What's the most /lit/ way to kill yourself?
weight of your own novel
>>7838497
At your desk, with a fur coat on your back.
r/ing philip mainlander screencap
Hanging yourself, using boxes of your newly published first work as a stepping stool
alcoholism, syphilis, ship wreck, 9/11
>>7838497
You don't.
>>7838510
>we didn't start the fire
>>7838510
At the same time?
you shoot yourself through the eye with a tiny pistol
>>7838524
that would be the second coming of DFW. fersure
Phthisis.
>>7838497
double barrelled shotgun to the head
>>7838497
paper cuts
old age
>>7838524
>ship wreck, 9/11
>at the same time
Do you read?
sudoku seems neat
>>7839144
>>7838497
Choke on the page of a book.
>ink or lead poisoning
>old age/Alzheimer's/dementia
>in a manner that maximizes the irony/symbolism/alliteration of it
>>7838497
Suicide by microwave oven.
Cigarettes.
>>7839174
Use your imagination anon
>>7838497
cyanide capsule
Tie yourself with a copy of Growing Up in Bhutan and jump of a bridge
And btw, since I'm a newfag, how do you post a PDF here
>>7839529
3rd party filehost
Swimming out into the ocean until you drown from exhaustion seems pretty /lit/, I couldn't name any author or character in literature that ends it this way though.
Also drowning seems like a rather horrible way to die.
>>7839498
Those books were really good
>>7838520
Holy Shit hahahahaha
Two handguns simultaneously.
>>7838520
>>7838497
That depends entirely on your favorite epoch or literary movement
>ancient: have a hawk drop a turtle shell on your head
>medieval: poison self via ear
>renaissance: conflagrate self
>enlightenment: suicide by cops
>romanticism: drown
>modernism: shoot self just before you manage to drink yourself to death
>postmodernism: you're already dead inside, just let your body wither away because it doesn't even matter anymore, it never did
>>7838497
katana
>>7839588
>>ancient: have a hawk drop a turtle shell on your head
I don't think that qualifies as suicide
>>7839620
well I don't see you suggesting anything
>>7839638
I did, actually.
We are allowed to post more than once per thread, you know?
>>7839144
>>7839638
Hemlock wine.
Did you even start with the Greeks?
>>7839648
stop judging me, I didn't come here for this
It's a tailor made solution, really
>>7838497
Shot yourself with colt while driving sting ray into a cheep hooker on top of your father's grave
>>7839588
>suicide by cops
>>7838497
By drinking yourself to death over the course of a few decades.
In a duel with some fucking guyDantess
>living life as poetry with a dash of blood
spend your days working day and night in your book. then, try to publish it and, irrespective of results, kill yourself in the central city square holding a backpack containing nothing but a diy copy of the book with a handwritten note in the 1st page.
It was a night of thaw, a night of blow,
With great excitement in the air. Black spring
Stood just around the corner, shivering
In the wet starlight and on the wet ground.
The lake lay in the mist, its ice half drowned.
A blurry shape stepped off the reedy bank.
Into a crackling, gulping swamp, and sank.
get sick and go run after ya girl on a rainy winter night
>>7838497
stop eating, drinking, or moving until you cease to exist
>>7840080
>implying anyone on /lit/ has enough willpower
>>7839611
>Heh nothin personal me
Hanging of course
>>7840185
This.
You cannot go wrong with Nerval, DFW and Caraco.
>>7838497
Being murdered and to have the murderer make it look like suicide.
>>7838497
Double suicide with your death obsessed lover.
>>7840089
KEK
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>>7839385
Seminal Marxist Nicos Poulantzas killed himself by jumping out of a window with a bunch of his favourite books.
>>7840465
