What books would you adapt to film if you had billions of dollars to throw around?
>/tv/
>>7787933
probably the story i wrote about fucking ya mum last night. i made her cum in her bum (rhymed) and she squirted all over my gigantic robotic solid dick. turn it into a film so i can watch me fuck her every night while i fuck her. dum little fuck cunt.
who would do the best Gravity's Rainbow
Terrence Mallick?
>>7787942
Gaspar Noe
>cast someone who ran away from punishment and lives a luxurious life as a fugitive to direct a story about embracing judgement for one's crime
>cast a porn start who choose to go into sex for fun and displays it in pride as a deeply religious woman who became a prostitute to support her siblings and parents and is deeply ashamed of it
What
>>7787952
her abusive bf forced her into it
>>7787933
these threads are pure faggotry.
you're never going to be a producer with the bankroll and cred to make any movie with all the actors you dream about and your favorite director.
lolz. faggot.
>>7787933
i would, but it transcends the meaning/unmeaning dichotomy.
seems like it'd be difficult/undifficult to film.
>>7787952
would actually be an interesting contradiction, however sasha grey is absolutely obnoxious and repulsive. maybe he could go with someone else
posting some classics I have saved
rant
>>7788519
this is a joke, right?
>>7788519
Love it
>>7787952
Wait. Sasha Grey released a sex tape?
Anyone save the Infinite Jest one?
>>7787949
hahahaha
Hacksaw Noe
Master and Margerita, i dunno who i would get to direct or act in it except i want Steve Buscemi in there somewhere
>>7787933
The Tale of Beren and Lúthien:
Beren = Tom Hardy
Luthien = Emma Watson
Thingol = Ralph Fiennes
Melian = Kate Beckingsale
Morgoth = Gary Oldman
Sauron = Kevin Spacey
Finrod = Brad Pitt
Celegorm = Jude Law
Curufin = Michael Fassbender
The rest of the Silmarillion would be pretty sweet.
>>7787952
>>7788492
>hating based patrician Sasha
>>7789047
>Steve Buscemi as a russian
>>7789047
>Steve Buscemi voicing Behemoth
I'd see it
>>7789047
>i dunno who i would get to directWes Anderson
I would like to see a series made of A Canticle for Leibowitz. Each of the three sections would be a season. Not sure who would make it though. Vince Gilligan could probably do it but I'm not sure how he'd handle an adaptation.
>>7787933
Raskolnikov was suppose to be a good looking man who dressed bad.
Not an ugly hobo looking motherfucker.
>>7787933
outer dark with india menuez as rinthy, cillian murphy as culla, and nick nolte as the tinker, directed by meir zarchi
i would explode
>>7789790
>Paul Dano
>ugly
>>7789835
Your picture only serves to prove his ugliness.
>>7788492
>calls sasha repuslive
>posts whatever the fuck that is
