/lit/ humo(u)r please
BUMP I WANNA LAUGHS
>>7875324
take this shit back to 9gag or facebook. literally worse than reddit.
>>7875443
fuck me
>>7875452
it was just an exemple to start thread
>>7875441
Diogenes sounds like a badass.
>>7875488
>>7875492
I kin of agree with this person here on it making little sense for a cynic to participate in marriage.
>>7875443
I've got nothing to say, except...
TENOUTTATEN!!
My name
Reading
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Berkshire
at first i saw the new circle shits and i was like "who called the pleb patrol" but then i was like oh april 1st, right? right?!
Hey
do u always get the same name?
>>7875424
never understood this :/
If I wanted a laff id ask what ur 1 rep max is bro
>>7876018
>meathead humour
>>7876023
>anime
>>7876000
It's mocking the adverb because "snapping" something infers sound.
>>7875986
Get your shit together, Julie
>>7876038
>Claire
>>7875324
can someone post the irony + quantum physics one?
>>7876652
>>7876688
thx senpai
>>7876688
The next real literary “rebels” in this country might well emerge as some weird bunch of anti-rebels, born oglers who dare somehow to back away from ironic watching, who have the childish gall actually to endorse and instantiate single-entendre principles. Who treat of plain old untrendy human troubles and emotions in U.S. life with reverence and conviction. Who eschew self-consciousness and hip fatigue. These anti-rebels would be outdated, of course, before they even started. Dead on the page. Too sincere. Clearly repressed. Backward, quaint, naive, anachronistic. Maybe that’ll be the point. Maybe that’s why they’ll be the next real rebels. Real rebels, as far as I can see, risk disapproval. The old postmodern insurgents risked the gasp and squeal: shock, disgust, outrage, censorship, accusations of socialism, anarchism, nihilism. Today’s risks are different. The new rebels might be artists willing to risk the yawn, the rolled eyes, the cool smile, the nudged ribs, the parody of gifted ironists, the “Oh how banal”. To risk accusations of sentimentality, melodrama. Of overcredulity. Of softness. Of willingness to be suckered by a world of lurkers and starers who fear gaze and ridicule above imprisonment without law. Who knows.
>>7875324
geg
>>7875441
god i love that old barrel dwelling nut
>>7876688
A classic
>>7875324
/r/'ing the phoebe argument compilation.
>>7876688
this pic is so postmodern, it shits supermodernity and then eats it for lunch
>>7875443
>tfw furiously masturbated to an extract of Flaubert's Education sentimentale given by my highschool literature teacher
>tff I have no face because saying it would pass as snobbish
who else here enlightening thots in their spare time?
>outta the way fukkin losers
>>7875324
Gender and most used terms on social media
A personal favorite
>>7875443
>tfw fapped to female parts in biology book in middle school and art photo magazine
>>7875424
great website
>>7875324
Can someone please post the post that says he would reorganise the words in the book in order to fully focus on the prose and to not be distracted by the triviality of the plot.
>>7875424
>>7879417
>>7879445
>>7876635
I unironically want a series of Moby-Dick comic books drawn in this art style.
>>7875324
That's not even remotely funnyyou cancerous tumor.
>>7875425
haha oh wow
>>7879454
Go brush your dick. I have already told you it was just an example. Echantillon. Necessary minimum to start this thread
>>7879583
Why is /wg/ so high?
>>7879639
cuz it's not real, and all the numbers are arbitrary.
>>7879583
>average lit user
>genius level IQ
The worst part of this is that people on this board will actually believe this. Thereby disproving how smart they think the board is.
>>7876132
I love the top half of this image. Do you have that picture on its own?
>>7879723
Projecting this hard. Maybe this isn't the board 4u.
>>7879722
that's hilarious.
Lit posters post more because this board is more dedicated to dialog. Obviously we're gonna get faster response times because we post more, and use the captcha more.
>>7879728
Ye you're right i should hang out with you over on /b/ and /mlp/
>>7879722
Bull shit.
Fun Times
>>7879387
>everyone gnos
I would post the farty_kekks image were it not already on here. Joyce would be pleased. Harold Bloom as well.
>>7876014
That's Aristotle in the bottom left, you dummy.
>>7876014
I kek'd
>>7880264
This always makes me sad for some reason
>>7879386
FUCK!
>>7875443
I did literally all the other examples the people did
>>7879375
>he has 5 unread messages
>you have 5 messages that await a response
>>7880280
>tfw you will never run the streets of Oakland and publish a novel about it
>>7880418
H-heh.
