>People who couldn't enjoy themselves on a cruise
>People that would go on a cruise
>>7873090
>tfw losing at chess against little girl.
I don't know. That essay was honestly very hilarious, and I'm not sure if it really was 'nonfiction'
me
I went on a cruise with the senpai when I was in 10th grade and hated every minute of it
I read portrait of the artist and la vita nuova in the cabin and wrote poems about a girl i saw with her family on the boat.
there was a buffet where I had frosted donuts for every meal, I liked that part
DFWs essays are hilarious, because you get real insight of how much of an autist he was, yet they are still fantastically informative and relatable.
>>7873377
>I feel bad about eating lobsters.
>>7873090
I don't think I's be able to tolerate a boatload of fat flyover-Americans and boomers for a week without respite while being subjected to extremely phony marketing at every hour of every day that's meant to appeal to a middle-class insecurity I find disgusting or at least just kinda sad.
>>7873090
That essay and it's conclusion seemed very artificial and forced
>>7874545
This, ugly, old, fat, unfashionable people REALLY seem to bother him. I don't particularly care for those type of people myself but I don't let them ruin my day or my fancy cruise.
>>7873090
And but so, I want to get off this ruse cruise of life tbqh
>>7873090
>>7873090
People who could enjoy cruisin'
