https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssPnkdAI2QQ
Jeez.
>>7686503
>16 year old faggot
not surprised desu senpai
who the fuck cares seriously
>>7686503
>HOW TO READ A JOHN GREEN BOOK
Step 1. You don't.
>>7687041
LMAO!!!!
>>7686503
>watching that instead of geeking with the starfish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
>tfw when no qt regan gf
>>7687173
I like her teeth. There is something honest and refreshing about slightly crooked, natural looking teeth.
>>7687216
Neat, my lower teeth are like hers.
Except they're the color of her earrings :(
I wish she would make more book reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atnAagJAMf0
>>7686503
How do you fuck up your own video so bad?
>>7686503
only redeeming thing about this is the bit of skin he shows at 54 seconds
if his hairline and his personality didn't both suck he'd be pretty qt
>>7687216
i agre
>hidden metaphors
???????
>>7687243
Good lord she's a perfect 10/10
>>7687243
She's perfect. Good lord has /lit/ scared herhim?off the INTERNET yet?
>>7687317
She doesn't post too frequently but her last video was only last month. I think she frequents /lit/ too.
>>7687243
>she
This is a young boy
>>7687345
I wish
>>7687345
Don't say that about muh waifu
She's a perfect 10/10 female damn it.
>>7687323
I'll ask her about her next video at some point if you're all so worried. She'll probably see this anyway.
>>7687367
I'm assuming you know her? Is she as beautiful IRL?
>>7687375
No, turns out IRL she's just an animatronic doll made of squirrel skin.
>>7686503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkvxJniA6ow
>>7687382
mmmmmmm yeah
keep going
>>7687427
It only extends as far as her lower abdomen, below that is just a complex series of thin metal bars and cogs much like Humma Kavula as played by John Malkovich in the Hitchhiker's Guide film. The actual environments in the background of her videos is nothing more than a green screen as she never leaves the one location where she was built, due to the increasing price of gasoline.
>>7687173
i always see her in cringe comps
>>7687438
dos she hav pus pus?
>>7687500
only if you get off your fat ass and build it youself
>>7687323
Yeah she posted his first video here
>>7687201
MY booktuberfu. I hope she breaks up with her bf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrlgJJMzLHM
She's cute as fuck but unless this is some weird satire or irony this review is utter plebbery.
>>7687041
BOOMSHACKALACKA
>>7687831
Is that the lead singer of The Strokes?
>>7687831
It was satire. You can tell since she purposely wore a leather jacket to make fun of BetterThanFood wearing a leather jacket indoors to do a book review. She told me that.
>>7687831
its obviously new sincerity
>>7687831
How is she cute? She looks like a hedgehog
>>7687897
You never wanted to fuck a hedgehog? What's wrong with you, fucking deviant.
>>7687831
>not praising our only queen rg
>>7686503
Goo gobbler detected
>>7687023
me. I enjoy the uncomfortable feeling I get from these
>>7686503
I found him funny.
/lit/ God damn these are teenagers, it's good to be like that at that age, especially if one is a woman.
What pleasure do you get from railing on teens being teens?
>>7687897
Are you her?
>>7688093
PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
>>7688093
stupid people are easily amused
>>7687266
i sadly agree
>>7688093
>getting happy at seeing other people happy
It doesn't work that way. Hate them as much as needed.
>>7688093
>it's good to be like that at that age
It most certainly is not. It is a deplorable spectacle, you enabler.
>>7687173
shill
>I'm your host, Cliff Sergent.
>>7688093
If I acted like that much of a faggot when I was a teenager then I would probably kill myself at the first memory of literally anything I did back then.
>>7688093
>it's good to be like that at that age
It's good to read shitty books at that age? I was reading Finnegans Wake by the time I was 16
>>7687874
You wish
>>7687243
This is an14 year old boy.
>>7687243
this is so cute, please tell me she has a penis
>>7688946
so what? I like my girls as 14 yo boys.
>>7688648
>one dollar per page
>>7688648
[stares blankly at something off the shot for a good 10 seconds]
[sips ice coffee]
[adjusts hair]
burn this thread
>>7687243
she always sounds out of breath
>>7687173
Should be in the Guinness World records for the fastest I've shut off a YouTube video. Literal Cancer.
>>7689832
Almost as fast as the I am a gamer video i once clicked on.
