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Come up with the stupidest line of (original) poetry you can.
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Come up with the stupidest line of (original) poetry you can.

I start:
Gobble gobble gobble; cluck, cluck.
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Cuck quakes vagina Jew
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>Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow
>and we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go
>for the children, they mark, and the children they know
>the place where the sidewalk ends
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wake me up
wake me up inside

(Get it guys? It is not a reference to that song)
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burnt taffy salamander in a marshmallow shoe
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Everyone I love is going to die,
and I will die as well.
I think about this before I sleep,
and have since I was a child.
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The vibration of my voice never abates
like a cold man with Parkington's and shake-weights
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>>7782029
OP gobbles cuck'd fucks.
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nege
kapaaao
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>>7782029
I preen and eat my shoes for they be all their own somnambulist
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>To breathe is not to breathe;
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Norge er best
Ingen protest
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>>7782029
>Ripping off Morgenstern
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Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis
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>>7782029
So it was said;
So it was sung.
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so 'tis not a meme
that never a femme
is not what they seem
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>>7782271
how do you pronounce femme [sic]
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>>7782289
same as fem or hem
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>>7782271

wow slow down there Milton I don't think the world is ready for the next Paradise Loft
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>>7782289
unless you're from the middle ages or some kind of americuck, you pronounce it "senpai"
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>>7782289
The two m's are fluid, hence a smooth "Fem"
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Even as poetry as dark and ironic as can be.

I see the future bright and dim.

And If this poem isn't already ridiculous.

Wait till you read the next line.
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i sucked the dick of a whore in stilletto shoes
she told me not to do it or i would get sued
i said: suck my dick yourself then and it all ensued
she sucked it passionately and my semen all over flew.
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>>7782342
What if it was Zenpai all along?
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Let's get down to business
to feed the nuns.

Did they give us virgins
when we asked for nuns?

You're the saddest lot I've ever met.
Well before I'm through with you,

Sister I'll make a nun
out of you.
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