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>Long story short:
>Be me.
>Hates Shakespeare class because teacher uses an outdated, watered down pedagogy where he basically reads from a play for an hour, and lets dumbass theatretards give their shitty anecdotal opinions (usually filled with interjections of awe rather than actual critical reading) for the last thirty minutes.
>Have one page minimum reading journals to maintain.
>Cycled through freudian, feminist, marxism, reader-response, /critlitfag/ standard close readings for the first six plays we've read.
>bored.jpg
>Have to read Antony and Cleopatra in two days
>Be me again
>Rebelling because /fukk/ rushing through Shakespeare and giving half assed opinions on it
>Taking my time
>Want to delve into secondary sources.zip
> But reading journal still due
>aintgottimeforthatshit.jpg
>Any creative ideas on how I could bullshit the assignment?
>Teacher is pretty liiberal, so worse case scenario I'll just string together some aphorisms and say I'm being experimental with my journal or some shit like that.
>Want /b/'s creative input anyways.
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You should an hero because you're not nearly as smart as you think you are.
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Just capitalize on the idiocy of everyone else. If everyone else in the class is as dumb as you make them sound than I wouldn't give two shits about what you turn in. If he really is a dumbass then why would he care anyways? Maybe try and see if you can focus on all the sex stuff, talk about how dirty the play is, something like that, and just ramble. It'll take like 15 minutes tops to list off all the dick jokes the Bard makes.
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>>7789077
>Nigger cleopatra
TRIGGERED
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wait but cleopatra wasnt black
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>>7789476
and Alexander the Great wasn't Irish but there we go
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>>7789476
>>7789367

WE
WUZ
QANGZZZZ
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>>7789077
If your class are the stupid ones why is it you that needs help filling out an assignment?

>>7789098
This guy seems to have the only reasonable feedback here.
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