be if I didn't worry all the time.
>>7934590
engineering major
>>7934590
git gud
>>7934590
Baby Shoes
Accept Islam
Floss Daily
Stretch Daily
Masturbate Less
Stop that
keep kylie
>>7936076
Thats... Sad, man, I'm sorry about whatever happened.
Waste time
Rare pepes
>>7934590
wew lad
not Olivia
>>7934590
Get adderall
helium mask
enjoy studying at university more, and worry less about grades and getting into elite universities
>>7934758
NFLX long
Justa mole.
dont worry
>>7934590
"kill self"
"flex spine"
"go gay"
"read Hegel"
"you're fag"
"gets worse"
"stupid cunt"
"NAMBLA mascot"
Just fuck the crazy chick, she's moving in a few months turns out anyway. Don't be a wizard
>>7936153
>Don't Girls
>>7934590
Exercise everyday.
>>7938357
"Everyday" is an adjective. You mean "every day" (two words :P).
Shit's metasticized.
>>7934622
Beat me to it
>>7938419
chuck'ld
>>7934590
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I'm tired
>>7934590
no internet
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Read Žižek
STOP DAD
Never fart
Don't skype
>>7938888
nice quads
>>7938548
this
>>7938899
Nice dubs
>>7938917
Nice jack fuckin' shit
just give up.
Max Stirner
Call CPS
two words
GET TESTED
Non-Resistance. PUA.
>>7934590
Cherish her while you still have her.
ÞUNGUR
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Tell her.
>>7934923
oh hey marco
eat less
ur fag
Ncomputer Oscience
>>7934590
"Candle Ja-"
There might be much more important things to say, but I believe this is enough.
Dear younger self, please hand your work in on time. No matter how busy you may be during the week, just get it done.
>>7934590
Quit dope
gap year
>>7934590
Nothing Matters.
>>7936153
AT LEAST I CAN
FUCKING THINK
>>7934590
give up
EAT MONEY
>>7938488
wankey wankey
REJECT APATHY
study ornithology
baka desu senpai
>>7934590
AAPL investing
B.E yourself
from the
stretch wrists
two words
"lol fagget"
Chase Larisa
murder bailey
Never Better
AVOID 4CHAN
>>7934590
Exposition; denouement.
>>7936076
>Dad cancer.
this
>>7934691
this is actually pretty good
>>7934590
Écoute Mehdi.
Watch anime.
Acquire currency
>>7934590
vote trump
>>7934590
"Please Help."
You wrote it before you even posted it.
>>7936243
thank you so much for acknowledging my post.
google existentialism
>>7934590
clam nigger
Invest Google
pull out
>>7934590
Help them.
I'm writer
>Wear retainer.
I am 20 now and had my braces off when I was 15 but I didn't care enough about my hygiene and health to actually wear the retainer that I was given for free by the NHS. Now my teeth are pretty straight but they are starting to move in ways they wouldn't have if I had have just listened to the dentist.
15 year old me still probably wouldn't listen but damn, if only I had have listened to the dentist!
levi dies
>>7934590
cosby innocent
>>7934590
lift
ittrulywas aninfinitejest
Fuck her
Get help
fight on
>>7934590
No nitrous
