>tfw you work for minimum wage at a grocery store in some shitty Canadian city and will never hang out at Cornell in April :.(
why even live?
>>7885528
That's a good question. I always supposed that proles lived for the sake of children, superstition and cheap liquor. Have you tried those yet, little fellow?
>tfw at Cornell in April
It actually sucks though, why would you wish this upon yourself
>>7885546
oh sure i drink, and my superstition is marxist teleology, but still. it just doesn't feel that good.
>you will NEVER live on a small quad of old stone buildings with leaded windows
>you will NEVER steer a gondola as your qt RP-accented gf giggles and tells you not to crash
>you will NEVER take a walk along the river with your qt privately educated girlfriend on a frosty February
>you will NEVER attend a formal ball with your qt Hermione-esque gf who blushes when she sees your reaction to the dress she's wearing
>you will NEVER have an hour-long discussion with a jaded, witty professor who finds you "utterly intriguing" and leave his office to find your qt gf pretending to read an advertisement pinned to his noticeboard
>you will NEVER ride old-fashioned bicycles across cobblestone streets beside your qt gf and laugh as you speed down a hill with your legs outstretched
>you will NEVER share a cheap bottle of red wine with your qt Home Counties gf while listening to Cocteau Twins in her dorm with candles providing the only light
>you will NEVER arrive a little late to a raucous, controversial debate at the Union and sneak in with your qt gf, ducking and offering whispered apologies as you make your way to some spare seats
>you will literally, unironically NEVER take a slow walk beside your qt vaguely artistocratic gf through the fallen leaves of a quiet park and make her smile as she clutches her coursebooks across her chest
>you will NEVER sit in a small concert theatre and watch your qt gf playing viola and experience a overwhelming feeling of pure love for the girl you one day hope to marry
>you will NEVER run through heavy rain to your qt elite gf's dorm and have her hug your drenched coat and hair as you provide whispered encouragement about her exam the following day
>>7885574
Uh. So basically you just are just doing /r9k/ you will never BS but with /lit/ style memes. k.
>>7885574
this is like anti-Stoner
does this exist in the form of some infuriating book btw?
