>buy hardcover version of The Idiot
>finish it quick, quite enjoy it, the main character is definitely an idiot
>accidentally pull off dust jacket
>the front cover actually reads it is Notes From The Underground
>mfw
>>7715150
I guess one could say that you were in fact "The Idiot" here.
>>7715150
>>7715150
thats fucking impossible bro, i bet you haven't read any of those.
>>7715167
fucking rekt
boi am i laffin'
>download notes from the underground
>every fucking page has an ad
>to delete it I'll have to convert it, edit, remove half of it and convert again
Fuck this shit
>>7715769
How is that possible? Are you the hardcover of The Idiot that lost its dust jacket to OP?
>>7715795
It was a shitty file, found a better one.
>>7715769
Where are you downloading your books from my friend?
>torrent notes from underground audiobook
>get comfy
>listen to superb voice actor read the text
>enjoy it thoroughly
stay mad, haters
>>7715836
Nice straw man.
'I am an idiot man ... I am a spiteful man.'
>start reading my copy
>It's incomprehensible garbage
>realize it's the russian version
>start reading
>epistolary format, like Novel in Nine Letters
>huh-well-okay.jpg
>does seem aptly titled
>that nighttime scene
>and the one at the party
>wow this protag really is an idiot
>agitated shifting in chair
>dust jacket accidentally falls off
>oh well no wonder
>book is actually diary tƅh
>>7715150
>buy hardcover of The Bible
>finsh ti quick, quite enjoy it, the main character is definitely God
>accidentally pull off dust jacket
>the front cover actually reads it is The Quran
>mfw
>haven't read slaughterhouse five in years but know it's the greatest book of all time
>order a hardcover copy
>it's longer than i expected
>quirky postmodern drug sex and extreme violence
>the arc of the U-2 rockets
>none of vonnegut's poetic language i remember
>remove the dust jacket
>i've been sold gravity's rainbow
>>7716898
Leaving aside GR is miles and piles ahead,
>vonnegut's poetic language
Did I miss something?
>>7715150
>buy hardcover version of a book by some dead american bloke
>labour over it, hate it, love it, lose my soul over it
>spend catatonic days in its pages bereft of light or resolution; when doth thou resolve?
>accidentally pull off dust jacket
>notice the name
>mfw the jest is infinite
>>7716946
you have to know the dude in pic related to get the joke.
>buy hardcover version of my drunk uncle's dusty book in the local library
>read it fast but did not understand a thing
>start laughing at my uncle
>accidentally rip the cover of the book
>"Ulysses"
>laugh even harder
Meme books.
>Buy a hard-cover copy of In the Realms of the Unreal from my local art museum
>Stagger through it, amazed at Darger's intricate, yet autistic, prose
>The lavish descriptions of nude prepubescent girls makes me slightly uncomfortable.
>especially when there are multi-page descriptions of them being fucked.
>decide to check dust-cover to see if Darger was actually convicted of pedophilia
>dust cover falls off
>The front cover reads Lolita
>Buy American Psycho at my local bookseller
>It's kind of shit
>really just a monotonous string of women being brutally murdered
>gets weirdly political in parts, and then just drops it completely
>characters appear and disappear almost arbitrarily
>dust cover falls off
>it's 2666
>buy hardcover version of Moby Dick
>finish it quick, quite enjoy it, learned a lot about whales
>accidentally pull off dust jacket
>the front cover actually reads it is a whale encyclopedia
>mfw
>>7718071
You missed a golden opportunity to make a feminist joke.
>>7715150
you do realise the idiot is over 800 pages and notes from the underground barelly scratches 200, right?
>>7718098
>Anon mourning Umberto Eco's death with some metafictional bants
We all hurt, kid
>>7718188
Wait, he dead?
