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I think I'm in love
name? link? anything?
'Booktubers' are mentally ill by default.
I know this one girl who started reading 3 months ago and now is a full blown 'bookworm' with a youtube channel and all the other shit.
They just do it for the attention and mostly read shit books
>>7556881
Yeah but R.G'sdevilship has hella good taste tho.
>>7556852
she's underage bro
>>7556909
That's why she's so cute
>>7556909
No she isn't you goon.
>>7556954
>irish
>DAE le 90s kid? XDXD
>love punk rock
D R O P P E D
this guy is pretty good and reviews a lot of /lit/core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t124s-TVPZ8
who is this cumbucket?
Who are the most popular male Booktubers?
Shes ugly af u kissless neckbeard virgins.
>>7557008
Pretty much just Better than Food and The Bookchemist.
>>7556984
Shoo Shoo, Cliff
>>7557013
This tbqh she's a 8 at best
>>7557014
wow, way less views than i expected. the op grill too, most popular vids are about antidepressants.
I watched that video. She doesn't seem very smart and her analysis is basically worthless but she's got a cute face and a soothing voice, and generally good taste.
Maybe I'd masturbate to her if I absolutely needed to but really there's no reason to watch her videos in my opinion.
>>7556852
Don't do this.
What's the point of being a 'booktuber' it's such a shit niche, nobody cares about this people.
It's a waste of time
>>7557014
I get Will Ferral vibes from Better than Food, anyone else?
>>7557041
being a camgirl is profitable, whether it's video games, books, ASMR or sex
>>7556852
who is this tangy maiden i must masturbate in?
Isn't there one that yells David Foster Wallace at strangers?
>>7556954
Immediately in love. She hits all of mykinks
>tfw stupid-ass hot teenage girls in whore makeup give you flashbacks to narrowly dodging statutory rape charges
>>7557105
req'ing this pl0x
>>7557117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE!!
>>7557131
Could you imagine if he just started hurling copies of DFWs books like throwing stars at random people while yelling DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
yea but has she read the meme trilogy? At least infinite kek?
>>7557146
Lol he'd be my hero
>>7556852
these normie bitches read more books than i do. in fact, i don't even think i have read a book this past year. I don't have the patience and motivation to read.
>>7557114
10/10
>>7557114
If they sexualize themselves like 20 year olds...they should be treated like 20 year olds.
>>7556909
you sound like you have a problem with that, are you not a true patrician anon-sama?
>>7556852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LEUB9x9otI
this bitch is terrible
>>7557187
Terrible, but I would fuck her so good. Mouth fuck her, specifically.
>>7556852
What a shit cover for Lolita desu and she absolutely doesn't understand a thing about the book. she called it gross.
>>7557187
death to america
>>7557187
What state can I move to to get as far away from this as I can. Holy Shit it's infuriating
>>7557187
>only 80k views with xD and zany shit on an obscene level
>>7557187
>>7557187
Fucking Americans.
>>7557187
I've considered myself a feminist before, but now...
What even are women
>OMG I've Read SOOOO MANY BOOKS THIS YEAR
>Can only give 6 books that she read last year as good
>>7557187
shes damn great pornstar material
>>7557187
the martian was fucking terrible
>>7557253
She reminded me of Nikki Benz.
>>7557261
It's reddit-tier so of course she loved it
>>7557187
Wow, she's kinda totally great. Sort of like the Bill Nye of literature. I think I'm in love.
>>7557264
hmm not quite...
some other porn slut though
>>7557187
All her fucking videos are like this. Pretty impressive, seems exhausting
>>7557276
Kinda looks like Riley Reid
>>7557285
not her either.
I'm having trouble placing who I think she looks like. It's the eyes and mouth.
>>7557289
Fucking clopper...
>>7557353
we prefer the term horsefucker
guys I'm crying right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EslsWHX3BeE
>>7557373
aww what a qt, the accent is so nice.
>>7556852
i think i'm in love
probably just hungry
>>7557373
>Last Active
>2 Years ago
wojack.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_pLZIim6c
She's pretty cute.
>>7557445
kill yourself
>>7557459
Why?
>>7557461
Because you're fucking retarded.
>>7557187
who cares if the reviews/ books suck, she's hot in a porny kind of way. I recently was in one of those videos where the girl lets you cum inside of her but for the camera she starts screaming and acting like you knocked her up and it was pretty enjoyable. Would love to do one of those with her.
>>7557468
Why?
>>7556852 (OP)
>>7557075
>>7557187
>>7557373
>>7557445
I wonder if girls on the internet ever oogle over relatively average looking guys and sheepishly grin as they imagine their futures with themI wonder if girls have ever oogled over me
>>7557476
>>7557482
Anon, instead of typing out [spoiler and /spoiler], just highlight over the text and press Ctrl+S.
>not brainwashing her with 80's counter culture to obtain qt post-punk waifu
This is why you won't make it
>>7557533
gramps pls. you need to be at least 45 to experienced that directly.
>>7557482
Literally not ever one time.
We are evolved to be looking at nearly all of them 24/7 and they are evolved to look at only the exceptional of us.
>>7557652
His general point is you are the one who needs to show them. Most girls who have decent taste only have it because they were shown by their last guy anyway.
