Whats the name of your novel anon?
>>7653946
Jawbreaker
Also Jawbreaker
>>7653948
Get fucked
>>7653946
The Suicidal & Schizonautic Saga of Pierre, the Cunt-Punter.
Infinite Jest.
Jewbreaker.
>>7653953
But mine is still better.
The bible
As I Lay Cumming
Jawbreaker
Jawsbreaker
>>7653946
苺姫ー巻き込む
Maki I–Makikomu
まきー巻き戻す
Maki II–Makimodosu
マキー巻き起す
Maki III–Makiokosu
The wacky adventures of bergo and his erotic subconscious: inside the smelly van.
The 150 Murderous Passions, Or Those Belonging To The Fourth Class, Composing The 28 Days Of February Spent In Hearing The Narrations Of Madame Desgranges, Interspersed Amongst Which Are The Scandalous Doings At The Château During That Month
Courage Wheel of the Conquistadors
coming soon
Free Fille
It's about a french whale.
Mao II 2
We'll See About Tomorrow
Can't decide between Phuc Stevenson, The Adventures of Phuc Stevenson, Phuc Stevenson: Postman, and A Wacky Few Years Starring Phuc Stevenson and Thuy Johnston.
I've got several, and they're all equally memey.
>My diary, desu: Selected Readings from Sunday, November 25, 2012 at 11:52 PM to Sunday, November 8, 2015 at 7:04 PM
>I am (and then author's name)
>Collected Shorts
Paul the Probabilitywave -
A Quantum-Field-Theory for Kids.
Muh Memes
Nothing Matters
A Likely Story
Rot
I've written 3 postmodern novellas:
>A Day At The Beach
>A Man,A Plan, Panama
>Now You See It...
Can't decide between
>My First Novel
>firstnovel.docx
>Book
>I'm the Main Character
>My Life But All the Names Are Changed
Finnegan's Wake
If Only
Nothing Good in The Hearts of Loners
Can you tell which demographic I'm targeting?
Love and Death
Birth and Womanhood
Time and Eternity
Truth and Justice
>>7654209
Geosynchronous Orbit
But I'm open to suggestions.
>>7653946
गतिरोध!
>>7654201
Last two are best, who actually use
Ubu Sudoku.
>>7653946
The Nihilist Delusion
SJW
Shamefur Dispray
9001 Reasons to Shut 4chan Down
>>7654273
Just saying, if you write this I will definitely read.
Infinite Vice
Inherent Jest
Most Excellent Fancy
>>7654126
Underrated post
A Portugal Inside Me
>>7653946
"My Struggle"
I have a feeling it's going to have a huge impact.
>>7653968
'tip'
>>7653946
The Big Guy
It's composed entirely of quotes from Nolan's Batman movies to create a staggering work of post-irony, yet ultimately comes together to create something sincere and authentic
The God Delusion
Fatherdubs: Lost in the Fortress of Sanity
>>7654461
If this is serious, I'm interested.
Have any excerpts?
>>7654449
Go to bed Hitler.
All the Food is Poison.
>>7653946
God. Dammit.
How My Gym Sneakers Became President
>>7653946
metrics of valor
Are You Awake?
>>7653946
On The Shoulders of Giants
>>7654955
Lost in Translation
>>7654959
fuck. i didn't know.. god dammit. GOD DAMMIT
>>7654959
oops
Fuccboi Deluxe
>>7654962
no i mean i didn't know that title was already taken, the giants. and by a black pride movie too. well. sheeeeeit. back to the drawing board.
>Days of Candy
Beach House won't notice me stealing a song title, right?
I'm working on a few projects recently, haven't had the energy to really devote my full time into it, but it's called The Winds of Winter.
>>7654967
Misunderstandings all around, I didn't mean to post at you a title which is already taken by a movie, a fantastic film if I'm being honest.
And The Balls Roll On And On
All the Leaves are Brown
Strident Gulch
sci-fi horror adventure
Blubber: A Tale Of Autismbucks
Bloody Corporatism
Not what you think. It's a barrister's office -- the main character is surrounded by, I guess, sociopaths. He ends being framed by one of them. That's about how far I got.
>>7655005
and the sky is gray
Feelin Fine
Just sent it in to the editor. Stole the title from another anon in another thread.
>>7653946
Feet Like Hands
>>7655019
I'VE BEEN FOR A WALK
>>7655029
Oh Shut Up, You're Not Fooling Anyone
>>7655029
on a wiiiinters daaaaay
>>7653946
Winterborn
There Is No Right Time
should be YA right?
