ITT: Write something, any legnth, in the style of your favorite author
>>7692161
-I suck dick dick, said OP
-Faggot. Says anon.
>>7692169
>dick dick
Damn it i'm autistic.
>>7692178
It's almost poetic.
>favourite
How do I get these? I've never had favourites, the concept doesn't work for me
>>7692161
"Everybody's sad, etcetera."
Guess, /lit/.
Also,
>Grimes
The gibbous moon cast a pale, silvery light on the cyclopean figure of the shitposter lurking around the corner. His facial features were other-wordly and did not seem to conform to Euclidean geometry. He had no eyes, no mouth, no nose or ears. His whole body was entirely absent of hair, and from it dripped a viscous substance of some unknown color, impossible to describe to human eyes. The Shitposter Out of Space, they used to call him. It is said that the citizens of Innsmouth could hear the wind whisper the words 'meme author' during stormy nights.
"And so on..." *sniffs* *touches nose*
>>7693566
le zizek man
