Hey /Lit.
I live in England and was thinking about succeeding Carol Ann Duffy as Poet laureate. Million to one shot, I know, but was curious. What kind of stuff would I have to do to get a cushy job like that?
>>7665064
>be a woman
>be a shitskin
>make poetry about oppression
>>7665075
Ahh. I can probably fake the second and third. Bit of blacking-up required.