Anybody got a good 2 sentence horror story to share
They always did such things on summer nights. And, unfortunately, they always will.
>>7818022
I hear my mother's voice scream for help downstairs, as I rush to her aid I am pulled into a closet in the hallway. "Don't go into the kitchen, I heard it too" my mother says as she holds me.
>>7818022
He decided to sleep with the lights on, so he'd be prepared if it came back.
When he awoke, they were off.
Between that first shriek as a newborn babe and the last heave of his chest, breathing out last of life, he knew not what would happen, but an unsettling certainty had so far proven true.- things aren't bound to improve, they are only bound to deteriorate and all the suffering to come will prove that earlier trials of life are nothing compared to gradually increasing suffering. And at end, life still offers a gift of sweet embrace of death, but it was no consolation to him and he knew knew as much he didn't know and his conscious was both a burden and something he was afraid to lose at the same time.
>>7818039
Dude. Two.
>>7818052
The Daddy was around the side of the house hanging a door for the tenant when he heard the child's screams and the Mommy's voice gone high between them. He could move fast, and the back porch gave onto the kitchen, and before the screen door had banged shut behind him the Daddy had taken the scene in whole, the overturned pot on the floortile before the stove and the burner's blue jet and the floor's pool of water still steaming as its many arms extended, the toddler in his baggy diaper standing rigid with steam coming off his hair and his chest and shoulders scarlet and his eyes rolled up and mouth open very wide and seeming somehow separate from the sounds that issued, the Mommy down on one knee with the dishrag dabbing pointlessly at him and matching the screams with cries of her own, hysterical so she was almost frozen. Her
>>7818052
There are two sentences. It's shit tier anyways, I can see glaring problems already.
>>7818052
only two sentences there faggot, learn to read
>>7818052
whoa, chilling
12th of september 2008, police arrived on the scene. And the world finally knew what Thomas Pynchon really looked like.
>>7818075
10/10
>>7818022
But why, God?
I never wanted you.
>>7818107
I have always loved you.
But rules are rules.
>>7818022
He filled the lightbulb with ashes.
Then he looked at me with a smile.
>>7818022
Someone a quite while ago here wrote hilarious two sentence horror story about being the only person/human on earth or something with a twist. And another about dracula or something, that he turned out to be dracula... something like that. It was fucking hilarious. If anyone has it, please share. I regret so much that I didn't save it.
Perhaps he is wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
At least you can talk who are you
I doesn't matter who we are what matters is out plan.
Your a big guy.
For you
>>7818022
I trained my mind to push the darkness away from my being; I sit in contemplation of my goal all day.
Alas, when I succeeded, I saw I was out of toilet paper.
Your life won't change course. And eternal recurrence is real.
Fore sail. Baby shoos.
>>7818022
Smell of decay and rotten onion filled my room. "It's never ogre," whispered the voice in the dark.
>>7818022
I have been lying to you for a long time now, me and Daquan even had a child.
I tell you this because he ran off, you have to raise little Jazmine now.
baby for sale. put on your stomping shoes
>>7818531
>>7818075
makes perfect sense
>>7818022
As he grabbed his cock
I realised i forgot the lube
Another blank day later and he thinks to himself "I'll start tomorrow". He feels warm and contented with the day's efforts.
>>7818957
ohshit nigga that one hit home. i better write today
>>7818991
/thread
The european race is extinct.
The jews won.
talking to jeff
phone ringit is jeff
I see Mark at the edge of the treeline one night, waving his arms in the darkness. As I'm getting closer to him, I hear his voice come from the campsite behind me: "Dude, where are you going?"
>>7818510
you were faster than me anon
>>7819119
but who was phone
>>7818022
It didn't take the surgeon long to finally remove his patient's lungs. At least now they would stop screaming.
It didn't matter how much he wanted it, death wouldn't be coming for a long time. His daughter's giggling only made it worse.
>>7819200
>it didn't take long
>finally
please tell me you don't consider yourself a writer
>>7818022
You look in the mirror.
You see yourself.
>>7819230
Please tell me you know the word 'finally' has more than one meaning.
>>7818022
I TAKE PHONE.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE ???
>>7819279
You can read more than that. I believe in you!
There was a knock at his bedroom door. He lived alone.
>>7819294
I can, but why would I want to? There's nothing novel or appealing about third-rate horror stories. Go find a place where creepypasta writers congregate and compete against them until you can produce something worth reading.
