You have an writer over for the night.
Who are they and how do you entertain them?
David Foster Wallace (AKA DFW, author of The Infinite Jest)
I entertain him by calling him 'Big Dave' and constantly mentioning the fact that I don't own a TV
lowkey cuck posting
Thomas Pynchon.
Weed, snacks, and an introduction to /lit/. We can take turns reading posts aloud and shitposting.
>>7837926
And then he hangs himself.
>>7837918
Julius Evola
I teach him about MDE and /pol/, and I explain to him that most of his followers today are directionless lower middle class twenty-something white males who have virtually no aristocratic ancestry of any kind. I offer him a Dr. Pepper and Wendy's triple-cheeseburger and show him a compilation YouTube video of the Top Fifteen Donald Trump Insults of All-Time.
Sasha Grey
I guess I'd just listen to her opinions and let her talk while trying to hide my boner. Pretty much my modus operandi with any girl in close quarters.
Yukio Mishima
I order sushi and we watch Reservoir Dogs together. Later I introduced him to the gay bars.
>>7838496
There's no reason to torture the man.
Bolano
We go to a cafe and chat shit until he starts rambling on and on incoherently about Pinochet and i leave him too it.
>>7838496
He'd just call for a new aristocracy desu. You underestimate how violent he understood the ride to be.
>>7837918
Stephen King. We can tell spooky stories to eachother