>>7687913
Unless he's Dave Hedgehog
>>7689766
He's great husbando material
>>7689837
I can honestly say 1,000,000 times why I read books.
And I normally just shrug and just say "its a hobby".
But that's a LIE
>>7689851
the truth isIM A MASSIVE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
>>7687173
Can you say you've read a book if you only listened to the audiobook?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymbNYqvP6DE
>>7689872
honestly man, if you're gonna keep shilling your videos on here at least say hi. pretty sure /lit/ is responsible for many of your views
>>7687933
that fucking "yo ho ho" though jesus fucking christ makes me want to neck myself
>>7687201
Is she actually good though?
>>7689872
Is he homeless now? Looks like being a booktuber and choosing the 'literary lifestyle' really paid off huh.
>>7690020
Yeah, that's the one thing I don't like about her.
That aside, the bitch is perfect.
>>7689872
Would suck his strong masculine dong.
>>7686503
I kind of want to get him drunk and yell at him about manliness until he starts to get scared, then take him to his room and have relatively forceful, somewhat consensual anal sex.
While we're having sex, I'd recite Plato's Symposium to him from memory - spanking him every time Phaedrus or Socrates says the word eros.
Upon reaching Alcibiades' speech, I'd slow down and whisper the rest into his ear - I cum when Socrates gets up to leave. I would then do the same.
I feel like every boy his age should go through this - a man having this experience would certainly be more masculine and less susceptible to the attacks of the Vaginal Jew on his manhood.
>>7690421
>ywn pine after a man as beautiful as Alcibiades, oft compared to Achilles
>he will never playfully tease you with his lispy voice
>"Thotrateth! Tthtop it!"
Why live
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5l_vb-RUbU
>projecting hard core
>slips out that Dylan O'Brian hot
haha fag
>>7688665
>I would probably kill myself at the first memory of literally anything I did back then
The reason I think of suicide so often
>>7689872
I like the coat.
He's shit at reading poetry though, goddamn.
If anyone remembers BazPierce, it may interest you that I attend the same university as him.
>>7690602
That would be a no and a no.
>>7689863
I do. I also like telling people when it comes up that "I read it on audiobook".
Actually I recently gave a homeless African man a ride and as he was getting out he noticed an audiobook of Dumas' the Black Tulip and said Oh Alexandre Dumas and he pronounced his last name correctly. Needless to say I found this black patrician at my mosque where all of the other black patricians go.
>>7690602
what's he like irl?
>>7690661
>at my mosque
>mosque
Eww Islam
>>7690664
don't know him personally but from what I've seen he's even douchier in real life
>>7690661
Lol. Enjoy your deluded supremacist thoughts, pig.
>>7690543
This guy is a literal faggot.
>>7686503
This guy has more passion for a mediocre YA novel than most of you have for the Western canon (which you read for social capital). His love is genuine and that makes him better than every single one of you
>>7690661
>"reads" audiobooks
>regularly attends a mosque
>thinks Alexander Dumas, a YA writer, is patrician
>thinks Dumas is a difficult name to pronounce
I genuinely can't tell if this is bait or you actually don't know that you're scum
Obligatory video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EslsWHX3BeE
>>7691092
>those comments
>hasn't made a video in 3 years
oh well
>>7686503
>>7687041
ZING!
>>7691092
this is great unintentional ASMR
>>7691044
>His love is genuine
I'm sure all that Patreon dosh and YT ad dosh has nothing do with it
>which you read for social capital
lmao
get a grip pal, reading Faulkner and Pynchon does literally NOTHING for your social value; YA, on the other hand, has become the hallmark of the person who wants to appear "quirky" but not overly edgy. if there is a single style of literature used as an accessory today, it's YA
>>7687243
>>7687303
>>7687345
>>7688534
>>7687831
She is definitely a she and she once made a group chat here on /lit/. She was covered in glitter getting wasted and sitting on her boyfriend's lap the whole time. Her boyfriend apparently watches Let's plays and was talking about it. It was pretty disappointing. Still a cutie doh.
>>7690661
>>7691288
>boyfriend
repellant wench
>>7689872
I'm not sure I can take the literary opinions of anyone with this style seriously.
>>7687243
she is ugly af
>>7691288
wut
Are there any pictures of this?
>>7691288
Lies and slander
>>7691288
>an autistic chick that looks like a prepubescent boy and hates Homer has a bf and you don't
If I was a girl I'd be pretty sad about that too. >>7694095
