Help me come up with a senior quote guys
Im not underage
>>7814576
"As I got in the taxi, panting from the strenuous exertion of walking, I muttered-in between my desperate breaths, 'the library, and step on it!'"
"Actually, i AM under age" -- OP
"So it goes."
"I hope to spend my time after high school not frequenting chinese cartoon websites for advice"
"You won't find anything witty or intelligent here. Turn the page"- Anon
"I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me."
"Make me a Sandwich"
>>7814600
I like this
>>7814603
"i want a cool quote to portray my unique character, and to showcase to my classmates that im an individual you all should have taken interest in. In reality though im a commonplace man with desperate needs for recognition and acceptance from people i dont know. Hence my nature and existence revolves entirely around the idea other people have of me."
"does it give you the horn to shit?"
>>7814576
Quote Hitler or Stalin, be edgy but don't say who the quote is from, use a quote that sounds nice.
If I had to do it all over again I'd do it all over you
>>7814576
For sale: highschool yearbook, never read.
>>7815449
jesus christ that's probably the saddest sentence I've ever read
and but so it goes
>>7815449
best post in a long time
>>7814576
<insert witticism in the hopes that, after cracking open her yearbook for a reminiscence sesh twenty years from now, the cute chick sat behind me in math will finally notice me and proceed to look me up with the intention to introduce that fine milf ass to my face> (sorry mom)
It was me
>>7814603
93% A
"The flower of youth that was crushed by high school is conserved inside this book"
>>7814603
Does this actually work?
"As an autistic, narcissistic NEET myself I fully comprehend the type of individual being discussed when I see the word Hikikomorri, NEET etc. In that sense I am something of a visionary / seer myself, five steps ahead of my contemporaries and dismissed by them as a valid human being on account of my wisdom and prescience."
>>7814576
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna
>>7814603
If shitposting was a literary form of expression this would rest among the greatest works of our times.
>>7814603
Open to a random page in Gravity's Rainbow and pick a quote
"Our universe is a simulation."
"I was raped my sophomore year by a teacher I trusted"
Start a massive witch hunt.
>>7814596
This is actually pretty cool
"Life is though, but life is thougher if your stupid"
-John Wayne
"if you ain't got no sauce then you lost,
but you can also get lost in the sauce."
I didnt show up for my picture and didnt submit a quote
Ive never actually seen my yearbook
I think thats pretty /lit/ if not depressing
>>7815599
i like this one a lot
will people think I'm some pretentious pussyboi twink if I submit this
>>7816094
post yr butt
>>7816094
>i like this one a lot
Y-you too.
>>7816090
>pretty /lit/
>depressing
now calling yourself a tortured soul and going through dumb shit like that is pretty /lit/.
seriously, why is the majority of this board just a bunch of whiney faggots with bloated egos? you cant have both.
Quote a date set in a few years. Kill yourself on the said day.
>>7814576
And there's something terribly sad and banal about all that.
>>7816134
I like this one
Find coordinates too and commit some sort of act of terrorism
>>7814603
"Always be a big guy for me, and I'll be a big guy for you."
"Titties are life, ass is hometown".
>>7816090
We had to submit an entire page with quotes and (self-drawn) pictures and basic information about us.
Then the people who were responsible for the year book never actually printed it.
"I go to encounter for the millionth time the reality of experience and to forge in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race[… Old father, old artificer, stand me now and ever in good stead]."
“When the soul of a man is born in this country there are nets flung at it to hold it back from flight. You talk to me of nationality, language, religion. I shall try to fly by those nets.”
"All things are nothing to me."/"Ich hab' mein Sach auf Nichts gestell."
"mba-kayere"
"Banana Breakfast is saved."
"They're in love, fuck the war."
"This confession has meant nothing."
"But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."
"I will never die."
"Call me Ishmael."
>>7814603
Saved.
>>7814603
"For you"
>>7814576
"Some of you are alright. Don't go to ___ tomorrow." - OP
I'm not gay but 20$ is 20$
>>7816237
Best
>>7816130
The entirety of 4chan are lonely assholes who pushed their friends away and are now having shitty hobbies like music, reading of films to fill the void.
Untill the depression kicks in and we kill ourselves because our parents have learned to hate us, friends have left us and we are still lossless virgins while being almost 30 years old.
The sad fucks you're laughing at right now is what you will become if you keep doing what you're doing.
>>7816094
pics nao
>>7814576
"Wardine be cry."
>>7814576
I was this () close to shooting this place up.
"I lament the souls who do not reach enlightenment before facing the abbys"
>>7815990
>that quote
This is the most spot on quote I've ever seen about high school.
"thanks for the quote ideas, 4chan."
"I made it to the end without listening to the voice in my head that told me to kill them all"
"The mayfly lives for only one day, and sometimes it rains."
"Thank god they didn't find out who raped that girl in the lockrooms last year"
