>"New York Times® Best Sellers"
>[Author], PhD
changed my views on life- someone
amazing!- someone
Stop it already
>More than 100 000 Facebook likes!
>A conceptual tour de force!
Is it a surprise? People will buy whatever they are advertised. And they'll love it since they rarely have an opinion of their own. Just restate the same old stereotypes that people love and they'll think you're a genius.
>fast-paced
>The Wattpad sensation!
I'm 90% sure that's a fanfiction site and I don't care enough to check.
>"This book really tickled my pickle!" -Stephen King / J.K. Rowling / Enter popular author here
Who gives a flying fuck?
>Tour de force
The most useful of the lot. Plastering meaningless buzzwords all over your book tells me exactly what to expect from it, so I can safely chuck it in the rubbish bin.
>>7826467
Good man. Don't read past 1 page if the prose is bad, the author has nothing to say, or it isn't unique.
