>philosophy professor and I serendipitously meet in college bathroom
>he takes the only shit stall available
>I wait
>meanwhile putrid farts I smell, whistles from his ass
>his ass gargles and cums the only remaining shit he has while he silently makes some grumbles and coughs
>after he finishes he walks out and stairs at me, cognizant of the fact that I heard all the commotion
>I suppress smiles and smirks, internally snickering with laughter
>he just says "human , all too human" as he walks out
deep
>>7676507
>mfw nietzsche didn't believe in washing his hands
>>7676516
washing your hands is for weak people
>>7676516
quote it or shutup
>his ass cums
>>7676531
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you wash your hands you are weak and you deserve nothing but misery and death."
t. Nietzsche
why did you feel the need to tell us this
>>7676547
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you."
t. Real Nietzsche
>>7676554
>And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you
lmao you really could have put more work into that shitpost instead of just making up some garbage on the fly, this literally doesn't even make sense
>human, all too human
What did he mean by this?
>>7676558
Slight exhilaration out the nose/10
>stairs
quality shitposting
>>7676507
Jej
>>7676601
>exhilaration
>>7676751
because the post was hilarious
>>7676507
Real Übermenschen shit on
DESIGNATED
>>7676507
Props to him for shitting loudly in a public bathroom and not giving a fuck. I'm always super embarrassed when I make a bad shit in public and wait until everyone else has left the bathroom before leaving the stall.
>happen to run in to my 6th grade woodshop teacher in Starbucks
>he keeps pretending to trip and bump into the girl in front of him in line so be can touch her
>hes being really obvious though and she keeps saying if he doesn't stop she'll call the cops but he just acts like he doesn't speak English and smilies
>after they kick him out he walks out and stairs at me, cognizant of the fact that I heard all the commotion
>I suppress smiles and smirks, internally snickering with laughter
>he just says "the tractatus logico-philosophicus" as he jogs out
>>7676558
I love /lit/ shitposting.
>>7677878
ah well
fuck i hate those types of smug pompous flatulent cunts who are all 'only too human lol' as they grotesquely smear every aspect of their disgusting humanity across your experience
anthony burgess i'm looking at you
>>7677878
>taking a shit while high on mescaline
>ate like four delissio pizzas in the last 24 hours
>giant log of poop sliding out of my asshole like a train with an angry face painted on it barreling out of a spooky tunnel
>infinitely aware of every single democritean hypergonal atom of every cell in my body and every subtly wavering tile on the bathroom floor, mckenna's elves dancing and turning in every shaft of light
>feel the gritty sensation of every single subtle perturbation of my shit log interacting with every single nerve ending in the ring of my anus
>my mind instantly forms a colourless featureless space-filling kantian void image of the event, like daredevil ben affleck fighting a shitty criminal
>in my altered state become aware of the succession of my own conscious states, a layer cake of thought piling up before me
>watch as if from a distance as my mind heuristically overlays onto the 3D darklit turd model an ideological interpretation formed from a combination of a priori instinct and social mores, seamlessly integrated into a perfect synthesis through empirical experience
>witness the pure ideology of my own act of shitting
>realise i am satisfied with the expulsion of waste on a base primal level in the depths of my unconscious, already tinging it with values i did not choose but which were chosen for me by my ancestors' anal experiences
>realise that this raw instinctive valuation is gradually integrated into framework acceptable to my socially formed intellect as it rises and bobs to the surface of my demi-conscious mind, taking on new shades of meaning on its gentle journey from the deep
>witness in concatenation the projection of dozens of introjected drives, my delumeauvian guilt culture denying the freudian anal expulsive joy of hedonistic shitting, my subtle anglo-saxon retentiveness and utilitarianism forcing me to control and subdue the pleasure even as i allow myself to experience it
>the log passes but i already feel another one loading into the chamber, i am already voyaging deeper into my ass and my mind, into the inner colon
>look at the clock
>only 21 seconds have passed since last check
>never have delissio again
>>7679653
You don't say
>>7676903
Designated faculty stalls
>>7677878
Iz diz Le burth of Le epicz new maymay?!?!
