How is the most literary death?
Suicide
paper cuts, obv
or, rather, a gigantic bookshelf collapses on you
>>7617804
Opium OD
syphilis
suicide
honorable death in battle
acute radiation poisoning
crushed by snack vending machine
Hemlock.
drive-by
>>7617804
choking on a suicide note
>>7617804
having a huge bookcase fall on you
>>7617804
>not wasting away in prison due to your books being too 'obscene'
TB even byron be jelly
crushed by books
starve to death because you're too busy reading and writing books to eat
Being beat to death by intruders with telephone booksthey don't leave marks
sacrificing yourself in place of another man who is being sent to the guillotine. "It is a far far better thing that i do, than i have ever done. It is a far far better rest that i go to than i have ever known."
>>7618069
Based book, based author.
Sudden heart failure while composing your suicide not.
>>7617804
to have never been born because your parents weren't fucking retarded
>>7618079
Damn
>>7617804
Weed OD
Combination of tuberculosis and absinthe and opium abuse, preferably before the age of 30.
is it cliched to write about a suicide?
>>7617804
Drain-O
>>7617804
I think the end of Othello was quite tragic.
>>7617804
brain death
Drinking yourself to death.
Overdose on benzos
how is the most literary death.
/makesexit
Hunter s Thompson pulled it off. Shot himself in the kitchen over his typewriter where he did his work.
His /lit/ power level was over 9000
>>7617804
>While on board the steamship Orizaba en route to New York, he was beaten after making sexual advances to a male crew member. Just before noon on April 27, 1932, Hart Crane jumped overboard into the Gulf of Mexico. Although he had been drinking heavily and left no suicide note, witnesses believed his intentions to be suicidal, as several reported that he exclaimed "Goodbye, everybody!" before throwing himself overboard.
>>7619239
very good.
auto-erotic asphyxiation
>>7617804
In Grammar Nazi camp.
>>7619239
came here to post this
shout out to Spalding Grey
dying of a concussion and profuse bleeding from hitting your head on a desk after drinking away how shitty the world is and how alienated you feel because most people don't how to assess character and qualities correctly. you must have been reading Plato.
>>7617804
Bleeding out from colon perforation due to massive horse cock-inflicted injuries
nodding out on lean
>>7618332
RARE
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>>7617804
Choking on a dick.
suicide by hanging
Walking into the forest on a cliffhanger
Tuberculosis.
Crucifixion
Brave New World novelist Aldous Huxley was diagnosed with cancer in 1960, at which point his health slowly began to deteriorate. On his deathbed in November of 1963, just as he was passing away, Aldous — a man who for many years had been fascinated with the effects of psychedelic drugs since being introduced to mescaline in 1953 — asked his wife Laura to administer him with LSD. She agreed.
>>7624714
Taking LSD when you're dying is redundant
>>7622685
in another's stead
>>7617804
How is that even a fucking question?
>>7617804
head in microwave.
Lighting a tree on fire and hanging yourself from a branch on the tree
Execution by firing squad for political dissent.
>>7619280
>came here to post this
>>>/Reddit/ faggot
I kinda feel like I need to leave 4chan and get a membership on somethng awful.
the most literary of death
is getting alzheimers desu senpai
why no one said that means all of you are rebellious nieve cum stains that know nothing about death or dying.
Mental breakdown before suicide is most lit
>>7626708
>nieve
Running into a crowded kindergarten classroom and blowing your head off with a sawed-off shotgun
