>it's a sex scene
>>7895649
They are incredibly awkward to read and should only be implied.
I literally put the book down if this happens. Same with any requited declarations of love or anything involving two people being affectionate towards each other. It just pains me too much to read a this point. It started with music and my unconsciously turning off or switching to another song when the lyrics were about being in love and so on. Then I realized what I was doing and why I wasn't enjoying music like I used to. This has since spilled over to literature, movies and even 4chan posts. If someone posts about their girlfriend or something my instinct is to instantly convince myself that they are lying and then to close the thread. It really is a form of torture to have to exist in a culture where romantic affection is granted the highest value. I literally only choose books to read now wherein I know in advance that the protagonist does not experience romantic affection.
I hate it when the book has references to gay sex. I sincerely believe that Burroughs would have been the greatest of author of all time if he hadn't been such a blatant homosexual.
>>7895659
>autism: the post
>it's a murakami sex scene
>>7895659
We are on the same page, anon. I can't stand music about sex, drugs or other hedonistic topics. Many people would say it's "the fox and the sour grapes" mentality, but that's not true in my case. I've had sex and drugs, but nothing is more cringeworthy than reading about them.
I can read about love though, as long as it's suspenseful.
Was the sex scene in this supposed to be creepy and disgusting?
I still don't understand what Murakami was trying to achieve with that shit. If he did mean for it to be disgusting and weird, then he nailed it. Having Simamoto tell MC she always thought of how big his dick was when they were children was fucking hilarious I had to put the book down and laugh.
>It's a Russian scene
>Vodka music starts playing
>>7895691
>it's a vietnam scene
>fortunate son starts playing
>It's a Don Gately chapter
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>>7895643
>its not a sex scene
>>7895682
>I had to put the book down and laugh.
Honestly the only appropriate response to Murakami sex scenes
>the bit in stoner
It was everything I hoped that it could be. The whole arc with Katherine changed my view of how love could be depicted in lit.
>frogposting
>tumblr image
Kill yourself.
>It's a guy gets raped in the ass with a revolver
Fucking King
>>7895656
Virgin: the post
>>it's a gender swap fantasy scene where the protagonist gets an arm plunged "elbow deep" into his new vagina
>>7895656
t. virgin
>>7895659
I have a lot of insecurities involving sex and relationships but I don't let that dictate what I do or don't read, listen etc. I don't know what I'd do if I was like you since I wouldn't be able to listen to Prince or read a lot of varied and worthwhile literature.
>>7895664
Gay sex bothers me less than straight sex for some reason. I guess it's like how bad acting in another language is less awkward than in your own because there is a certain distance.
>>7895666
i swear i remember someone fucking their mother in kafka on the shore, pls confirm
>>7896089
You'll have to sharpen your query if you want accurate results bud.
>its a sex dream that turns violent but all the feelings are abstract and don't make sense
>it's a 'man is only man when he's working' scene
>>7895698
>it's a Marathe and Steeply chapter
I'm writing about a black Puerto Rican who has priapism and hyperspermia and who works as a bisexual male prostitute for couples in the Bronx of the eighties. And I'm contriving despicable sex scenes with him, and middle-aged middle class white Americans. Where the white males are incapable of having an erection, and one of them squeals like a little pig when he is fucked in the asshole, and another one that drinks the incredible loads of semen after Wilmer is done fucking his wife. It's going to be awesome, desu. I won't post any of it, and also, it is in Spanish. Have a nice day!
>>7896312
sounds shit
>write sex scene
>be virgin
I'm semi-confident that nobody would be able to tell
>>7895659
i do this too
it disheartens me so so much
especially when the character is described as awkward or is supposed to be slovenly and weird
love and relationships are central to the human experience and i cant get them
There are some good sex scenes in ths book.
he Shape of Her, by Rowan Somerville
“The wet friction of her, tight around him, the sight of her open, stretched around him, the cleft of her body, it tore a climax out of him with a final lunge. Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her.
>>7897768
haha what the fuck?
>>7895656
This
>>7897772
Honestly, is there any sex scene that is well written?
>>7897841
the shiteating scene in Gravity's Rainbow
>>7897803
Thanks for letting us know there's always worse than what we imagine
>>7897803
Sauce?
I have an anthology of LGBT plays in my shelf at home. (don't ask - I was taking a course in undergrad that needed it) When I get home I'll post the sex scene from one of the more popular plays. It's horrendous.
>>7897841
The one with Noam Chomsky and the strippers doing meth and fucking.
>>7896173
>it's a poor tony chapter
>>7897803
anyone else got legit aroused?
Never mind. I remembered the title and got my roommate to send me pictures. The play is called "Bent" by Martin Sherman. It follows two gay men in separate sections of a Nazi concentration camp. This is the sex scene where they "fuck" each other through the fence. Keep in mind, this was originally performed in German.
Enjoy - 1/6
>>7897967
2/6 why tf is it coming out sideways
>>7897937
I'm actually looking forward to that. I've never read any LGBT literature, only 19th century or early 20th century stuff.
wew
>>7897975
Holy fuck did people have to act this out on stage in front of other people?
>>7897985
6/6
>>7897982
The rest of the plays are actually pretty decent. This particular play is an outlier, but it was incredibly popular in the NYC off broadway scene during the 80's
>>7897988
>>7897985
>>7897981
>>7897975
>>7897971
>>7897967
you win
>>7896051
t. Odysseus
>>7897981
>mouth
>cock
>cock
>mouth
And I thought the all the "yes" in the previous page weren't bad enough, holy hell.
>>7897841
Joyce's letters to Nora
>>7897841
Yes, all of the ones in The Lime Twig.
>>7897841
What about the letters James Joyce wrote to his wife about fucking the farts out of her? They were pretty good.
"At this point, Chomsky gritted his teeth and began punishing Cassandra's hamtrap vigorously. He held her by her upraised right leg and her thin, backstretched left arm.
'Uh-oh-ah-uh-ah-UH-ah-UH-oh-AH!!!' she grunted as he bounced her off his pubic bone, at the mercy of a machine gone berserk. I wondered how whoever enjoyed her company next would even feel the sides. Her eyes closed in thrall, her smallish breasts bouncing in a blur; she looked something like a woman on a unicycle descending a very long flight of stairs.
'Stick your fingers in my asshole!' Chomsky commanded Monique, kneeling behind him, who complied promptly. 'Gnaaaaaah!' he heaved, releasing Cassandra, who fell to a spent heap before him into Desiree's outspread legs.
'Hold still!' he barked, leveling his chowdergun at them, squeezing back its venom as long as he could. Then it unleashed, blasting them with splash after splash of his gushing manblast. Monique hammered three fingers into his rectum like she was feeding belt ammo into an artillery gun, and the result seemed to be the kind of powerful hosing velocity usually associated with Civil Rights demonstrations. He exploded like an oil derrick that had tapped forces from deep inside the earth no human could hope to control.
When it was over, Cassandra and Desiree were festooned with hot, ropey ejaculate, like they had been too close to an industrial accident at a pancake batter factory.
'Sweet Jesus,' Monique said in wonderment, peeking around his hip to take in the scene, 'you're like a one-man bukkake shoot!' "
>>7895659
haha don't rape a girl on the way out ahahaha