>>7819322
Go on, it's only about 1500 words. You can do it, champ.
>>7819336
You can't even write good bait, broheim. Don't quit your day job. Stay in school.
>>7818075
Can someone explain, please?
>>7819345
>Don't quit your day job.
>Stay in school.
I can see why you were intimidated by it now. Good luck with your shitposting, friendo.
>>7819356
Thanks. Good luck with your self-publishing. One of these days I'm sure you'll hit that double-digit sales.
>>7818135
I find this one quite disturbing for some reason.
The last human on earth reads a book in his home.
Someone knocks the door.
>>7819440
i am terrified!
"I woke up, and when I woke up...!"
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
The last human on earth reads a book in his home.
John Green.
>>7819440
This would be terrifying even now.
>>7818957
O_O
I'll see you guys tomorrow... I've got work to do.
It's ten years later, and you're still the same person. But things are look up this time, right?
>>7819470
Right.
Shit tier. Dead men.
>>7818957
this is an underrated post
>>7819470
right...
i talk to a guy but then actually there is two of them
now what??
One day you will look back on these lonely nights of weeping and shit posting with nostalgia and longing.
Those were the best days of your life.
I woke up sweating, still thinking about what happened. I experience a brief moment of relief, but then I realize the true nightmare still has to come.
>>7818022
that feel. that feel when no girlfriend.
>>7819521
spooky!
someone should make a youtube short film out of this
>>7819440
The last book on earth reads a door in his home.
Someone humans the knock.
He bolted the door, fastened the latches and placed his keys in the dresser which fasted shut also with a stiff knot. When he lay his head down she called to him from underneath bed, "Good, now we're locked in for the night".
>>7819753
Spazzed the one up
My gf was sucking my dick and it felt so good.
The phone rings. It was my gf.
>>7819347
this date is David Foster Wallace's death
Nothing happens after you die, but be a huge asshole to people who think otherwise. Trust me, m'lady, I know because of my weak grasp of SCIENCE! and a semester at community college.
>>7819764
>three sentences
I was sucking my fave dick then I hear my dad's voice from behind! I look up: it's just some random dude!
I go to take a shit. A fucking ghost comes out my ass; fucking well scared!
>>7819779
I lol'd.
>>7819461
is it a John Green book or the man is John Green? terrifying either way.
“I can tell, I can tell from the way you’re breathing, I can tell by the way you look at me, you love it. You don’t just love the chair you love the room, after all, I made it for you."
Humanity took its last breath when the decision was made to launch the missiles.
Then God gave a look at its creation.
>>7819764
Not really scary as in you can actually have two gfs.
>>7820167
He hit post. He realised his post was gibberish.
Guys, I can top all this with one sentence.>THATFEELWHENNOGF
>>7819764
my gf was sucking my dick and it felt so good
the phone rings
it was my dick
For sale: Halloween costume. Never worn.
For sale: condom.
Never worn.
For sale: gf.
Never existed.
For sale: Infinite Jest.
Never read.
My mother withdrew the strap-on dildo from my anus.
Then she said, "Son, I am you father."
Four worn never babies.
Sold for shoes.
For sale: Birthday suit. Never worn.
Wherever you don't currently look:There's a spook!
My brother has been dead for four days now, and I can barely stand the smell. I wish the doctor had split us apart when we were born
Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.
>>7820476
I'm dying
>>7818022
It stopped eating. It turned around to look at me.
>>7820505
That would suck
>>7818022
As I lay dying I contemplate what I had achieved and who had loved me. I could not think of anything or anyone.
I'm woken up by my phone in the dead of night. It's me, I sound confused and afraid.
Oh yes now that I realize this the joke is actually very funny and a worthy post, if only this was Reddit then I would make sure to upvote it. So what's the best way to handle that? I suppose the most widely used method is to just copy and paste it in other threads? I'm assuming that's what you do, but some clarification would be nice. Thanks in advance.
>>7818022
He instantly knew when his entire world had ended. When he felt the condom break.
The shadows vibrated, echoing through us.
In that moment I knew without a doubt some of us would never return.
Tonight in bed you will turn over in the dark, restless. A little man will is in the corner of your room, but he is moving quickly.
>>7818022
Home alone you locked the door four times tonight. You don't recall unlocking it more than three times.
Hospital bills keep coming home. I don't recognize the names on any of them.
