Ya

Nice fin

>>7851883
You like sharkgirls' fins? :3

>>7851883
Thanks hum- I mean friendly anon

>>7851860
what is it doing on the recommendations on the wiki for fantasy then

>>7851943
Fags like reading about sexy sex

>>7851943
Because 4chan doesn't know what fantasy is. It's not fantasy, but actually a thriller set in the middle ages

>>7851988
>>7851988
Dragons. Fantasy.

>>7851860
I genuinely think george has his dick in his hand every second he was writing.

>>7851860
I have only met 2 kinds of people who did not like the Game of Thrones novels

1) "I don't like reading, I prefer browsing the internet and retweeting/reblogging small information bites"

2) "omg the combat in this is not realistic at all, I have studied 14th century medieval battles extensively and this is not how a man would grip the pommel of his sword, fucking dropped"

>>7852997

What about 3), non-autists?

>>7852997
What about 4) non-plebs?

>>7852997
What about 5) Fuck you, buddy

>>7852997
What about 6) people with better taste?

>>7852997
What about (7) people that don't like midgets?

>>7852997
What about 8) repetitive cliffhangers is not a good way to keep readership

>>7852997
What about 9) the prose is awful

>>7853021
>>7853652
>>7853668
>>7853767
>>7853875
>>7853891
literal autism

>>7854227
good point

>>7854626
you forgot your 10)

ITT: Edgy 4channers hate thing because it is popular

>>7854630
Or because it is shitty

>>7854630
Exclusivity > Inclusivity
If you believe otherwise, you have no taste for yourself. As such, you should leave this board and never show your atrocious opinions to us in the future

>>7855104
is that whatshisname from the interdependence day escaton match?

>>7851947
>>7852241
Why is it that people think fantasy has to be clean like Tolkien? I've seen you guys shit on writer's dialogue for not being "natural" but don't blink an eye if your typical fantasy tale doesn't mention the hero getting his dick wet as if that's perfectly normal.

>>7851895
I prefer shark tits

>>7855236
I think it's just that eroticism in fantasy is okay, just don't do it like a tween girl who's masturbating over a poster of Josh Dun.

>>7855285
How do you do it the right way? To me it seems like if you write too much, it's a trashy pulp novel, write too little and it's a romance novel.

As for GRRM, guys on this board give him way too much flak. The novels are not bad. He just needs a more aggressive editor.

>>7851883
>>7851895
>>7855249
/sharkboiz/ ww@

Come on, man. I know the content isn't stellar, but the edition itself isn't half bad.

>>7855331
Step 1: Go to Wattpad/Fanfiction.net
Step 2: Read the fanfics
Step 3: Vomit
Step 4: Write the erotica
Step 5: Compare
Step 6: Redo until the 2 texts don't feel similar

>>7852997
what about 10) There is only one god Allah and his prophe Muhammad (pbuh), keep your fucking book of fornicators away from me infidel