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>>7797605
Got my 5 year old a kindle, locked it down, and put them all on epub on there and activated text to speechnaturally in addition to reading good stuff to my kids at night. Good ethical lessons, good sense of values, humorous writing, overall great. Mama Bear can be a real know-it-all cunt though, and Papa Bear reminds me of my dad in that he made a real huff and puff to get out of the house early and stay out every day to avoid my mom.
>>7797605
>Berenstein
Finally an excuse to post this image
>>7797722
>Berenstain
>>7797605
I think the bird existing simultaneously in the thought bubble and reality represents the gradual breakdown of the matrix revealing the true Berenstain universe.
>>7797740
As a kid I always sub-vocalized it as "Bernstein." Then one day the teacher started talking about the Ber-EN-stein bears and I flipped my shit. Holy cow what was this bitch onto calling 'em the Ber-en-stein bears. I still pronounce it without the middle syllable because I just don't give a fuck. Stan & Jan's books are shit anyways. I always knew this too. After I read the one about too many action figures, sick of being pandered to, I swore of them for good. Needless to say, I haven't looked back and frankly I could care less how these shit, writers of children's books pronounce their name.
i knew the authors, they lived down the street from me. very nice people
>>7799064
How the fuck do they pronounce their own names?!
>>7799160
bearn stain
but was it rape OP?
>>7797740
It's Stalin.
I thought it was stain not stein? Since when is it stein. Stain nigger it's stain
>>7797605
>that book where the parents think the kids are hooked on crack cocaine
>>7800478
Do you say Ainstain too?
>>7797605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FnO3igOkOk
>>7800478
Fuck you its always been Berenstein
>>7800483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ht-kx0nno
>>7799172
don't you fucking lie to me you faggot
burn steen until the day I die
>>7797605
People only remember it as "stain" because people are hypersensitized to political correctness and potentially anti-Semitic remarks in public education so their mind literally suppressed the "stein."
>>7797605
Bad shoop