I once came so hard I shat myself. She was into it.
Holy shit it's a fucking vam-pyre, said Jim-Jam the Bad (Jimmy)--the local 'bad kid'.
I know, said Tee-Tong Long Teeth (Timmy), as his canines and ears nosferatized--doubling their length but increasing the horror of his visage far more.
>>7818022
A maid screamed. The door slammed.
>>7819632
10/10 post
why did I find this so funny
"That guy in the painting is creepy" He said as he laid down on his bed for that one night. On the next day there was no one at the window.
>>7818075
lel
>>7818055
>muh college short stories
Don't worry 'bout the shadow in the corner. It's only watching you.
"I still love her. I just wish she wouldn't bring them to our place, you know."
All the Christians ended up in Hell. "A mistake," muttered God.
"I don't need any friends. I've got the guy in mirror."
I saw it. And I think it saw me too.
"Don't cry sweetie. Daddy's here."
"tfw no gf," I sighed. A hambeast was standing silently in the door opening, watching.
She told me not to look behind the bookshelf. So when she left, I of course looked behind it, but there was nothing there.
>>7818022
A radiating redness met my eyes as I gazed through the keyhole, no doubt a towel left hanging on the doorknob. "I thought I told you to stay away from that room" the manager shouted, hastily adding "anyone who meets her gaze dies shortly after, not before shouting in agony that the red eyes were what doomed them".
>>7821892
Damn, used gaze twice. I must be gay.
Trump. Wins.
>>7820476
Seven words. Still, great.
The phone rings and I answer. On the other end of the line I hear the phone ring and I answer, which makes me spooked.
>>7818075
>12 september 2008
How likely is it that Wallace postponed his suicide by a day so people wouldn't think he timed it for a 9/11 association?
>>7818022
It was an ordinary day at the beach. I must've been getting used to the screams.
My wife's son tells me he's a girl now. I tell him I'll pay for his surgery as I give my wife's boyfriend a handjob.
>>7821904
>dfw he wanted to time it exactly with 9/11, but messed something up and couldn't bear another year just for the occasion.
Is there a word for something so stupid became so complicated?
When he says no I assume of course that he is joking. I do not no him well but now I think he is not joking and is not in the habit of doing so; I give it it a pull.
>>7818957
>>7819366
REKT
>>7818510
How could you fuck this up. You need to say that they were never worn.
Chad pounding her pussy fills her with glee.
Does my family really end with me?
>>7818957
Literally me right now
For sale: all the shit I bought for my baby before it had like 40 heart attacks and blew up.
For sale: Baby shoes, never worn. UNLESS YOU COUNT GHOST BABIES CUS GHOST BABIES HAVE DEFF USED THE SHOES.
People use stares as a means to cope soldier. The man looks to his feet in shame.
>>7818022
>tfw no gf
Sorry, Dad.
>>7820426
underrated
A small sign: FOR SALE
Shoes for baby, never worn.
I cum inside them.
>>7823258
Then it would be 3 sentences.
>>7818022
but. who was phone
A blind, a deaf and disabled were going down the street.
"I saw a shadow." - said the blind man.
"I'm hearing footsteps." - cried the deaf.
"Whoever it is, we are going to kick his ass!" - the disabled shouted.
Why are you guys copying 9gag content?
http://www.awesomeinventions.com/two-sentence-horror-stories/
>>7824121
>knowing 9gag's content
>>7824144
>it says on the picture 9gag
>still cant comprehend what it means
>this thread
Ayy. Lmao
>>7821048
best in thread t b h f a m
Could have stolen something from this but I'll just post it instead
>>7824301
Think it would be scarier if the ending was more sudden, with no description of the creature. So "I give a panicked laugh" follows "I could see it."
>>7824301
>How could I have known it walks on ceilings
I dunno mate, isn't your first instinct when you hear a noise above your head to look up?
>>7824370
light was off
>>7824375
I know, but it's a bit of a stretch that he didn't so much as turn on even a bedside lamp before going up into the attic.
>>7824426
I think it makes sense, the sounds are like footsteps so of course he thinks there's a human intruder in the attic. Your first instinct would be to look up, but if you first heard the sound in the dark you would look up, see nothing, and then reason that there had to be someone in the attic.
Opening the door, "who would be about at this hour, and what business have they with me?".
>mfw they have no face
>>7818957
i hate you
>>7818144
I don't know the phrasing but it's basically this: The last person on earth is sitted in a room. Someone knocks on the door.