>>7875404
it'd be funnier if no one was on the other track
>>7879814
>how /v/ takes a screencap.jpg
>>7875441
>>>/reddit/
>>7880287
Fuckin' WAR.
>>7875443
>>7875443
Hey, I'm the masturbation mantra guy. I don't know if that's cool or not...
>>7880264
deep irony?
>>7879726
well its the cover design to his book Fanged Noumena iirc and if that helps
>>7875443
I did this too, I don't see how it's humorous. I wish I were back then, everything was so easy fml
>>7879387
well done
>>7880965
>>7880971
>>7879377
>not the one with the stirner bird
>>7876754
This is the exact conclusion I came to as well. At a certain point I decided I was going to be sincerely sincere in my view of life. Not that I never use Irony but that I always have a sincere opinion I refer to.
>>7875324
Is this non sequitur or was there something in the book I had missed?
>>7880971
>I swallowed hard.
Why is that sentence in past tense?
>>7880971
I wonder what this would look like for Joyce, Pynchon and DFW.
>>7880975
I love perturbator and laser hawk. Am I the only one
>>7880975
>tfw I saw @greatdismal retweet this picture
>>7881249
ofcourse not. try miami nights 1984
>>7880459
I gotchu senpai
>>7880264
wow happy birthday Dre.
>>7875437
>Sokratesht
*sniff*
>>7881492
Who doesn't?
>>7880280
me too anon =(
>>7879417
Url, name anything plox ?
>>7880264
>Dre is a crime lord
>Hello,I'm the author!
>My name is Deandre
Take me down
To the Ithica city
Where Penelope lays
And gets fucked silly
O, won't you please take me home
Just a Grecian livin' on the sea, I'm a
Trojan killa that's tough to beat
but I love to have feasts
where there's lots to eat
young dawn with her rose read fingeeeeeeeers
Gotta get me home and uncuck
Penelope's waiting o so they say
Gotta keep sailin' dealing with my shipmates
They keep fucking up I hope they die
Gotta go kill the suuuuiiiitoooorrrssssss
Better show up in disguise
Take me down
To the Ithica city
Where Penelope lays
And gets fucked silly
O, won't you please take me home
Take me down
To the Ithica city
Where Telemachus lays
And acts like a pussay
Take me home
Well now I've hit land, I've a
met with the daughter
of some important man gonna
let me in his larder
now I'm in Ithica and it's time to diiiiiiiie
let me string my bow up now
Take me down
To the Ithica city
Where the suitors are dead
And my bed is stationary
O, won't you please take me home
Take me down
To the Ithica city
Where I reign king
And plow my earned pussay
Take me home
>>7881501
Oooooh, well spotted.
>>7876623
Lel
>>7875424
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>>7879447
I'm ecstatic that so many other people are also doing this
>>7881475
thank you so much lmfao
would have done it myself but im on mobile
>>7880442
delete this
>>7880264
I would totally read this, both ironically and unironically.
What, no Torolf?
>>7876039
No. It implies.
>>7880442
this pictures fucking sad
>>7883768
Comedy is tragedy remembered.
>>7883815
>>7876754
>>7881108
It saddens me that neutrality became something some people aspire to. I always have these encounters, specially in the US, with people that have no opinions on anything but menial matters. That helps the ironic way of living to survive as it protects the people. The rebels you mention would have to abandon this and be ready to be dispossessed and be pariahs in a world that won't value them until they finally succeed in creating a new culture.
>>7883153
>entered her like she was a lottery.
Fucking saved.
>>7880552
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
>>7883815
This messed me up man. Life is so surreal.
>>7875526
Iconoclasm is the backbone of cynicism. Crates and Hipparchia's relationship is one of the first in history to suggest the idea that both partners are equal, and Hipparchia came from a wealthy family and gave it up to live in the streets with her hazubando, which was sufficient enough to be accepted by their contemporaries so who gives a shit what some modern scholar thinks? Cynicism is about living virtuously in accordance to nature and challenging the status quo, but there are still many inconsistencies and contradictions. A good cynic would not work and did not concern themselves with intellectual pursuits, but they obviously taught and studied philosophy and panhandling is a form of work. Cynics reject religion and spirituality, but Diogenes sought advice from the oracle. It is easier to understand this bullshit if you keep in mind the goal of Cynicism was to basically emulate Heracles.
Personally I find it fascinating but in more than a few ways, it's basically the ancient greek version of NEET culture.
>>7879386
>thomas
Thomas Moore?
Thomas Aquinas?
>>7882682
It's basically Iceburg Slim but not as G.
>>7884547
Is it simulationist to believe that reality is numbers and we're just a set of solutions?