Ramble On
"I've been this way ten years to the day."
>>7655071
Watch me cum on her feet
>>7655071
>>7655112
Just Watch Me Cum
>>7655015
Sounds like you have similar source material to mine. It's called "The Neckbeard"
>>7655127
Yes, it's inspired by the superfluous man, NEETs, Oblomov, Confederacy of Dunces..
My Diary DESU
The Brothers Mario
Mein Kampf
>>7653946
Revolt! Revolt!
It's about a Russian antique dealer turned alcoholic and revolutionary when he gets fed up with Russian version of big brother. I hope to incorporate various elements of 1984, but with less of Winston being a pussified cry baby and actual subversion and direct conflict against the establishment. I've even created the perfect drink for the novel which takes place primarily in Moscow. It will be called V, just like the idea of victory gin in 1984 but instead it will be Vodka.
I have not started this plot yet, it will probably be shit and I'll probably never start it but god damn do I like to drink alcohol, wallow in my own misery and fantasize about writing like Dostoyevsky and Tolstoy (won't happen).
Orpheus at the Bottom of the River
Faith
>>7655327
I'm happy you think it's interesting.
>>7655297
Why does everyone on this board jack off to Russia and wish they were Russian like the weebs on /a/ wish they were Japanese?
>>7655330
Because Russians have a great history. I won't lie, I am a bit of a russophile. I can try to justify it in a way because half of my family actually comes from Eastern Europe and lived under the Iron Curtain, and I speak some Slavic languages but hell, that doesn't work. Russia has an incredible history. Collectively, the Russian people have endured so much hardship and torture and their culture has evolved and molded to adapt to these facts. This is reflected so well in their writings.
>God spoke through their pens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqS1Ty79mOE
>>7655330
Because Russian literature is great and surpasses anything else form any other country
jaws
>>7655330
The literature/ music is good and they don't really act like pussies like many Western countries do. They've been through a lot and aren't afraid to admit that and look to the future.
>>7653946
Erythrocyte Globe.Seriously though, no clue.
Carissa Was Thirty-Five
'Work in Progress'.
I need a title soon.
>>7655419
This is correct
asdfasdfsdaasdf
The Forgotten Douche: A Tale Of Oppression
Can someone explain this title to me?
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
>or:
?
>>7655460
Too edgy. Grow up.
sanctuary
Stealing Echoes.
The sister of the series' main character seeks out their rogue halfling brother who intends to use the family name and a loyal robot henchman to gain access to a dormant military technology
>>7654922
did he go to the tracks to synch a photo that doesn't synch?
>>7655469
Dr. Strangelove AKA: alternate title
Pretending to be in a Galaxie 500-video
White Elephants
>>7653946
I'm going to steal a Shakespeare quote like so many others have done. From Hamlet.
Not saying which one, you'll steal it and put it on your insignificant hackjob.
>>7653946
Just Do It: A Spiritual Guide to Attaining and Maximizing Your Inner Potential
Restored To One
>>7654475
Jesus Christ man, you meme-loving fuck. 4chan has addled your mind.
felo-de-se-phy
>>7653946
Spacepirates II
The Billionaire and the Bellboy
Kill
Book 1
In Pursuit of Boipussy
>>7655120
now watch me nae nae
Stretch my Holes pt. 2
God's I
Sentimental Dentistry
Buttz 2 Nutz
Physician, Love Thyself:
A guide for how you, by your own power, can learn how to become not only a better doctor, but a better human being
Atlus Shagged
>>7653946
murakami in the shore
The Misshapen Turnip
Amnesia Pt. 2
It's the first book in a series of one book
>>7655035
I'd be safe and waaarm
Remember That You Must Die
I think Memento Mori sounds better but seeing as my book is set in China I think a Latin title is too incongruous with the content. The theory fits the book's theme really well.
>>7653946
Foxes in the Night
It's set in the Fox Islands of Maine, wrote in a very over the top purple prose style, and is relatively mysterious in terms of detail. Basically the longer you read the more you start to understand what is going on, it doesn't lay everything right out in front of you from the get-go.
Think of the story/setting itself as kind of Alex Cross-ish.
>>7657681
Sorry meant Alan Wake, although if you crossed that with Alex Cross it probably wouldn't be far off either.
Not sure yet what is "real" and what won't be
After the War.
My next one will be called The Waterfall.