>>7824645
Hmm, it was something like that, but not exactly. This doesn't make me laugh, whereas I found the other one to be brilliant. His second story was about him turning out to be dracula himself or something. Ridiculously funny.
So disappointed that I didn't save it...
Thanks though, I appreciate it.
A witch cursed me last week, she said "From now on you will have a permanent headache for the rest of your life". And I think she may have actually done it.
>>7818957
motherfucker.
>>7818075
why is it so depressing?
>>7818075
3/3
>>7818532
Underrated
My daughter screams, cries, breaks things and even bites me every night. I visit her grave every day to beg for her to stop, but she never listens.
My girlfriend answers the phone and says "It's your mom!" But my phone died 10 years ago. Also I am a black man.
The phone rang. I live alone.
The last man alive sits alone in a room; there is a knock on the door. Baby shoes; never worn, says the skeleton merchant.
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.
The last lock sits alone in the door. Damn kids.
>>7819231
underrated desu
for sale: human mask.
Worn out.
The last earth sits alone in space. For sale, one goldilocks zone, never used.
For sale: one coffin, used once. Some scuffing.
You look in the mirror. You remember you are Stephen King.
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door, and when he opened it, he notices a pair of baby shoes that had never been worn.
I unpeeled my banana while staring at my book and slowly took a bite.
I heard a loud crunch as I felt the tiny legs wriggle against my tongue.
As I lay in the bed with the warmth of the heroin sliding over my body, I realised that 'life' or 'existence' has no defined human structure, that to live in the face of this vast expanse of mind-altering nothingness still left me as insignificant as an atom, churning away quietly in an ocean, and that to search for meaning is to wander blindly and madly into an overwhelming void of insignificance, to endeavour to refute the irrefutable. And as I closed my eyes again, I realised that nothing really mattered, and that heroin was the only beautiful thing in the world.
>>7818066
>certainty had so far proven true.
>gradually increasing suffering.
>lose at the same time.
A young boy tearfully buries his beloved pet dog in the backyard. 2 days later, the dog finally stops moving.
For sale: baby shoes. Baby fell into a wood chipper.
For sale: baby shoes. Worn by a GHOST!!!!!!
>>7829063
10/10 bellylaff'd
The last pair of baby shoes sit alone in a room. Somebody is wearing them.
>>7827838
underrated tbf
>>7829068
I try bro
>>7829085
it don't make sense
>>7829095
That be the joke
the last pair of baby shoes sits in a room of broken glass. a baby walks in
>>7829111
> strong feelings of inadequacy
>>7820505
Chuck Palahniuk is that you?
>>7827874
That's actually quite good.
>>7828811
FUCK YOU
>>7818957
i liked this so much i made it my bio on twitter
"Can I put on those baby shoes?" I said.
"No, those are my GHOST BABY'S shoes" The last man on earth said.
The last man on earth answered the phone.
"That moniker really underwrites my gender identity" the last F to M shouted down the phone.
>>7829439
But who was phone?
>>7829468
phone was my GF
> tfw QTGF is a phone and last QTphoneGF on earth
The last phone rings.A baby shoe picks it up
>>7829416
i forgot how shit that header is and i changed it so i wouldn't get made fun of
>>7829500
what purpose would that serve tho
A knock is heard on the door. You trip over a pair of ghost baby shoes on the way.
A baby shoe knocks on the door.
The last ghostman's phone anwsers the knocking
>>7829524
it's a meme
The last phone gets a call frome a baby shoe's gost.
It was actually worn
The last man on earth picks up the phone.
He is asked if he wants to buy used baby shoes.
>>7829622
The last babyman accidentaly sells his new shoes,then dies in agony
The last phone was worn in a door. There is a baby on the earth.
The last man in the baby shoe was sitting.
Then someone stepped on him.
>browsing this thread on Thursday
>class on Friday, lecturing during which teacher recites baby shoes
>start cracking up
>looked at with disgust
>mfw
The last man on /lit/ is posting from his phone,
He gets banned by a baby shoe
For sale:Baby,never born
I was walking down my hallway, drinking my Starbucks and minding my own business. Then a skeleton popped out!
The last man on Earth hears a note at his door. It reads, "For sale: dank memes, never blazed."
For sale: baby skin. Never worn.
