>DFW when you know you're 1/5th of the way through writing the first draft of something that will definitely be canon if you actually finish it
I honestly think this is the Ulysses of the 21st Century. And no, before you ask, I'm not telling you what it's about or posting any samples. I don't want your grubby, semen-encrusted NEET hands touching this thing.
Let me know when it's published. Senpai.
>>7891142
well we all can see you have Joyce's ego
>>7891150
I'll be sure to come back here and let you bask in its glory once it gets published.
>>7891142
its pretty safe to say almost everyone here has had that feeling
>tfw given up completely
>>7891189
I'll climb up the mountain of your shattered dreams' corpses and be the one to actually finish it.
It's a 20 parts space opera with 'mechs' right?
>>7891199
No. I'm not gasautist.
>21st century
>thinking there's a canon
>writing for posterity like it's 100 years ago
>thinking there's such a thing as "literature"
>>7891213
Bro, you don't understand how great this thing is. It'll singlehandedly bring literature back to its former glory.
>>7891217
My ass, pal. Chuck it in the river. Send it back to Pallet Town, my friend. Join the army.
>>7891246
Well, I can't help it if you plebs are too defeatist to even conceive of the possibility of attaining such heights. Blame your own lack of vision for that, not me.
Hacked into anon's computer and secured a copy. Here it is in all it's glory!
>>7891142
>I don't want your grubby, semen-encrusted NEET hands touching this thing.
>Implying that these won't be the only people to read it if it is everything you claim it is.
>>7891583
You know how Infinite Jest is also a meme and bestseller among normies? Well this is going to be an even bigger one within /lit/ and without.
>>7891142
I thought the same thing for a while, OP, and then I reread what I wrote, and then I waited awhile, and then I reread it again, and then I realized it was complete shit.
>>7891805
Was it the first full-length book you've written?
>>7891823
Yessum. As expected, I guess.
>>7891826
Don't give up now. Everyone's early efforts are lacking. You just don't hear much about the ones of famous people because their first published books are almost never their actual first books.
Wow, that's awesome. Srsly. Hope you revive literature.
>>7891142
>don't want your grubby, semen-encrusted NEET hands touching this thing
>not going for that neet $
>ignoring the backbone of most fanbases
>shirking the most bitter and jaded part of the population
k, stay salty, I'm happy to provide my neet brethren with stories
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>>7892331
I'd explain what he meant by that to you but if you're posting little Afghanistanimation girls you're probably too retarded to understand anyway.
>>7891197
>>7892331
Sausage guy!Stop shilling.
>>7894025
Who makes all these pseudo-chain letter memes anyway?write tight pupper
>>7892331
>tumblr
You're wasting your time even moreso than everyone else here.
>>7894025
Write tight pupper
What, exactly, is the rhetorical intent of OP here? Do they want anons to argue with them and prove that they just don't understand their tortured genius? Do they want us to confirm the delusion by heaping praise upon them? Do they imagine that someday, after the great collapse, there will be someone poring over the archives, tracing IPs and MAC addresses, and ferreting out all the identities, and posthumously declare "Eureka! We have found it - this is the one who revived literature... and they knew they were doing it!" Does asking this question collapse the wave function, and turn the universe into Eliot's ball, rolling toward OP to destroy him? In all earnestness, with great feeling, I ask...
>>7894751
It's a kind of masturbation.
>>7891142
>DFW
>Dallas Fort-Worth
>>7894933
Kill yourself.
>>7894627
it's a fine place to host stuff. interaction w/ the community there isn't a necessary part of having one
>>7891142
But anon, pokemon fan fiction can't be canon
>>7895399
It's not pokemon fan fiction. It's Finnegans Wake fan fiction.
