The ides of March are come, /lit/
and so have i
>>7814872
HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME
HE WAS MY FRIEND
FAITHFUL AND JUST TO ME
>>7814904
He was pretty ambitious, tbqhwy family member. At least I heard one honourable guy say so.
>>7814951
[Enter Mark Antony]
Mark Anthony:lol no
[Exeunt Antony]
>>7814872
What is some good Caesar lit?
>>7815006
Brutus: [betrays internally]
corn
>he doesn't mutter SPEAK HANDS FOR ME as he's starts jacking off
shame on you
ide dont give a fuck
Brando is the goat Marc Antony, Heston can go to he'll , he'll , he'll. *weasel laugh *
>>7815038
>liking Marlon ''if I shout at random times that's gonna make it better'' Brando better than GOAT actor Heston
>>7815038
>>7815044
>Heston
>not Richard Burton
How can you not love him when he goes
>PFFT Agrippa, PFFT Octavian.
>>7815018
[Antony teleports behind Brutus' back]
"pssh...nothing personnel"
[Casca teleports behind Caesar's back]
Casca: pssh...nothing personnel, Caesar.
[Casca stabs Caesar][t'was a hologram]
...I-is it safe yet?
...A-are we gonna make it?
>>7818014
CASCA DON'T
>>7816855
>: concealed caesar.jpg (183 KB, 1024x768)
fucking kek
>caesar did nothing wrong and the republic deserve to fall
>fedora.JPEG
>>7818948
>caesar was ambitious
>*tips will*
>>7814872
>but not yet gone
FUCK CAESAR, LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC
CARTHAGO DELENDUM EST
>>7818961
actually
>>7818960
>will
I'm here to get my part of the will and fuck up Mark Antony dumbass
>>7818970
you just posted a picture of caesar
>>7815014
Plutarch's Lives
>>7819038
Caesar doesnt look that pure, nigger
>>7818981
>delendum
Carthago Delenda Est
"conjugate the verb"
>>7819030
Not if me and my gf can do something about it
>>7818981
takes the gerundive pleb
>>7819049
>something about it
You could always try suicide, you two faced devil
>>7819060
how about 20,000 men up your mighty and powerful ass?
>>7819112
foucault tried it and look how he ended up
>>7819112
Do I have to slap a faggot and make him cry all the way to Egypt with his nigger lover?
>>7819125
I'd like to see you try,goddamn it why do you have so many fucking statues you prick
>>7819134
Pax Romana, nig
>>7819164
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
>>7819178
>Over 5,000 killed;
200 ships sunk or captured
JUST
>>7819041
define pure
>>7819189
>Don't worry Antony, 2000 years from now 20th Century Fox will make a film that's going to cost 4 times what you probaly had to pay for your soldiers to die at Actium
>>7819229
>mfw bought every Cicero text available from Oxford Classics during the leap day sale
>mfw I can't read any of it until I read the two books by/about Demosthenes which I also got
>mfw I can't read Demosthenes until I finish reading Plato
fuck
>>7814877
understated, yet perfect first reply, bravo /lit/
>>7814884
PC master race reporting in. Caesar sucked.
>>7820680
BUT HERE'S A PARCHMENT WITH THE SEAL OF CAESARBOX, 'TIS HIS WILL
AND TO EVERY GAMER HE GIVES75 REHASHES AND FPSs
