This a thread for all those stories where, you OWN a pleb, preferably about literature. I start.
Pleb: Shakespeare is the supreme and most glowingly original playwright.
ME, The Patrician: Yeah (smirk) He's the Edison of writing.
Pleb: What an apt comparison!
Me: Hahah, THAT was actually an insult, haven't you heard of Nikola Tesla? He plagiarized DFW you simpleton
Pleb: Ohhhh!
(The Pleb was an English Professor Hahahahaha!)
>at cafe reading Joyce
>pleb comes up to me and says, "Wow, Finnegan's Wake. Are you-"
>"Finnegans," I say, having to interrupt
>"Excuse me?"
>"There's no apostrophe. That distinction is very important."
>pleb becomes so ashamed of her error she just walks away
>See qtπ girl reading Infinite Jest at college
>Walk up to her
>"So you like DFW huh?"
>"Yes, he's brilliant!" she responds, clearly excited
>Decide to engage her in an intelligent literary discussion
>"Did you know that he killed himself because he hadn't any talent?"
>"E-excuse me?" (she is clearly impressed by my expertise)
>"He can't write, he can't think; there's no discernible talent"
>"Ooo-kay..." she says and turns back to her book
>I tear it from her hands and launch it across the room with all my strength
>"Why don't you read some real literature instead?"
>"What the hell!?"
>"I recommend Hemmingway. Now there's a man's man"
>"I don't like Hemingway!"
>"Hemmingway," I correct her. "It has two m's"
>She collects her book from where it lies three metres away and storms off, completely defeated by my insoluble logic
>I open my laptop
>That feel when no gf
Tremluous Pleb: Video Games can be fun for some people
Me, a patrician: "Entertainment sans edification, is for a woman, or a chimpanzee," -- Alexis McGuire
Pleb: Isn't that you?
Me:: No actually he's an ancient Greek Philosopher and an enemy of the sophists but nice try
i don't like this post
>>announce to class, "I've decided to make my dissertation be about the Vocaloid video Qualia, and its parallels to the Book of Genesis in the Hebrew Bible"
>Idiot: What's vocaloid?
>Me: (laughing, imitating their fag voice) Whats vocalid? Whats vocaloid? Durrr whats the internet and google? Is Proust a type of cheese? Durr durr durr!!!!
>Idiot: (runs crying from class)
>Class: (applauds)
>>7801157
me neither
I'm at a loss as to how to lead my life too, OP
Me: "i dont like this thread."
Dumfuck: How did you get in my house?
Me: Heheheh lets see what you read huh (going to bookshelves)
Me: Wow Lord of th Rings! John Green., and whats this? Is that, Twilight?
Dumfuck: No Stop!
Me: haha You were a pleb in disguise all along... wait until lit sees this.
Dumbfuck: Please don't post this on lit
Me: too late dumbass
>>7801157
same desu senpai
>>7801150
that 8/10 ending
>>7801108
Pleb:I like books
Me: Fucking pleb
