ITT summarize books with a Spongebob quote
>>7877141
Lolita.
ARE YOU READY KID
>>7877184
Kek
Classic claude mahoney ladies and gents
I'm ugly
and i'm proud
Metamorphosis
>>7877212
Thanks Virgil
![17208457[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/07zTKVv.jpg "17208457[1].jpg")
"I love the young people"
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
>tfw the painter guy comes in and confesses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsgk1El3sk
Great Gatsby:
It was his hat Mr Krabs, he was Number 1!
>>7877299
well done sir
Less Than Zero
>Lots and lots of felonies
i dont watch anime
The Brothers Karamazov
>You may be an open book Spongebob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Moby Dick
>We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar.
Infinite Jest
"The only culture he has is in his tennis shoes HEJ-HEJ-HEJ tennis shoes.."
>>7878195
No its more along the lines of
>Squiward's Father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?
>>7878247
Topkok
FUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEE
>>7878217
Kek
Ulysses
>Guess what today is!
>Annoy Squidward Day?
>No silly! That's on the 15th!
>"Oh, magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?"
>"Nothing."
>>7877299
this is the best
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.
>“It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!”
Finnegans Wake
“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitly expanding!”
“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”
“Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”
>>7879173
More like, belongs in the trash!
“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!”
>>7879282
that joke made me laugh desu
>>7879268
Wow, this works really well.
Nice job, anon
SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!!
Patrick: [covers his “area”] *GASP!* Where?!
“Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…”
SpongeBob: Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don't you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times!
Isn't this great Squidward? Just the three of us! You, me, and this brick wall you built between us,
You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good...
Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector! Buried him and then stuffed his body in the freezer!
Finally, a place where I can be allll aloooooooone.
[spooky voices]
I've got to get out of here!
How do you guys even know spongebob quotes
>>7879547
Do you not watch SpongeBob SquarePants on a daily basis? Because everyone else does, faggot.
>>7879547
This guy.
>And so I have simply decided I am never leaving my house again.
>>7879462
went into manhattan today and saw some dude posing with that trying to get on that hotdudesreading website, but he was only average and his book choice was trying hardy
>>7879283
underrated post
We did it Patrick! We saved the city!!
>>7879739
Spongebob, I think Squidward's taken this too far.
>Under the Dome
>>7879547
I just looked up a list
The Sorrows of Young Werther
What's his name?!? What's his name?!? I've got nothing on a name!
Come on, baby, what's the name?!?
WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!
The Odyssey
C A M P F I R E S O N G song
MY LEG!
Photosynthesis
Photosynthesis
I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, it WUMBOES.
>>7880062
Lol
>>7877217
He wouldn't have starved himself to death if he was proud.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I don't know why, but I think I'll kick Spongebob's butt tomorrow
"Win this one because I told you too."
"Because you told me too!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgVSGay-7fU
>>7880107
KEK
>>7880107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCmr9YfGv0
>>7879739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_tqUJZGAs
[raspberries]
Waiting for Godot
"Hinga Dinga Doergen"
Beowulf
>>7880107
Very good
>>7880062
Underrated
>>7880062
>This is a load of barnacles
On the Road: "Floor it?"
Finnegans Wake: "Did he just say [Dolphin Noises]?"
SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…
>>7878175
Good joke
>>7877141
>This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.
sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems
>>7878217
that episode was based on moby dick
>>7880207
That ep was weird
>>7880482
underrated
Patrick: I guess I'll always be a noseless freak.
>>7880107
actually lold
>>7880878
and jaws
"How bout this Squidward? I made this one with my tears"
Mr. Krabs: Let's see... a five-letter word for 'happiness'. Money.
>>7879618
>saw some dude posing with that trying to get on that hotdudesreading website
no way lol
>>7880482
eh there's probably something better for it
>>7879241
also just a very obvious reference on the writer's part.
>>7879398
that makes Spongebob sound that much more genius.
>>7881004
I hope you're trolling. The characters in Atlas Shrugged didn't get satisfaction from money, they got it by doing what they loved and being totally in control of their destiny, which is why they desired to live in a world that valued personal achievement.
The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njjeNRDKrMo
>>7879282
I read it in Trump's voice. Godfuckingdammit.
>>7880137
Better one.
>>7880107
fantastic
"I sort of... Don't feel like playing my clarinet today..."
