>reading Plato
>so much oil
>reading Homer
>god damn oil is everywhere
why were the greeks so oily?
>>7860949
Because oil was a tradeable commodity back then, importante for economy. Also, because they covered their muscular bodies in oil to battle and discuss philosophy.
>>7860949
Plenty of oil in the bible too (iirc).
Is it just a mediterrenean thing?
>>7860975
Yes, olive trees grow there.
>>7860955
>Also, because they covered their muscular bodies in oil to battle and discuss philosophy.
kek
Because lube didn't exist then and boipucci 'aint gonna fuck itself!
>>7860975
what are some more ancient books that were very oily?
>>7860949
oil was equated to luxury, comparable in some ways to perfume today.
idk about the greeks specifically but im just completely assuming right now that roman customs like covering parts of the body with oil before and during dinner were in a way present in the greek world.
a major Mediterranean crop and a big greek export
>>7861019
>people are ignoring the only correct answer
>you will never be experience the hospitality of the ancient Greeks
>>7861019
I thought olive oil was a terrible lubricant.
>>7861046
so delicious
>>7861046
Know that feel bro
Those are the only holocausts that are worth of mentioning
>>7861074
idk I'm not a fucking faggot like you
>>7861101
>only faggots use lube
>>7860955
>hey phaedrus, wanna do some philosophy?
>>7861122
if your bitch isn't already soaking wet by the time you're penetrating her, you're terrible at sex
>>7860949
Because Ancient Greece was founded on an Oilgarchy
>>7861463
I was thinking about anal sex.
>>7861480
I see what you did there
>>7860949
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/did-jesus-perform-his-miracles-with-cannabis-oil
They talked about it a lot because it was cannabis oil and it was an important part of their wisdom
>>7862632
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
IM BEING SO COUNTERCULTURAL RIGHT NOW WHOAAA
IM SO FUCKING EDGY, LOOK AT ME MOM!!!
They used to clean themselves by covering their bodies with oil and then scrapping the skin with a tool called a strigil.
>>7861480
>>7861074
>he's never fucked the thighs of his ἐρώμενος
>>7862643
Well it wasn't counter culture when they did it or for a couple thousand years after they did it.
>>7860949
Well, that would because the greeks were known for being greasy.
>>7862651
Dude like everyone was like so high all the time dude. I was like totally born in the wrong generation.
>>7862651
You posted an article from a clickbait pop-sci magazine that doesn't give a shit about history or religion (because, let's be honest, both of those things are so racist and sexist) except when it's related to WEED and like WEED is like only illegal now because like the white man has like illegalitized it dude.
>>7862708
The Guardian also has an article about it.
>reading commentary on the gallic wars
>so much corn
why were the romans so corny?
>>7861074
mix it with spit and its better than nothing
>none of these faggots have read Aristophanes
http://www.bartleby.com/8/9/3.html
>>7862747
line 1208*
>>7862730
liked to stick it up pooper
>>7862918
oil can help with that ;)
>>7862632
wow. just like shakespeare did pot!
>>7862730
corn just meant any grain back then. they were probably talking about barley or whatever the frogs ate with their frog legs
>>7860955
Philosphical battles. Let it happen pls. Would be great show for tv and wouldnt be as retarded as all the shit airing these days.
>>7863970
>wouldnt be as retarded
It would.
>>7860949
>were
we still are
>>7861499
only faggots fuck the ass
>>7862708
The link is not important or the only source for that theory. we know cannabis was recognized as a medicine in china thousands of years go. We know some of the founding fathers of the usa grew cannabis. It was not counter culture until it was made illegal by some humans regardless of skin color. you should try to stop blaming 'white people' because it was specific people who made it illegal and people of all colors have upheld the prohibition on drugs.
But people who think DUDE WEED LMAO are usually thinking in memes and so they like to divide humans up into colors to make it easier to meme about it. You must think The Big Bang Theory tv show is the height of comedy huh?
>>7864077
.... just take all of my upvotes
>>7864071
>doesn't fuck extra virgin oiled up ass
Not going to make it.
