Have you fapped to any book?
>>7670634
yes.
but all too often I read second hand books and library books with pages stuck together at the sex scenes.
>mfw there is a serial ejaculator who gets off into books in my town
>>7670634
Yes
No book has ever been good enough for me to fap to it directly.
>>7670634
Am I patrician enough?
>>7670716
>He didn't jack it hundreds of times to the sex scene in Finnegans Wake
turbopleb
>>7670634
Yes
Oh yeah.
>>7670634
Memoirs of a Geisha.
There's a scene where one of the women is leaning over and it's described as exposing her "twin mountains of heavy breast" and I pop every time.
Houellebecq - Platform (2x)
Also in Gabo's last novel (when the protagonist buttfucks his maid out of nowhere)
>>7671006
memoria de mi putas tristes?
>>7671037
yes. it's his worst (I haven't read 'of love and other demons' yet), but I enjoyed it.
>>7670661
run, run as fast as you can, youll never catch me, i the book-spunk man!
>>7670634
1984 when I was 13ish
we all did didn't we?
>>7671412
you fap to big brother?
I have gotten like 4 hardons so far reading Gravity's Rainbow,some of them not even during "sexual scenes".
>>7671412
Yeah that part was hot
>Vivid, beautiful hallucinations flashed through his mind. He would flog her to death with a rubber truncheon. He would tie her naked to a stake and shoot her full of arrows like Saint Sebastian. He would ravish her and cut her throat at the moment of climax.
I once masturbated to a scene where a character observes another bathing and masturbating, who then masturbates themselves.
..in Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth.
>>7671437
Be honest anon, it was the Katje/Pudding chapter wasn't it
>>7671502
You're right.
>whenever he describes her spine, neck or back
I finished Beyond the Zero last night.
>>7671437
>everything with Gottfried during the big Witch and the Oven part
mydick.jpg
>>7671601
>tfw no aryan sex slave bf
>>7671378
That was really unfunny
>>7670634
i remember finding one of pic related's books in the library when i was about 13 and sneaking it home. I think it was "Full Up". i don't think it was a very good book but it made me feel, well, it made me feel myself
>>7670634
to Lolita of course
I jerked it Ginny making out with that big black in that one Harry Potter book.
Only as a teenager to some fantasy trash bdsm scene
John Williams can consistently give me a boner. But no, I never jacked it to a book; sounds difficult.
>>7670634
>cmd-F "Nancy Friday"
*bing bing* no results
why /lit/ why? You have let my patrician hopes down. And English is like my 17th language.
I think I fapped a few times to one of the stories in 1001 nights when I was about 14 or so. It was a story about a servant who brought stuff to his mistress and her friends and then fucked them (at least that's what I remember from it).
American Psycho t b h.
The scene in Infinite Jest where Pemulis' brother gets raped by his dad.
>>7672855
It's just a lil' fook in the boom.
>>7672884
As if a da had nought on his mind but a fook
>>7671608
damn...
>>7671947
lol cuck
>>7671939
Yeah this.
I didn't literally fap to a part of the book, but it got me hard like twice during the story so I had to rub it out.
>>7670634
I fapped to literotica on the internet before, but that's when I was younger and hornier. Now I can only get off if I think about my girlfriend and the porn star is in POV and somewhat resembles her.
>>7673200
Fag
>>7672753
Second. And it happened recently.
2 Murakami books. Kafka on the shore and Wind up bird
>>7673358
Well, the book is plagued by erotic scenes, but my favorite one was with Cristie and Elizabeth making out. I just love asshole licking.
>>7671006
My copy of platform is stuck together at more then four places, Houellebecq has the sex.
Sade's Justine desu
>>7670634
does a potty training book count?
>>7673581
Do people actually cum in their books or magazines? Why not shoot it somewhere else, like in a tissue or something? This always sounded like a stupid meme to me.