>>7879462
maybe he was just reading man
>>7884360
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutuuure !
>>7884404
edit: squidward is John (lol)
![5cc4674f2d519b811eb40aabe1a84ecae7aad3d7b3dc3706b8ba40ba0d9f9856_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3b2SHma.jpg "5cc4674f2d519b811eb40aabe1a84ecae7aad3d7b3dc3706b8ba40ba0d9f9856_3[1].jpg")
Notes from the Underground
>>7881064
Yeah but the author was overly gratuitous with the idea to the point of goofiness.
>a literal gold monument in the shape of a dollar sign
>the books ends with a character tracing the dollar symbol in the air with his finger
>>7880970
same, Campbell does some great stuff
>>7884360
John and Helmholtz:
"I'm mad. Patrick are you mad too?"
"Yeah"
"What are you mad about?"
"I can't see my forehead."
spongebob?
more like sponge-book
>>7879432
but the episode with the boots is based on the tell-tale heart
>>7877582
>>7877299
>>7879398
>>7879277
>>7879432
>>7880107
>>7880231
>>7880482
these are perfect
>pic related
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
-Patrick
Tropic of Cancer is that scene with the really graphic portrayal of Patrick's bumpy asscheeks
>any Lovecraft
>>7879432
Not "Do you hear it? The boots, there here! Under the floorboards!"
>>7880482
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I definitely don't need it
>...
>I NEED IT!
>>7880062
best
Squidward: What's the meaning of this?
SpongeBob: I took your advice. From now on, I'm normal.
- Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".
- "Mild Ones?" [turns the W upside down] Oh!
>>7886366
Is this any good, dude?
I bought it a couple of years ago because hurr durr video games but never got very far into it
>>7886482
It gets pretty lengthy at times and the story isn't brilliant, but it was a good read nontheless. Especially, because I don't know any other books like it, it has a pretty unique concept and since you have it anyway you can give it a read.
Squidward: "You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."
>>7886366
That does not make any sense.
>>7886482
the setting alone is worth it, just read it in the dark with some little ass light
"SOILED IT SOILED IT" paradise lost
Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else
“There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!”
“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”
“We’d better do what he says… he knows how to grow food.”
“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”
>>7879268
>>7878225
massively underrated
Catcher In The Rye
>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
>>7887060
Planets? Other Universes. Universes.
Though it's interesting to know that even our prince, Kripke, thought that Lewis had badly/hilariously (depends how you look at it) misinterpreted Kripkean semantics and went as far as committing to modal realism.
Modal logic gets pretty boring after a while (not to mention that most physicists or mathematicians will have no idea what you're talking about). Kinda useless outside of the analytic brainfarting machine. Learn something like algebra/analysis instead.
>>7887097
First of all, Lewis >> Kripke.
Modal realism is bonkers, but only because metaphysical possibility is not a real thing.
On the other had, the many worlds of Hugh Everett are legit, because physical possibility is indeed a thing.
>>7887159
>Lewis >> Kripke.
Oh gawd, you just went full retard here, man. Lewis pales, PALES, in comparison to what Kripke did.
>Modal realism is bonkers, but only because metaphysical possibility is not a real thing. On the other had, the many worlds of Hugh Everett are legit, because physical possibility is indeed a thing.
This is even sillier than exclaiming that Lewis > Kripke. Metaphysical possibility and necessity are one of the bare bones of our and many other, if they exist, realities. It's obvious to nearly anyone who has read N&N (provided the reader is free of brain cancer); then again these properties are not necessarily the most 'exotic' or interesting properties of our Universe. In any event, you're conflicting modal realism with Kripkean semantics: the former is a metaphysical thesis, basically equivalent to Everett's many worlds interpretation of QM, and the latter is a framework for arguing about possibility and necessity. It's possible that you could have written "Lewis << Kripke" instead of "Lewis >> Kripke", had you had the appropriate background to make such a judgement call. It is necessary that there's a model of Peano Arithmetic that makes the statement "1 + 1 = 2" true, and so on.
>because physical possibility is indeed a thing.
No, no--physical possibility is a metaphysical possibility in disguise. You're basically saying "It is possible that other universes exist", which is just a metaphysical claim about reality, i.e. physical stuff.
>Move it, Patrick. I'm claustrophobic
>What does claustrophobic mean?
