You come home one day to find Bloom going through all your written work. What does he say about it?
Oy vey! It's literally nothing!
The man can't think.
It'd be true this time.
>>7665869
Probably that I'm too derivative and have no discernible talent.
I'd still commend him.
That I don't possess the receptivity to demonic influx
void
>>7665891
*daemonic
pleb
>>7665869
He'd say I'm at least better than JK Rowling.
He'd cream his pants and give me a proper BJ after reading my shit, son!
W-why do you have 1,000 pages of DFW x me erotica fanfiction? I-I'd like to leave now please...
>>7665869
"This guy still in high school?"
he says he's on death's door and I laugh at him
>>7665951
Somehow this seems genuine, please share.
>>7665919
beat me to it.
>>7665869
Pseudo intellectual trash
This isn't worth anybody's time
>this will never be published!
>implying I want that
Art critics and journalists can suck my dick.
>>7666495
"That's okay, there was only one person I ever wanted to read my works"
>we gaze soulfully into each other's eyes
>make out passionately
I could go on, but I won't. (But I could.)
>>7666506
That's lewd as fuck tb.h
Please continue
>>7666510
>he sucks on my nipples
>From above, I lick his balding head and get white hairs on my tongue
>I swallow them
>probably buttstuff later on
>>7665869
He is the grossest fucking human.
Since I write in Spanish he'd just talk about Shakespeare.
>>7665951
>it's full of footnotes too! gross!
this thread is so hot.
>>7665869
did bloom live stream himself reading infinite jest?
>>7667818
I would subscribe to Bloom ASAP.
>>7668169
it was funny :^)