White Symphony
It's my magnum opus. I've written about four pages.
The Tan King
Just Enough Jest
Long Interviews with Hideous Men
Consider the Hamster
A Supposedly Fun Thing That I Would Recommend
>>7653946
Anthony The Great
>>7657712
DFW may be overrated, but these aren't funny. They're not even shitposting, just a failed attempt at a joke.
>>7657722
Cool analysis my man
From There to Here.
Cat People
>>7653946
it ain't me
To Be or Not To Be
The Proud Man's Contumely
The Slings and the Arrows
A Sea of Troubles
My shitty asshole
>>7653946
It Takes Two to Tango (But One Night to Make Everything Go Right)
>>7653946
Tears for a Prophet.
>>7653946
A novel has a title Kermit, not a name.
Spudwall
>>7658652
Horrible
>>7657722
A Bloom of The Cistern
>>7658767
underrated post.
>>7658652
Are you using your one-liners as book titles?
All Toward Sunrise
A play on "altered sunrise," which appears a few times.
How to Make Everyone Hate You, a Self
Help Novel
>>7659165
Bonus points if the first part of the title is on the cover and "Help Novel" is printed on the first page.
Jawbreaker
>>7653946
nignoged-how i got cuked and loved it because my postmodern lifestyle makes me so numb
>>7657681
Most of my really trippy dreams are centered around that area.
>>7653946
ZOGbreaker: Revealing The Secrets Long Kept Hidden By The Jew.
Infinite Kek
>>7659165
How to lose friends and alienate people
Iyov
Dr. Xylophone and The Jimmyjackmen.
>>7653946
'Marsh Story' is all I've got so far.
>>7654144
i remember lol'ing when u posted the opening of it a while back
Centipede
Philonious Monk and the Rafting Musketeers
>>7653946
Disconnection
>>7661059
Summary?
I've always assumed my publisher will pick the name.
>>7661072
its about a 22 year old philosophy graduate from a mediocre university who becomes a roofer, and falls off of the roof to his death. There's a ton of shit in between those two events but i haven't completely made up my mind.
>>7661072
it's set in the future where everyone is connected digitally but disconnected emotionally and friends you pretend to have are considered greater than people that actually care about you (of which there are very few) and inversely the person you pretend to be is more important than the person that you are. Every character is an overly sensitive woman though some women have penises and their lives are constructed around the ideal of a holy trinity of jealousy, partiality and elitism. And there's no fat girls.
Not novels, but short stories.
Nine Days Hung
The Secret Life of Paintings
Moby prick
Anna Cuckoldina
>>7653946
Tijgers in de mist
(Dutch for 'Tigers in the mist')
I used to think it was a good title but I' ve grown to hate it. As it is with everything, it's a repeating pattern of thinking something's really nice and growing to think it's really tacky.
>>7661186
it might be OK. You're hating it only because you're spending a lot of time in the universe, but you have to consider the impact it makes on first glance.
>What's the book about? What's your target demo?
>>7661207
The story is about a lawyer in an import firm's legal department that specialises in EU commodity import laws. He finds it hard to adjust to a fast-changing society and generally romanticises the past. It causes him to be disconnected from his colleagues and most people in general, and he can only find some sense of belonging with his close group of friends, where they heavily enable each other to live parallel to society, pretend old values are still alive and convince themselves that they are in fact right and all other people have to be inferior, slowly making them all spiral into a complete isolation from society. The main person gets into increasingly more trouble at his job, which he hates but he recognises that he needs it to keep up his way of living and that unemployment would make him unhireable and take away his only means of managing himself. He has to choose how much of himself he can fake in order to pass as normal and how that rots everything he conders himself to be.
If that makes any sense at all. I don't have an ending yet. I already know it won't be a happy ending, but I don't want to cop out and end it with his suicide or alcoholism or something.
>>7661207
I don't really have a target demo, but I feel the story (if it ever gets finished in a publishable form, which is by no means self-evident, of course) would appeal to a large group of people who have seen their country/countries change into something unrecognisable but see many others adapting, whilst they themselves don't want to adapt. So that would be the people who generally dislike immigration and the EU. Idk, really, it might be the stupidest story ever but I think it would somehow portray (in condensed form) the feeling that a lot of Europeans have
>>7653946
The Guardian
Alone in blood
Jawbreakers, or SJW Always Lie
>>7653946
Scalped in Kentucky: A memoir on how excruciating diarrhea cured my hiccups.
