/lit/ humor thread
>>7683455
this is still the best thing in the history of 4chan
>>7683455
The board isn't active enough to have these threads everyday. Not a huge body of work to draw from
>>7683620
She was pretty much asking for it.
>>7683620
SHUT THE FUCK UP
https://youtu.be/vY8W7h51q_k?t=336
>>7683890
5:41
>>7683620
did someone download her videos?
>>7683890
australians, defend your country
>>7683455
please say you have the yahoo webpage of that question
i must see the replies
>>7684047
It's probably a decade old.
>>7683890
does she post here
>>7684031
We are, bro. Our borders are the tightest in all the white world.
>>7683620
/lit/ is a lovely place
>>7683647
Fry's fucking dog.
>>7683455
I know that exact style of writing. That's a troll, and I'm pretty goddamn sure who it is as well.
>>7683890
Is there a single booktuber who isn't utter shit? "I like how this book feels...Some books don't bend nicely, but this one flops really nice."
Am I wrong or is this just facebook-tier egoism hidden under the thin veneer of literature? Are there any legitimate arguments for the necessity of discussing literature in video form? This girl is literally just talking to herself for 11 minutes and holding up books she hasn't read, which she bought for reasons she doesn't remember, written by authors whose names she can't pronounce, and of whose premises she has only the absolute most elementary grasp.
Am I crazy? Is there a point to this I'm not getting? Or is it exactly as shallow and worthless as I think it is?
>>7684127
Who is it?
>>7683455
That caption is very Hemmingwayesque
>>7684138
If you want to talk about books, make a video is stupid. Write about books.
>>7684138
Nerd gets mad about inconsequential shit on the internet, part 45,652,378.
Of fucking course it's shallow and worthless. Why do you watch this shit, knowing full well that it's going to piss you off?
>>7683890
>heres a bunch of books I haven't read
>let me make an 11 minute video about them
what???
the absolute vanity
>>7684299
>>7684303
>>7684311
Stop.
>>7684311
>>7684312
No
>>7684303
Well, Dracula is a little boring.
>>7684316
>>7684319
>>7684324
please keep going I'm having a laff
>>7684318
It is, but their reasoning is disgusting.
>>7684324
>>7684331
These are coming from my "idiots" folder, though I'm trying to keep it /lit/ related so it's taking longer to sift through
>>7684349
>>7684349
Funny story, I didnt know what a vowel or consonant was until the seventh grade because I was absent the day we learned about them in grade school. I like to think thats a flaw in our education system rather than my own fault though :^)
>>7684353
>>7684316
>wtf is this world coming to today?
this is a joke right?
>>7684366
These last 2 are just my favorites, but I'm out of /lit/
>>7684371
>>7684371
>"theoretical,"
is it that hard to just
>"theoretical",
>>7684299
kek good stuff
>>7684377
In the US "word," is common practice and desu it looks way better than "word",
>>7684371
Can you imagine being friends with someone whose last name is Iscariot?
No thanks, Mr. Arnold.
>>7684371
He fucked her.
BOOM ROASTED!
>>7684371
I have no words to describe such a loss in humanity
>>7684383
fucking amerifats
>>7683620
Why are people ashamed of this it's great. Obvs sexual threat aren't particularly nice but if you give a shit what a bunch a autists say then fuck you. She uploaded some crap, people who didn't like it made fun of her, she folded, end of. She could of carried on and deleted the comments but she didn't. I see this as only funny. What gives with all the guilt?
>>7684429
She is a innocent girl and /lit/ wants to marry or rape her.
>>7684429
Yeah but it's only people saying shit on the internet. I just don't get the shame, Lit say weird creepy stuff all the time.
>>7684374
never been able to get through that whole thing
>>7684472
>>7684477
>>7684467
>No one is touching the McDick
>tfw in all your writing will never be able to write anything as good as this man just having a good time.
>>7684483
>>7684487
Are puns /lit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOhwvRYlsU
>>7683620
Can we save her from plebs?
>>7684496
>>7684502
>>7684353
red slut is just on another level
>he thinks time is linear
>>7684508
kek
>>7684508
>>7684500
reddit heard about the incident which resulted in this. She used to have a book list of books she wanted and they bought all of them for her
Fresh shitty OC
>>7684467
Not big deal
>>7684516
Is there a section on /r/literature that is attracted to bears? I wouldn't mind getting my hairy chest out for free books.