>>7884552
so nihilism is only for rich people then
>>7884901
Poor people can not give a fuck either, they usually just hold family as too important to leave.
>>7884996
*not give a fuck too
From the other night
>>7875455
ahahaha
>>7884901
>>7885013
>tfw too new on /lit/ to understand this
>>7879387
excellent
>>7885408
kek
>>7879583
/mu/ ought to be higher. /tv/ lower
>>7885416
Roared with laughter. I need more of these.
>>7885420
you're in luck my friend
>>7875324
nah
>>7885431
>>7885431
You realise they're not actual covers, right? They're just shit anon knocked up using clipart.
>>7885440
Youre a genius if these are yours.
>>7885408
>>7885416
>>7885427
>>7885440
These are great.
>>7880971
No
>Harry stretched his legs
>>7884877Pynchon ; )))))
The thread was deleted seconds after I posted this, so no one ever saw it. And it was literally my funniest post ever :(
>>7885463
>no ring
you fucked up
>>7885482
>Keter-class threat
nicee
>>7885478
where translations belong
>>7885478
You could donate for someone interested in reading it.
>>7880967
>Circe is the best chapter
Saved. This is clearly the best one of these yet: we've really pushed it past the limit here. This is also, I think, an excellent pedagogical tool to illustrate Bloom's theory pf the anxiety of influence.
>>7884894
Not necessarily, but it is idiotic.
>>7875400
Lol just started reading Schopenhauer a week ago
>>7886739
>kunt is a twat
>not kunt is a cunt
>>7887092
>escaping the scene morally pure as she yells "KANT!"
>>7887092
One job desu.
>>7887179
>Implying John wouldn't be in the burqa like the woman he is
>>7879387
>>7875324
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>>7876635
Thank you so much
>>7880651
Fuck this got me good
>>7885755
gimme
>>7887537
Can you explain All I take from it is deductive reasoning
>hates symbolism
>gets a bachelor of arts in art history
why the fuck
>>7887504
>art history
>object-making
this is clearly bullshit
>>7887556
It's a reference to Meno's Slave. It's a socratic dialogue
>>7875443
I don't believe it. I always fapped to the definition of "sexual intercourse" in Websters.
>>7880418
>>7879583
>weishaupt's plateau
kek
>>7883667
>urgent
>weininger
lmao
>>7884715
>surreal
no. life is the realist thing there is
>>7887466
>those footnotes
>and but so
>>7885932
Th-That hurt...not funny, man.
>>7887559
Not to mention that the autofellatio guy is probably more interesting than his perfectly generic dragon sculpture.
>>7888048
Dude I'm a huge fan of Carl Jung and the need for symbols but fuck no. Autofellatio guy is not interesting at all. It's crude and shallow.
>>7888051
it's somewhat amusing as a self-reflecting symbol of a certain strain of contemporary art, the artist auto-fellating by proxy of the art object
still crude and shallow, but at least somewhat amusing
>>7888076
Amusing doesn't imply symbolical interest
In my entire time of experience at a number of participating pediatric care facilities, talks with highly renowned medical doctors and neurotherapists, as well as countless hours of non-participant visiting on anonymous “anime” image boards such as this, I have really learned a lot about autism and my ability to gain any amount of personal experience with it, much more than I had bargained for, in fact. I have found myself rolling around the boards a few times here and there, addicted in a way, crashing a billion planes and became a bigger guy than Max Stirner or Frederich Nietzsche could ever hope to be, in this life or another, in this plane of existence, or any lower or higher one. That being said, I really think it is necessary and proper to bring up the white elephant looming in the black corner of the room. I think, personally, that the introduction of the theory that meaning and unmeaning are a dual relationship in a dichotomy that nearly never find themselves transcended nor passed over each other that it is completely certain that this level of autism surely would transcend the dichotomy just as much as Al-Karkei’s severely underrated “The Birds, The Frogs, & The Mosquitoes”, in which the periwinkle pursuit of principle and persistent processes put on by people and presentation as presented to us in the post-postmodern world is clearly contorted by a false sense of right brought by the rise of the left and the onslaught of the consistently overflow of degeneracy in society and its depreciation in decadence, thus easily and laymanly giving a clear example of the meaning/unmeaning dichotomy. In conclusion, it’s abundantly clear that anyone with any amount of regular brain function would realize how fucking stupid that sounds.
>>7885482
>thread was deleted seconds after I posted this
>my funniest post ever
iktfm8
here's a consolatory (You)
>>7887504
Quality
>>7876018
wew lad
>>7886499
Where 'd you start?