Niggas In Paris-on
>mfw I take all the best of these and publish them
>>7661306
You cant tell me what to do
http://www.amazon.es/Jawbreaker-Al-Qaeda-Personal-Account-Commander/dp/0307351068
>>7654209
normies?
>>7653946
The Gold Panther Cloak of Nine Thousand Threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc
>>7655297
>I love Russian literature! Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, the list goes on...
>>7662939
>>7657657
If I was in L.A.
>>7658652
I look forward to weeping when you're a bestselling author, anon. Only remember me once you've made it to the top.
>>7655297
have you ever read We?
it's the russian 1984. it actually inspired 1984.
>>7662988
california Dreaming!
Probably call it something like "The reconstruction of X"
X meaning a fictional Canadian/American town named something generic, and the book itself mostly post-apoc.
tilt
The Bathos of Thommard Yorkes
The heretic
>>7661278
Planet Safe Space
Sepia Polaroid of a Wry Smile
>>7653946
"A Critique of Pure Reason by Emmanuel Kant"
Sing Sing Song Prison: A Brief History of the Man Brought Karaoke to our Nation's Correctional Facilities
Cultivating Our Demise: The Historiography of Plant diseases in Early Modern Austria.
>>7664213
Gotta jenk 'em all: How Narcotics Produced the Cartoons We've Come To Know
If We Don't Study The Mistakes of the Future, We Are Doomed to Repeat Them for the First Time
>>7654468
Isn't that cover from Skyrim with that mod where everything is a winter wonderland?
OMerica
A Round of Applause
Caribbean's God.
Would you read /lit/?
>>7664357
Rather:
God of the Caribbean.
Echando el toque
>>7654225
If a major publisher published that I would most certainly pick it up, read insert, and read your three paragraph biography
Infinite Sincerity
Black Pyramid
I want honest feedback.
It Didn't Happen One Day
>>7665977
terrible. forgetful. boring.
sounds like either clive cussler, ancient aliens, or some /k/ operator nonsense.
>>7665977
The title dosent matter as much as the content, I wouldnt even bother asking about that.
>>7666029
unless people never get to the content because they immediately disregard the book based on its title.
>>7666039
lots of respected books have bland as fuck names like "War & Peace", "Jane Eyre",
"The Overcoat" etc and still get read.
Doll up your title if you want, but overall its the content that matters more.
>>7666059
a) war and peace is an awesome title
b) in the modern flooded market a good title is an easy way to get a leg up, and "black pyramid" is worse than bland, it's shit tier.
The Shield of Rayshine.
Rayshine in this case being a place. I'ts a place holder til I think of something better or just decided to leave it as such.
>>7666072
Black Pyramid is fine on its own, and even then he can just put shit around it like "Beyond the Black Pyramid" and bullshit like that.
Its not as serious as you think it is, lots of books have stupid as fuck names but manage to catch deals. Like Divergence. Again just make sure your content is going places.
>>7666088
unless it's cthulu, that's even worse. but thanks for letting us know where your taste lies so we can disregard your opinion.
The Wry Smirk.
>>7666094
why are you even pretending "everyone else" agrees with you on such a petty point.
I grantee you publishers look more at the core concept of the story than the title. Since that's all it is, a title. It can be changed at any point in the writing process.
The Magnetic Jizzm
>>7666094
Super edgy, people who don't agree with you are "disregarded".Grow up manlet.
>>7655424
Fuck yeah. It should have a short story at least, that song is top Koz.
>Install Gentoo
Not even memeing
The tower of the clergy
It will be a revolutionary fantasy novel.
>>7666101
w-what color were her panties? asking for a friend.
Mandibular Fragmentation
>>7655297
Mine is called Reverse! Reverse!
It's about a down-on-his-luck shoe salesman with a secret passion for dancing. Unable to come up with the funds to save his house, he enters an endurance contest where the person who can keep doing the Electric Slide the longest wins a million dollars.
>>7653946
Jawbreaker
Mother and Her Necklace
Mother and Her Neckbeard
>>7666906
lmao
How to draw hentai for dummies
>>7661278
im fine dont worry. cheers
Angry Goes the Night
>>7655350
>pens
You mean penis, right?
>>7666843
>Unable to come up with the funds to save his house, he enters an endurance contest where the person who can keep doing the Electric Slide the longest wins a million dollars
Why would being unable to save his house be the cause of him entering the contest?
If you can win a million dollars anyone, especially someone with a passion for dancing, would enter the contest to win a million fucking dollars
