Hey /lit/,
I'm thinking of trying my hand at writing erotica for money online.
I need a good sexy pen name. Any ideas?
Dick E. Wiggler
Dark S. Tranger
But I wonder if a female name is more ideal.
>>7729392
Puss E Hunt
>>7729314
M.A. Tzing
Gash Smasher
>>7729314
William Cosby
Cervix S Masher.
Hatsecks L. Mao
A. Nusmuncher
>>7729392
Alright listen anon here's the deal.
You don't actually want to do this. You might think you do, but you don't. You don't need to stoop to their level. Just write some real shit.
>>7729583
What makes you think I haven't written some real shit?
>>7729587
Keep writing real shit and if that doesn't work then find something else to do.
Unless you actually have a passion for writing smut in which case more power to you but it seems like you just want to do it for the money.
>>7729596
I've been writing real shit for 5 years.....nobody is interested.
>>7729602
Well what's the real shit you've been writing? Short stories? Novels?
>>7729602
>5 years
Keep going you faggot. It's probably not real shit if you havent been published
Meat Master Bob
David Fucker Wal-Ass
>>7729610
Both, though, admit-idly my short stories suck. My novels are pretty good, but nobody is interested.
Here's the most popular thing I've ever written, I was actually trying to write something awful:
http://pastebin.com/JQvTM0Na
>>7729628
Well maybe try something else, man. There's tons of ways to make money writing. You just don't want to get trapped making money doing something that is going to make you feel like scum. Are you really going to be content writing smut for the rest of your career?
>>7729636
>Are you really going to be content writing smut for the rest of your career?
If it pays, yes absolutely.
>>7729636
Writing smut may at least be a nice way to make money writing while working on serious stuff.
>>7729314
Adolf Clitler
>>7729314
Holden McGroin
Nipples R. Hard
C.U. Ming
Fuckherinthepussy McDoctorhelicoptercocktor
>>7729742
This one is the best so far, but I don't think Amazon would be cool with it.