>>7684514
>>7684496
Nothing in this thread is /lit/
bet you five bucks you can't write better than this
>>7684527
that's brilliant
>>7684530
better than this
>>7684527
>>7684508
perfect
>>7684546
>>7684508
There wasn't a single place that went that I didn't enjoy.
>>7684530
so can anyone explain to me why this isn't literature? My mind has expanded after reading this.
>>7684545
>>7684530
What the fuck is a Vamphog?
>>7684572
vampire hedgehog. cmon, step it up
here's a classic
>>7684590
Fucking Tails is always pulling shit like that.
>>7684590
>its a hologram
Oh yes, the war.
>>7684549
I was in that thread lol
With the archive ded I should start screen capping shit
>>7684590
>it's a hologram
>>7684270
>Why do you watch this shit, knowing full well that it's going to piss you off?
My exact thoughts every time I browse 4chan.
>>7684590
>took him 18 hours to come up with "it's a hologram"
>>7684347
Haha I love this.
>>7684653
wow, I never even caught that
>>7684371
I didn't know Donald Trump's real name was Kevin.
>>7684653
He was lying in his bed after a hard battle. Tails emerges from the corner of the Room: 'It's a hologram'.
>>7684639
I'm almost ENJOYING my anger!
>>7684590
>it's a hologram
>>7684365
how tf does this even happen???
>>7684669
ebin
>>7684590
>it's a hologram
>>7684590
>>7684465
>>7684429
it's because it's somehow '/lit/'s shining moment' and practically the only screenshotted thread that has come out of this place to be spammed all over the rest of 4chan. i understand why that is, it's just it's hardly the funniest moment to ever happen here, and it saddens me how often i see it, at least once a week, still. it's ridiculous.
>>7684377
I frankly like the former.
>>7684702
>be me
>be absent
>don't learn material back in second grade or whenever
>it doesnt come up again until seventh grade
>>7684590
>it's a hologram
what else could he have said?
>>7684319
My good god
Pure ideology
>>7684374
This kid is awesome.
Why do people respond to humorous pictures with "This is amazing", "perfect", "I love this", "There isn't a single place this went I didn't like"?
Fuck off back to plebbit with your awful posts.
>>7684514
aaand that is my parenting philosophy in a nutshell.
>>7684914
thats a pretty place
where is it?
>>7684924
sierra, hour south of yosemite
>>7684928
cool
i hope to visit yosemite myself one day
>>7684932
hope you make it. where do you live?
>>7684935
THANK YOU MR SKELTAL
>>7684347
>>7684940
>fat mountain climbers
I don't find the humor in this. I'm just getting mad. Am I jaded?
>>7684952
Nigga the wind is going to blow you away one of these days
Start pirating books and use the money on food
>>7684935
I live in NJ
thinking about taking a road trip this summer out west so we will see
>>7684964
My dick is fat
For skinny twinks like you
>>7684968
enjoy your health complications and premature death, fattie
>>7684963
naw man, wind slices around me: pressure x area = force. i can't do anything about pressure, so i just minimize area.
>>7684965
DO IT!
>>>/trv/
>>>/out/
>>7683620
>a weird comment about stroking her face
>one slightly rude comment about her taste in 19th century literature
>one joke about her being a virgin
>has a meltdown and has to leave YouTube
What an over sensitive cunt, Jesus Christ. She's probably some stupid fucking femenist or sociology major who got taught that being insulted on the internet is the equivalent of physical assault. I have no idea what you guys see in her
>>7684981
not real indicative of my actual posture. first two are because the pack distributes the weight of my kid weirdly, and the third's because my shoulder was all fucked up and i climbed anyways. as someone who spends a lot of time being physical i'm very aware of my body mechanics.
>>7685006
ah, good on you mate, i hope so
Nudity edited out for the kiddies
>>7684902
affirmation
>>7684994
I wasn't even rude, I just grrentexted
>>7684349
Not only are they stupid enough to not know what a vowel is, they didn't have the mental capacity to use google or any search engine to find out what the didn't know. Idiots.
I'll be reposting this shit on my Facebook meme page called the Indifferent Fish.
And yes, my life is so vapid that I'm shilling it here, but at least my memes are high quality.
>>7684374
Phonies and posers everywhere.
Basically people who enjoy "older" music, pretend to be punk or something. They want something that is 'original' while claiming that the only original bands are from the classic rock era to early 90s.
"George Orwell preached to replace words with a [sic.] simple English words if you can, delete words if you can replace them."
