Give me some really really short books to read so i can increase my Goodreads' read-list by a huge margin
Why not just play cookie clicker instead? Save yourself some time.
Pocket Primer (María Santiago)
Just Because You Are My Husband, Doesn't Mean I Have to Love You (Marcia Arbor)
Star-Stones (José Alberto Garcia)
Lest We Forget... (Bruce Elman)
Trismegurta [Academy Personal Series] (Pseudo-Trismegristis of Aleppo)
Frog on the Lotus (Pi Ling)
Hamster Shavings (Bart Brennel)
But Poop (Farty Butman)
As Poopy But (Elias Rectim)
Pennis Dicks (Rosa Saltman)
Opisa Fahgot (Yuri Gay)
>>7575619
Thanks, random guy!
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>>7575607
JUST GIVE ME SOME SMALL BOOKS NOW
>>7575607
A Christmas Carol
Of Mice and Men
The Old Man and the Sea
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass
Animal Farm
Dr. Suess books
also the absolute easiest solution easiest would be comics:
Watchmen
V for Vendetta
From Hell
Promethea (5 volumes)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (5 volumes)
The Invisibles (7 volumes)
Ex Machina (10 volumes)
Y: The Last Man (10 volumes)
Pride of Baghdad
Strangers in Paradise (19 volumes)
The Sandman (10 volumes)
Transmetropolitan (10 volumes)
Sin City (7 volumes)
"Niggerman', They Called Me" by Tyrone Jacquarius Jameelius Da-Welfare Foreskin Niggums Brown-Julius WeWuzKings WorldStar Africarius Basketball Brown Black OogaBooga Smith White Tyreese Tacquelius "D-Tone" "Hyphy-Beast" "Yayo on a nigga like GAT GAT (unintelligible noise)" "Die Fo Da Pussy Like Goku Nigga" Nigga Brown
>>7575669
Thankkkkk youuuuuu
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>>7575607
what is your goodreads account?
Also the player by dostoievski all hp lovecraft book, theophile gautier's short story and maupassant.
I have no mouth and i must scream.
>>7575726
It's probably Sebastian
>>7575764
hey, my name is Sebastian!
Heart of a dog
Read some individual plays and books of poetry, they're slim as fuck
Cloud 9 - Caryl Churchill
Mother Courage - Brecht
Arcadia - Stoppard
Antigone - Sophocles
Glengarry Glenn Ross - Mamet
The Scarborough - Lista
Get Me Out Of Here - Murakami
Modern and Normal - Solie
Bloom - Lista
or basically anything else
>>7575607
What exactly does that read-list number mean to you anon?
farenheit 451
about 150 pages
>>7575764
come on, i like sebastian. he's pretty cool.
>>7576007
impressing a girl desu. she has more 'read' than me
This seems kind of stupid, would she really be impressed that you read a ton of short books over a few long books? Here's a few anyway:
Pedro Paramo
Crying of Lot 49
Screwjack
