You get to pick any writer to write your biography.
Who do you choose?
Kafka. I'm sure he's gonna milk it on some way.
I think Pinecone would capture the tone of my life pretty well.
John Green. He has shown the world that anything could be made into a book.
David Wallace would turn it into a 2,000 pager
DSL
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Dostoevsky.
Faulkner, I want this shit to be obscure and confusing as hell.
>>7765727
Fuck, ¿Who is she? I don't know her but i already love her.
Mishima.
st paul
>>7765727
Huxley. Because he's dead and can't write my biography.
>>7765727
William Gass.
>>7765727
Stefan Zweig or Borges.
Would make my boring life seem deep and profound.
Thomas Ligotti
Chuck Tingle
>>7765727
Probably McCarthy.
>>7765727
Wallace I'm pretty sure would get me better than anyone else would.
If it was to celebrate my masculine perfection, Mishima. But if it dwelled in mystery, as those who know my name already know, gene wolfe ( why did a biochemistry major join and then leave a spanish speaking circus? How good was his handstand act? Was he a statutory rapist? The son of a God? Both? Did he sell his soul for mastery of the jump rope? How did his Bruce lee costume look so convincing, Etc. Wolfe could then write about me writing about him and turn our universe inside out Borges style).
>>7766341
If that's really you Aramini, you need to get trips one of these days.
If you're not Aramini, good job on the parody. Aramini's such an insular faggot that it's a shame he tried to drag Bruce Lee down to his level. I hate him for that, and the general strangeness.
>>7766341
Looks like maybe Heinz Kohut would be a more fitting choice:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder#History
>>7765727
Ernest Cline would be really cool.
>>7765727
>Titos
I bought that a couple weeks ago.
Tastes exactly like every other vodka ever. I dont understand the concept of nice or high end vodka. Shits all the same, especially if you mix into a cocktail
I'd get Tao Lin to do a 500 page Vice feature on me.
>>7766371
People ask me, Marc, how good are you, really? If I say I'm good, you think I'm full of myself, I'm boasting. But if I say I'm no good, well ... you know I'm lying.
>>7766385
This tbqh familam. That section where he just namedrops reddit authors and popular filmmakers: I want him to do that exact same section, just with names that /lit/ likes.
>>7766398
its because of people proclaiming how its made in Austin hence it being a better choice
>>7766410
>Heinz Kohut
Marcus go to bed.
I chose Anonymous to write my biography.
>>7765727
William H Gass. I want to see my self hatred vindicated.
>>7765727
god some women are insuperable. reading a book means nothing to her, being able to take a "cute" picture showing everyone you read a book is way more important
