Hey /lit/, why aren't you a famous writer like Orion yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmUDKjSR_KY
>>7899295
Is it weird that I want to fuck her while gouging her eyes out?
>>7899295
That's a trap lads
>>7899331
>>7899327
She like a hipster AND a dumb bitch. The worst of both worlds. There are a lot of chicks like that all over tumblr and youtube these days.
>>7899295
>always try to improve the stuff that you aren't good at writing
Yes, focus on your lackings, not on your strenghts.
That's a sure way to develop a personal voice.
Great female mindset, bitch
sage/10
>read a lot of books
yes
>experiment with your writing
yes
>I'm better at writing fiction because I'm better at writing about my own experiences
>not good at making up stuff
...that's what good fiction is though. Yeah you make it up but it's still from you. You shouldn't be "making up" anything
>channel your triggers
okay this is going down hill
I can't watch this anymore
pic related was in the comment section
>>7899393
whoops meant better at writing non fiction
You can just see that seething depression behind her eyes.
Also, her 'pup' should be named Finnegans. What. A. Bitch.
Some of her "poetry"...
>>7899295
And so what op? Let them have their illusions if they find validation there. The older I become the more I realize that to criticize is just as well...only easier to accomplish.
I'm critical of everything - I suppose it gives me a feeling of superiority even though I know it's false also.
>>7899440
Those lips tho
Who is she and why I am not fucking her?
>>7899456
Your penis will become infected with one of the worst diseases known to mankind, I needn't mention it, because it is obvious.
>>7899295
Who?
>>7899506
Ideology?
>>7899295
> tfw can't channel my inner writer
>>7899440
maybe it's satire
8:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHMKr6W3QY
>tfw listening to audio books in the car.
>>7899295
The comment section in that video is full of people posting their poetry. It's like a more pathetic version of /lit/...
When you have a video available of that girl taking a cumshot to the face you can create a thread OP; until then, goodbye.
>>7899535
My sides.
>>7899295
>muh vinyl records
>muh triggers
>>7899675
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>7899440
in V by Pynchon one of the characters wrote a shitty poem really similar to this, but it was far better of course
i mean the ones that start with "i am" and are always high school level garbage
>>7899675
Of course the vast majority of people posting their poems are doing it in hopes of getting noticed by a youtube celebrity.
>>7899295
...because I didn't channel my triggers.
What is this bitch even doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoWbX2DxDRA&nohtml5=False
>>7900045
It's just attention seeking, nothing more.
>>7900045
it's called being a writer...
her instagram mostly consists of her showing off her tits too
solid way to get canonized i suppose
>>7899535
>>7900045
I sort of imagine that if I were to ever meet a self-help writer, they'd act a lot like her.
thanks for the new insta thirst follow
never thought lit would b good for this
>>7899295
>go to instagram
>photos of crosley, cup of coffee, food, twee boyfriend
>exactly what I expected
It's kind of depressing how easy it is to categorize girls just by looking at and listening to them for a few seconds
156,234 subscribers
>>7900241
>245k followers on twitter
I wish I had tits. They make everything easier.
>literally who
listen man if i haven't heard about it on the backwaters of the internet then it's news to me and also shitebefore now
>>7899388
>ignore your weaknesses
Great idea
>>7900408
Peter Drucker, in his famous essay Managing Oneself, advised strongly the need to understand your strengths and weaknesses, and observed that you can never win by improving your weaknesses, only by improving your strengths.
>>7900422
>listening to self help authors
just be urself :^)
She's my friend's cousin. I've seen her in person a couple of times and she's just a regular tumblr hipster whore. Not extremely attractive at all and her personality ruins it. Wears a ton of makeup.
>>7899675
ayyy
>>7900162
her photos are pretty nice. though i agree that her instagram is very generic
All her fans have the same videos as her, vlogs about food and and books set to creepy dubstep music.
>>7900495
So in other words another garden variety American cunt
http://sskeptical.tumblr.com/tagged/selfies
God I can't wait till she starts posting full-blown nudes in the name of "liberation" and "body positivity".
>>7900045
I like how she's put on a full face of makeup before getting in the bath.
>>7900906
Nice.
>>7899295
I'm depressed all the time so I can't write about non depressing things
>>7899295
Meh, she's no Gloria Tesch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4OYYjXWCoI&nohtml5=False
>>7901180
I followed her on facebook for ages. She's an awful person.
>>7901180
What the deuce? Am I watching a sketch from Tim and Eric?
>>7901187
>awful person
You mean like she's an annoying cunt or she tortures kitties?
>>7899440
Oh my god it's babbys first poem. Fuck me that's some shallow garbage.
>I am positive thing and adjectives
>I am other positive thing
>I am shitty metaphor
>I am literally a cat
>I am happy about these happy things
kys
>>7901192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4KEyUV7D44
>>7901198
She tortures me by being an annoying cunt and I consider my wellbeing more important than that of a cat.
This is now a Gloria Tesch thread
>>7901199
>I am a shitty metaphor
>I am literally a cat
I kek'd
tfw this is a better poem than the original.
>>7901214
>>7901265
this condemning attitude where nothing other than perfection gets shit on is the reason we are such bad writers too t bh
>>7901265
makes u think....
>>7901282
Fuck off
>>7901288
epic
>>7901265
move the fuck over corncobby
I wonder if the Maradonia movie will capture the essence of the books
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJ6mhoBGD8&nohtml5=False
>>7901484
Jesus Christ does she need a teleprompter to read her own bio and blurb of her own book off?
>>7901484
Well she's charismatic, isn't she?
>>7900045
her short forehead is triggering me. because the more i listen to her, the more i look at it and i confirm her crippled frontal lobe is responsible for her stupid rambling.
>>7901484
lol what the fuck is this. why isnt it common to use small in ear phones with the same text read so you repeat the text in the same intonation and mood? would be much better.
>>7901105
Best to write about what you know
>>7899440
>earl grey tea
>beams
>leave
>strips of relief
>lustrous
it's like sweet 16: the poem. requesting the image of the email exchange between guy and girl for a writing assignment, which includes the girl talking about "chamomile tea"
>>7899440
i can honestly say that this is bad, because if a close friend of mine showed this to me, i'd tell him/her to keep writing and practicing.
if she is published for her poetry, she either has a strong online following because of what she looks like/image, or she is sleeping with the guy that calls the shots.
>>7899295
lost count of how many times she said "I" or "me"
>>7899295
>google her name
>tumblr, YouTube and instagram links appear
>not one article mentions hers writing
So shes not a real writer?
This is why it isnt taken seriously anymore, people just use it as a hobby they're barely good at and proclaim it as they're life.
>>7899675
>watch it go to fire
>>7900422
Big difference between improving your weaknesses and learning how to utilize them effectively
>>7902909
*neither of which involve ignoring
For instance, any one of us monkeys probably wouldn't have dealt so well with a domineering emotionally abusive father but look what it did for kafkas career
>>7901284
Makes you think about grammar.
>>7899295
>Channel your Triggers