>>7670634
yeah, there's a part in one of bukowski's books where a young henry chinaski is the lookout for one of his friends. he's in the back seat of a car with some female classmate and she's going to suck his dick and it's big but he can't get fully erect so she asks him what's wrong with his dick and he calls her a bitch whore and slaps her. it's pretty great.
there was a moment in the wheel of time where i was sure perrin was going to get cucked and that did it for me.
i can watch the most hardcore graphic porn of 10/10s being savagely fucked while stroking my dick at home and it is a struggle to get hard
in public, even reading the most chaste of sex scenes gives me an enormous boner. i was reading Inherent Vice at the library and had to go tug one out in the bathroom when i got to the mention of lesbianism in prison
>>7673987
Vintage has very absorbing paper.
Tissues are sloppy.
You can just cum in a book and close it. Bam clean.
>>7673987
>Not using your cum as bookmarks for the only worthwhile sections.
The Theon scenes with the Boltons in ASoIaF. The humiliation and abject horror is very arousing. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
I regularly fap to erotic fan fiction.
I'm not sorry.
Anyone else fap to Story of the Eye?
>>7671437
GR and Naked Lunch are the two novels that I have been most aroused by(not counting the garbage fantasy I read when I was like 11 that had loads of sex and I would read for hours while breathing heavily at night when I was supposed to be asleep)
I think the Internet has ruined my sex drive for life. I am excited by weirdness for its own sake, flirting with highly specific and unspeakable fetishes just to find something still taboo.When I am actually in bed with a woman I am pretty vanilla, and take longer than normal to get an erection. Sometimes I imagine my sexual partner as having a bizarre, amorphous backstory that incorporates as many obscure fetishes as possible in order to rise to the occasion.I honestly wish sex didn't exist and we could all go about our lives without even thinking sexually.
So to answer the op, yes. Yes I have.
Yes, pic related.
Knights of the Black and White by Jack Whyte. The scene where that slutty noble lady seduces a Bishop and is discussing politics while she rides on an ottoman. The detail and emphasis on the scene was so good.
>>7677453
You porn chucked your brain anon. You need to go Monk for awhile and reset your sexuality
>>7671076
Love and Other Demons was amazing. Highly recommend.
>>7670634
Fuck it. I'll admit it. Book of the New Sun, when Severian notraped Jolenta. Tits too good.
Yes, when I was in my early teens ,to some book my sister had that she thought she had hidden. I really wish I could remember the name of it. It was basically Literotica: The book. The specific part I remember being the kicking off point was some guy putting his hand up the main girls bed covers while she was pretending to sleep and "inspecting" her pussy with his fingers and informing one of the maids that she was "ready" and then proceeded to fuck her and the maid. It was set in the 18th/19th century. One of those books that looks "classy" on the outside but is wall to wall smut on the inside.
You haven't lived until you've fapped to the Gerty McDowell scene in Ulysses.
Clive Barker writes some decent sex scenes in between all his horror.
I actually fapped to books before I fapped to Internet porn. I kind of miss it.
>>7679790
>I really wish I could remember the name of it.
me too anon, me too
>>7677453
Are you me?
jerked it during the forced sex scene in The Fountainhead.
>>7680337
I still masturbate to this books in my mind almost everyday, a year after reading.
>>7682210
book*
>>7675193
underrated post
To the drummer scene in Diamond Ageas the girl
>>7673200
Gayest post of the day.
>>7670634
physical book no, but I've fapped to a lot of 2nn's stories on BDSMlibrary, and they're approaching novella length
>>7670634
In Swann's Way when the composer's daughter is messing around with her lesbian gf desu.
>>7679742
Yo, I read that yesterday. Did not fap, though.
Virgin Suicides. I don't remember which part. I was like 16 and on vacation with my parents in Mexico. I had finished the book I took with me and bought that a used book store in Puerto Vallarta.
>>7683421
I'd prefer to read about any sexual experience you had in Mexico.
