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John Green general - brother hank edition
What's your favorite John green novel?
When is his next opus coming out?
Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?
>>7930433
>John Green
finally, a thread worth posting in.
>>7930469
I know. It has been an entire hour.
Hang yourself faggot.
stop doing this
>>7930433
I'm pretty sure we all have better things to be doing with our time than shitposting about John Green.
>>7931130
Then why did you bump the thread?
>>7930492
People like you are not welcome on /jg/. This is a *positive* community.
What are you nerdfighters reading currently?
>>7931284
What the fuck is a nerdfighter.
>>7931284
>I'm such Le nerd xp
I really enjoyed looking for Alaska the end made me feel feels.
>>7930433
John Green novels aren't bad, but they're really YA level. To compare them to adult literature isn't really fair - they're enjoyable in their own right.
That being said, Green not being a walking meme on facebook would help.
His twitter.
What the fuck is with John Green's fetish for cereal? Does he like sticking his dick in bowls of cheerios and milk?
I don't like him because one of his characters wore my favorite jacket in a movie based of one of his books.
>>7931373
How could you read or watch a fault in our stars and not know he's a massive faggot?
>>7931373
He's a very smart man. You could learn some things from his twitter feed, you misogynistic douche
>>7931284
This reminds me; I literally fought a nerd in high school. Kicked his fucking ass for being a smug piece of shit. I feel bad now because I realize that I probably helped form another John Green.
>>7931395
>leather jacket
You look like a retard when you wear it, anon.
That actor is attractive, charismatic, and tall. You are not.
>>7931415
don't project your insecurities onto me
>>7931418
I don't wear a leather jacket
>>7931428
and I'm not short or uncharasmatic
can't tell if I'm attractive or not though
>>7931431
You are mistaking your autism for charisma, as apparent by the fact that you wear a leather jacket
>>7931385
That's like asking Jimmy Savile "what's with your fetish for candy?" Means to an end, dawg.
>>7931435
Misunderstanding others is a key symptom of autism, as demonstrated by your posts.
I'm thinking of shoving something up my ass. What should it be?
>>7931528
A high-definition camera. I'm a proctologist, first-stage rectal cancer is easy to treat if you catch it early.
>>7931554
Can I write something pretentious and pseudo-intellectual about it? I really want to be like John Green.
>>7931435
You're fucking stupid
OP, you oughta go to /his/ and post about Hank Green there. I'd love to see the apoplexy of that board.
>>7931557
That's a question a psychiatrist could answer, but I don't have a degree in that, so sorry, friend. Hope your insurance covers it.
>>7930433
>niggers
>>7931415
I'm 6 foot 9 and bodybuild for 2 hours a day. I know what I'm talking about. Fuck off, Manlet.
>>7931557
John Green would not write about shoving something up his ass
Thomas Pynchon would, however.
>>7931629
What if I get a woman who won't date me unless I'm successful to do it?
>>7931369
>TEENAGERS ARE LE IMMORTAL
ok kid
>>7931629
>John Green would not write about shoving something up his ass
But he writes with his head up there all the time.
I like the one about the quirky girl who saves the boy from himself by being quirky.
>>7931284
the latest book on breakfast philosophy from a feminist perspective. yes, the wage gap is involved.
>>7932624
his face is: a circle and a triangle spitroasting a square
>>7931415
and it still doesn't look good on him.
>>7931621
Pics or you're a faggot, faggot.
I'm trying to redpill a friend on why John Green is awful. Can you /lit/izens post sources proving he's a cuckold? And any other relevant evidence.
>>7932689
>John Green
>awful
>>>/tumblr/ is that way
>>7931621
>6 foot 9
I hope this is a joke, more than 6'3 is literally a deformity.
>>7930433
Gone Girl <3 <3 <3~!
>>7931373
Is this real? He should be fucking hanged.
Why don't we attack him online?
Thank god I sent up my browser to automatically redirect me to /his/ when I click on /lit/ by accident
>>7933162
Of course. He defended it on his tumblr too http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/77224629639/ive-seen-your-comments-on-twitter-and-facebook
>>7930433
GFTO and never come back
>>7931369
t. teenager girl and self-proclaimed "bookworm."
>>7933703
I am not a worm nor am I a book.
