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I'm about to bingewatch this, what am I in for?
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>>7624422
darkness
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>>7624422
A book that people will tell you exposes the 'horrors of imperialism' but in reality will make you understand the complete and utter dominance and superiority of the white man over the black. The power of want and of human ambition.

Makes you respect Kurtz, assuming you are not a effeminate cuck.
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>>7624422
Paper men, a battleship firing into an empty forest, a hole dug for no reason, heads on spikes, the death of a helmsman, lies to comfort female fragility, that we live as we dream -- alone.
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tedious prose
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>>7625526
lol pleb

Conrad's prose is GOAT
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>>7624422
I've never read it. Just watch Apocalypse Now.
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>>7624422
A dead white European male was teaching a class on English literature, known tool of imperialist oppression.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship King Leopold II, greatest monarch the world has ever known, even greater than James Monroe!”

At this moment, a black, female, transgendered, cis-hetero-homoflexible Latino transvestite man who has over 20,000 Tweets and 12,000 Tumblr posts stood up and held up an novel.

“What is this book?”

The professor smirked oppressively and smugly replied “Heart of Darkness, by Polish-British writer Joseph Conrad, an intelligent and insightful study of the primitive mind of the African peoples.”

“Wrong. The book is a racist and oppressive piece of propaganda designed to dehumanize the proud peoples of the African continent. Conrad is a bigot. If the book truly had merit as you claimed, Oprah would’ve reviewed it on her show already.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and Iron Cross. He stormed out of the room crying those DWEM crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Marxist that day and accepted Martin Luther King Jr. as their lord and savior. An okapi pounced into the room and stood next to a south-up map centered around Africa. The students joined hand in hand and sang Toto’s Africa several times, and Jesse Jackson, king of all black people, showed up to enact affirmative action across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of a giant black nigger dick up his ass was tossed into the Sahara desert for all eternity.

That student’s name? Chinua Achebe.

Hakuna Matata.
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>>7625575
stop lying to yourself
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>>7625580
>watching films
Just play Spec Ops: The Line
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>>7625469
/pol was here. Small dicked whiteFaggots.
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>>7625584
>Hakuna Matata.
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