"No, giant word ARE NOT needed to explain your point, there is ALWAYS a simple English substitue. Using big words DOES NOT make your point any more valid or correct. It leaves a vauge understanding to what points you're trying to get across the table."
>U can't label us, we're original and unlabelable!!!11!!!!1
They all pulled the age card on this kid, even though they couldn't argue for shit.
And then they ask the kid to message 4chan to stop them from adding friend requests.
>>7685146
I don't understand people like you with these pages, why do you do it?
Are you lonely? Are you bored? Are you trying to become an eCelebrity?
>>7684429
are you dyslexic?
>>7683890
Is this satire
>>7684316
Thanks. Urs too!
>>7683890
most girls in Aus are this level interested in anything and are considered "nerdy", majority have no real passion. shit sucks
>>7684590
>as gregor samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he realised *it's a hologram*
>>7684303
Dracula is a fucking amazing book.
I don't understand why they are using twilight as the standart to compare other vampire shit.
Dracula should be the standard.
>>7684316
>bwahahaha
>on the main page
>"/board/" humor thread
>oh these are usually nice
>turns out to be a cringe thread
god damn
>>7684869
oh I am laffin
>>7685359
The first two of course, like every person on 4chan.
>>7684516
Judging by the dozens of imgur filenames ITT, I'd say she isn't the only part of /lit/ reddit found out about
>>7685648
The /lit/ humor thread filled with absolutely unfunny trash is the joke
>>7684347
This is actually pretty good compared to the other shit in this thread.
>>7684319
Clearly didn't research the matter, Schrodinger just uses the cat as a metaphor to explain "Quantum physics" a metaphor for fools mind you! Also please end this thread it is hurting my own intelligence >.<
>booksforchristiangirls.blogspot.com
lol
>>7686739
What's so funny? That the 70,000 attractive Christian women that visited that site are more well-read and happy than you are?
>>7686763
not him but
>those books
>well read
there's very little of the established canon there m8
also the fact that they do and don't recommend books based on the level of 'negative' and sexual content is laughable. They clearly don't want people to read for the sake of ]literature, they want to make people read things that only fit into their world view.
>>7683897
I thought she was going to pull out Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra
>>7684299
>VHS
lost it
>>7683890
what an absolute fucking hack
I still don't know what a vowel is but it hasn't afdjfhdasfjhnajn-
>>7684477
kek
>>7684765
kek
>>7685145
its not about being smart, its about being like everyone else
>>7684467
>AWW NO
>IMA GET CHAD
>>7684467
I'm going to start referring to myself in third person
>>7684371
The worst part is near the end
>great minds think a like, BOOM!
>>7684071
>Borders
You live on a larger than usual island.
>>7684467
>ywn be Rick McDick, pissing off trashy lowlifes on Facebook
>>7684560
Having just read the very last word that man ever wrote, that picture resonates a sadness deep within me.
>>7683620
No it's not you Reddit immigrant.
>>7686816
>protestants
>christian
>>7684303
REEEEE
>>7684349
>it's just Max
>>7684508
10/10
>>7684429
She didn't fold because of a few negative comments, since this happens to everyone; she folded because an entire 4chan board ganged up on her, and we wouldn't stop until something like this happened.
Anyone whose mind isn't already in the gutter would do the same thing when facing rape threats and the rest of /lit/'s bullshit. It appears that people who spend too much time in here tend to forget that most things that are casually said in here should never be said elsewhere, or they simply don't care anymore.
>>7684353
It's pretty clear that the red bitch was being sarcastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r21w8ht6lA
>>7684316
>not using the term "Thanks. URSS too!"
kek
>>7683890
The comments are killing me.
>>7684498
Holy shit! I love this!
>>7684902
why did you post that?
>>7684546
The Shining?
>>7683620
Fag.
>>7683647
Fag.
>>7683941
Fag.
>>7684077
Fag.
>>7684429
Fag.
>>7684994
Fag.
>>7687483
>>7687830
True. /lit/ is mostly populated by small people with small minds. One good rule of thumb is: If it isn't defendable IRL, then it isn't defendable on the internet.
So these faglords can go to the Fillippines. It is a knife culture where people are quite polite. Let's say that you're walking on the countryside on a path and bumps into someone. Good manners then is that both are making excuses and making sure that the other wasn't bumped badly. And the one who bumped the hardest should make the best excuses.
Because if you don't show proper respect, you may get knifed.
