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>want to buy Mason&Dixon in spanish
>see the cover
wtf.
>reading translations
You're not reading anything remotely close to what we're reading.
>>7809570
not true
>tfw your master asks who is a good dog
>>7809570
Its a shame that i can only speak 4 lenguages honestly :(
>>7809570
it's pynchon it's not like he's missing out on much
>>7809566
Tusquets hast the worst bookcovers. Just look at the TCoL49 one.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>>7809636
Whoever you are, shut up and take my money. You can't waste this talent on shitposts alone. Unless you're just copy/pasting from someone else's writing, in which case I'd like to know their name.
>>7809566
That's almost wordsworth-tier but it suits the book better than you'd think.
>>7809566
Thats actually a great cover tho?
>>7809632
10/10. This is *good*
>>7810169
Post pic, I'm lazy.
>>7809588
>tfw you know you're a good boy
>buying
>reading a translation from a language you understand
>buying a translation from a language you understand
If you really wanted it, you would break the law for it (those of decency included).
polish translation is pretty comfy to my eyes
>>7809566
the original cover is perfect, why ruin it
>>7810849
Now that one is bad. It looks like a generic mathematics/computer science text book