>>7880107
You win.
>>7887214
You sound deeply confused.
Kripke's work in formal semantics (Kripke semantics) is obviously important, but his philosophical contributions (N&N, etc.) have led the field down a blind alley.
There's a reason David Lewis is the most cited person in philosophy by far. He engages with a wide range of core issues - causation, probability, modality, supervenience, convention, propositional attitudes, foundations of mathematics, etc - and sets the agenda for subsequent research on those subjects.
And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist". I'm saying they do exist (as macroscopic branches), and they causally interact with each other at the quantum level - e.g., as interference in a double slit scenario. The probabilities of QM derive from self-locating uncertainty in a branching universe.
>>7877299
Too fucking good
>>7879413
underrated
>>7883689
underrated
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoCPsOEynaY
>>7879413
been awhile since i read it, explain?
Quotes from a cartoon?
I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was a forum for 4th graders. Meanwhile any actual discussion is neglected.
>>7887383
It's appropriate that your name is Sage, because you sure are one
>>7887347
great
>>7887292
>Kripke's work in formal semantics (Kripke semantics) is obviously important, but his philosophical contributions (N&N, etc.) have led the field down a blind alley.
Analytic philosophers are more or less of the same, unanimous opinion that N&N was essentially right. But hey, as a guy on a Chinese cartoon board you might as well be right in dismissing N&N.
>There's a reason David Lewis is the most cited person in philosophy by far
Yeah, because it's largely enticing poppycock. As I said, Lewis' contributions (in depth *and* range) pale in comparison to Kripke's. His Convention, as far as I know, was a PhD thesis which isn't all that relevant or insightful. Nor is he taken seriously in foundations of mathematics. Probability? What on earth are you smoking?
>And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist"
Yes, you are. Any claim of physical possibility implies metaphysical possibility.
>I'm saying they do exist (as macroscopic branches), and they causally interact with each other at the quantum level - e.g., as interference in a double slit scenario.
It's a pretty cool goodnight story to tell your kids as they fall asleep and all, but you're up against some 7+ interpretations of QM. And it has to noted that many worlds interpretation is not a theory but yet another metaphysical thesis, along with modal realism.
what's a good one for this quote
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOOzF4VLTE0
>>7887622
anything de Sade
>>7887622
Clockwork Orange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hfFKwf78E
Dialectic of Enlightenment
>>7887426
>but you're up against some 7+ interpretations of QM
MWI isn't an "interpretation" of QM - it *is* QM. It's what you get when you take the theory literally. The alternatives are alternatives to QM - Bohm, GRW, etc. If these other approaches ever attain the virtues of QM - easy integration with special relativity, etc. - then I'm more than happy to switch. Bohmian mechanics certainly has a lot going for it on an intuitive level - unfortunately it requires things like absolute simultaneity.
Regarding Kripke/Lewis, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Lewis was easily the most influential philosopher of his generation. That's just a fact.
>>7887383
encapsulating complex ideas within short pieces of out of context dialogue while keeping the source recognizable to those familiar is a highly /lit/erate skill
>genre fiction
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>>7887292
>And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist". I'm saying they do exist
You sound very confident with that assertion.
>>7887966
Well, I'm not. It's the same tentative attitude I take toward the theoretical posits of any successful fundamental physical theory.
If the physics changes, the metaphysics has to change.
>>7879285
lmao
>>7886947
lold hard
>>7887998
uuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>7880107
Can someone explain this to me? What does the quote have to do with the book?
>>7888053
>I don't know why, but I think I'll shoot an Algerian tomorrow. Not because I'm particularly mad or anything, but because I just want to feel something.
If you still don't get it, re-read the novel.
>>7887959
nightmarish
>>7888092
I haven't even read the book desu, but thanks for explaining it.
HINGA DINGA DERGAN
>Oh but it's not you that's got me - it's... me that's got me.
No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for a person to change
>>7887852
you are beautiful
Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher
As I Lay Dying
Why is Spongebob so quotable?
Goat series seasons 1-3
>I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo? It's first grade.
1984
The Twilight Saga,
the Hunger Games Saga,
all the Harry Potter books,
et cetera
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
>Misery
https://youtu.be/t5n5KlXv0Vo
https://youtu.be/Cv_HhmxO3Lk
>>7891496
Kek