>>7829681
what
>>7818022
I saw a post on /b/ once. I liked it.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn" he recited, then sighed, and proclaimed that Ernest Hemingway was his favourite author. "He's just so sophisticated," he waxed.
>>7829681
I'm not sure what's worseRead: hotter, this manga or that copypasta about that girl with maggot fetish and the horse carcass.
>>7830030
That faggot didn't write that.
>>7830037
Post the pasta pl0x
>>7818022
i like eggs
And but so then her clit popped like a grape. My mouth filled with what tasted like goat cheese, but it had the mouthfeel of hair, more and more filling my little face-hole, tangling round my tongue.
The phone rang. I had taken a shit on my fax machine.
>>7818022
Once a simple man of his late 20s posted a request on /lit/; Looking only for a light diversion, he was slowly consumed by dank memes and trolls; His mind became a clock-like mechanism; devoted only to screening the boards, and occasionally dealing with hygene; It would become inevitable for other things to fall by the wayside; He lost his job due to insomnia, his waifu had left him; It would seem all he had left was the flickering of a computer screen to sustain him; That was until they came; It wasn't long before the deep valleys of imagination started taking over his mind; Even the corners of his vision; All the time spent staring at his terminal had implanted subtle conciousness within his psyche; out of the corner of his eye he saw pepe of all things; a anthropomorphic frog standing before him; pepe's glossy eyes stared at him; "Dude check this out", he said; As he pulled out a knife; Vainly trying to crawl out the door OP fell out of his chair, but there was too much spaghetti weighing his pockets down; He continued along his path, pepe, slowly approaching; Then out of the darkness a skeleton popped out; Then Ainsley Harriot, Shrek, and pedobear; A whole army of badly referenced meems were encircling him. The end.
i killed david foster wallace
>>7830125
It was the IRS.
>>7824263
underrated post / 10
Baby yarmulke for sale, never worn bc of second /pol/ initiated holocaust. btw ghost jews don't wear shoes because the Nazis stole them
>>7830121
LOL / 10
nice touch with the spaghetti
>>7819504
has anyone else ever thought these girls would be really hot if they developed properly?
>>7829416
>>7829495
faggot
>>7829495
>may 1 1999
wew lad
Tomorrow might look the same, but it isn't, you are older. Still here though.
>>7821904
he did on 911 and they covered it up!
Fear knocked on the door.
Faith answered, there was no one there
The wet earth in the barn was cold to my bare skin.
My sister was having her period because Father tasted like blood.
1, 2, 3, 4....I lost count after 100 WEREWOLVES
The whole crew had been dead for thousands of years and they had forgotten to switch off the immortality-support machine that trapped him. Your ad here.
>>7821043
this is not a horror story. it is my life.
>>7819504
Something about these sissy retards always pisses me off.
>>7833290
just saw an article in the ny times how zika virus is all over puerto rico, as if puerto ricans weren't bad enough, now there's going to be a generation of puerto rican pinheads
>>7818022
"boys make the best kind of children. and women make grate currency."
>>7818070
Underated post.
>>7819504
is that picture making a statement about our society
>>7820448
Amazing
>>7818028
Fuck, I got chills up my spine on that one...
It works because I was bracing myself for what's in the kitchen...
>>7818052
this is like a stoner story or something wtf do you even write horror? fuck you nigga
Still half-asleep, I rolled out of bed to hear the sound of my dog, Prince, already panting and scratching at my bedroom door, ready for a morning stroll, as always...
As I rose to open the door, my hand froze on the doorknob, and a chill went up my spine, as I suddenly recalled burying Prince three years ago.
>>7830714
the fuck man? no
I got out of bed, from downstairs I heard my the sounds of my daughters laughing. I stopped still as I remembered that my daughters were both ghosts.
>>7835585
fuck your mother pleb
I knew he was there, I felt him, I didn't need to turn around, I knew what was coming, I knew he would find me, his kind always do, I had been expecting it for some time, I had even played the scenario out countless times in my head, but somehow....not like this, not today...yet, in a strange way, it was a relief...I felt a clarity and a lightness in my breathing...I wouldn't have to run and hide anymore...this is how it ends....but, first, he will feel inclined to explain the obvious...
'you knew this was coming, bro, you know what brought me here, why I came, and you knew I would find you...My kind always does...are you ready?'
>>7835729
you can't bloody do that
>>7832976
you copied this off some faggot
>>7835637
You're the worst piece of shit in the universe.