So imagine what would happen if you went right up to someone in the Fillippines and made rape threats...
One internet example is the now defunct forum Jodphur Fetish. It suffered for years of bad moderation. Despite this, some user does actually upload pics of his gf in riding clothes. Instead of everyone just savoring it, the resident retard "Rubber Horse" (a dane, btw), can't just shut up about his rape fantasies. And the mods just pretends that it rains.
Say to someone in a BDSM/fetish-club that you want to rape his gf outside the context of a rape play and you're insta-B& from the scene 4 lyfe! Period.
Ergo: If I could remove /lit/ for just one good reason it would be because of the treatment of her.
>>7684347
I've always thought black was the idiot in this picture.
>>7688979
It's pretty fucking awkward so it does look that way a little
>>7684316
Trash gon' trash.
It's fascinating, really. The fact that "sexy" is the word used to compliment this 2/10's picture - where she is posing with the child she is surely raising as a single mother - really tells you a lot of what's going on in the minds of these people.
British, American or Australian though? I'm guessing British.
>>7684319
I've been stumbling over words lately that can never be used by anyone ever, unless they're gigantic faggots. The word that made me realize that some words simply cannot ever be used was "ignoramus".
"Gah" as an exclamation is the same. Using "indubitably" is walking a very fine fucking line. In 1/100 cases, it can probably be used, but mostly not.
Does anyone know other such words?
>>7684496
No they're not, they're quintessentially reddit. 90% of the top comment chains on reddit are 50+ responses of forced permutations on the same shitty and unfunny pun.
>>7688962
you are so alone...
:(
>>7688962
Fag.
>>7688962
*unsheathes the Dark Katana of Chivalry*
>/lit/ humor thread
>actually cringe thread instead
>>7689188
Pretty meta, don't you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6nI1v7mwwA
>>7690150
kek
>>7684058
The last line of the last comment make me laugh
>go read some literature
>>7684467
>Dumb cunt thinks she's a wizard
I laughed so hard I started making noises like an old car trying to start.
>>7684653
He tipped in "it's a hologram" as soon as he saw the last reply, then he positioned the mouse cursor over the send button and waited, and waited for full 18 hours, finally, slowly and maliciously, with determined grin on his face, he pressed the button, ...and then the fireworks started, and then the universe stopped expanding
>>7684952
damn this is flat as fuck, i'm no climber or anything, but i go mushroom foraging in steeper slope
>>7684319
>The real genius is the geneticist that grew potatoes that evolved to be able to potate
I fucking lost it.
>>7685547
kek
>>7684514
AT LAST, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER
>>7685519
The word is 'dilettante'.
>>7689097
probably gigantic faggots or doing 1/100 instead of saying 1 percent or comma splices
>>7684879
hes cringey as fuck
>>7688962
I have fantasies about raping the anal retentive, and I just screencapped your post without consent.
>>7685547
The universe literally is a hologram though.
>>7692840
>either doesn't understand what I'm saying or doesn't agree with me
>still spreads the message
Thank you, super fag!
>>7692853
>>7688962
>And the mods just pretends that it rains.
Pardon?
>>7688774
top kuk
>>7685146
you ruined this place
>>7688962
>*unsheathes katana*
>*teleports behind you*
>*defends a savage culture that suppresses free speech*
>*sheathes katana*
>"hehe my work here done"
>>7684869
keking around.
>>7684071
>Australia
>"The white world"
Ach Gott, meine seiten
>>7693480
Is this a new meme now? If not, it should.
>>7693517
it's missing "turns around 360 degrees and walks away"
>>7693517
i think you may be right and this may be the birth of a cutting edge new meme on this very board
>>7693517
*shouldn't
>>7693549
i don't mean to call you a liar, but i post on 4chan an awful lot and i'm pretty sure i'd have heard of this if it was already a thing
>>7693559
It's been a meme for at least a few years. Seriously, Google *teleports behind you* and it will come up.
Newfag.
>>7693574
i see a couple of gamefaqs and tvtropes entries but i don't really have anything to do with those sites
>>7693596
>You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH.
lmao
>>7688962
Damn, I've read some retarded shit on 4chan, but this...
>>7684549
Kek I remember this
>>7687524
Heterodox Christians are still Christians.
>>7689097
>I've been stumbling over words lately that can never be used by anyone ever, unless they're gigantic faggots.
>Does anyone know other such words?
Syzygy. It's the best word for the job, overall.