Not a booktuber really, but this man lives the /lit/erary life we all dream of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA4oyaPZtA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QJDINi9DhI
>tfw keep watching videos from crappy channels because they only have 50 views per video so I'm basically 2% of their audience
>>7557826
why do people feel compelled to talk about books they've read like this
who cares about this
surely someone must but who
Every time I watch these the I think, wow this chick has awful taste, they only read pop-adult fiction and normie tier shit, wheres the channel where the women talk about really patrician books like Maldoror or something by Voltaire? Not to say that the french were the best writers, that spot is tied between the Irish and Scottish. But are girls really this retarded? it cant be. I saw a vid of really sexy girls reading nationalist literature, it gave me lets say a little boner ayy lmao bitches
>>7557836
>like this
as in making a 6 minute just rattling off what you have in your bookshelf, you fucking inbred
>>7557837
>wheres the channel where the women talk about really patrician books like Maldoror or something by Voltaire?
that channel is called 'grad school'
>>7557837
I saw one teenage girl who was learning Greek and Latin and reading real lit andshe was still basically an actual retard
Blame a culture that views women as Barbie dolls who wear interests and hobbies like fashion accessories
And I say that as a misogynist
>>7557840
read enough books to have a bookshelf and find out, you worthless afterbirth
>>7557845
>And I say that as a misogynist
you dont say
>tfw Irish
>tfw going to find her on Facebook somehow
>going to show up where she does if she's in Dublin
Stop wanking over my future wife you cunts
>>7557848
women read books like you save pictures on 4chan
ineptly
>>7557846
>hurr durr read more and you'll become a narcissist like me
fuck off back to your bookshelf thread
>>7557852
i'm incredibly good at saving pictures on 4chan and always posting the relevant ones tyvm
>>7557373
I'm going to kill every single person who calls the most mundane and trite shit "a project".
>>7557859
I want to fucking bite her ass so my face sinks into her ass and her ass envelops my face
Ficl O'm angry abotui that ass
>>7557861
So you're going to start a murder project?
>>7557854
>hurr durr
I was wondering when Imgur would get here...
>>7557867
did i hurt your feeling ricky? don't shill your shitty videos if you dont want people to talk about them
>>7557873
assuming I'm that guy is definitely the most plausible way to defend the fact that you don't understand what it means to be on a literature forum
but I know you'll amount to nothing, so I'm not really concerned
>>7557875
sure thing ricky maybe next time be a bit more subtle
>>7557882
you couldn't think of a new comeback this time, I guess
must suck having such a tiny brain
the next person who posts is gay and loses the argument
>>7557887
fuck, almost got trips
>>7557887
youre both gay im willing to take one for the team (in my ass) just playin yall ayy lmao i love big fat titties
>>7557658
damn, thats one cutie right there
five bags of popcorn and maybe a little borges collection to give her for christmas
>>7557891
youre gay dude, saging
>>7557859
Has anyone ever fucked a sleeping chick before? Been trying to do it to my gf for ages but she wakes up every time. A couple times, while masturbating, I've blown loads on her ass while sleeping. Basically what I'm saying is I'd like to lube up and sneak my dick in this bitch while she's sleeping and blow a load on those Steven fry books
>>7557903
why not just throw her against the bookshef causing a wild roller coaster ride of emotions and books falling every where as you brutally fuck her on the toppled over book shelf. come on ladies, if this doesnt make your pussy super wet then what does?
The_Bookchemist is my favorite, I would encourage /lit/ to check him out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
how long can you last
>>7557968
what a whore for real. if she'll sell her dignity like that she'll sell anything. or i guess if there's none to start with she's not really selling shit.
Not exactly /lit/ related but there will never be a better YouTube girl than asmraurette. Sure, some of them may be "more attractive," but while you're forcing yourself to listen with the sound on at their inane drivel (just so you don't feel like a total creep) asmraurette will be lulling me to sleep with her perfect voice, talking about her love of Cat's Cradle and alluding to a life that neither you nor I will never know or understand.
>>7557218
Massachusetts most likely
>>7557968
Did i mention audible and how great it is?
>tfw /lit/ has already forgotten about /lit/girl
https://www.youtube.com/user/PionsAndQuarks/videos
>>7557445
>>7557373
>>7557187
fucking pleb girls
nevertheless, pic related
Does /litt/ need reminder what happened the last time we went after booktubers?
>so this book, oh is so good, i read it and i loved it, i didn't expect to love it but whatever, you should read it, seriously, go and read it
these are not reviews
>>7557373
oh gosh
>>7557996
doesnt look like a girl
>>7558021
It's not like /lit/ is any better when they talk about a book
>>7558020
I'd be impressed if someone breaks the blonde.
>>7558020
I think the whole affair was pretty funny
>>7558033
it is desu
>>7557968
>sporadic vocal tone
>dragging out words
>general tumblr I'm so quirkiness
>singing/dancing
>audible, audible, audible
>108,120 subscribers
Deer god
>>7558083
Pretty conclusive proof of just how much attractiveness matters in this world.
>>7556984
Pretty based summary of Bolano's background and good review.
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>>7558083
>>7558106
she's average at best and deformed and ugly when you view her holistically, which i do. wouldn't give this cunt the time of day if she begged me. not that i even wear a watch.
>>7558040
No.
>>7558124
yeah
>>7558123
also have you seen her pointy elbows?
abandon all hope
>>7557968
Real time commentary
0:01 Singing. Fuck you.
0:13 idiotic gesturing
0:22 Radio Jingle aesthetics are shit. If you ironically smear yourself with shit, you're still covered in shit.
0:29 Bragging about number of books, poshlost, vulgar, terrible
0:43 The frenetic pace of cuts is getting on my nerves, causing involuntary muscle twitches esp in right eyelid
0:47 Nerd meme. I fucking can't go on.
Terrible, like a bad acid trip.
>>7557968
Is Los Angeles the worst place in the world?
>>7557160
Brah, some of the books are bricks, but reading two pages of Absalom! Absalom! would use the same mental power as reading all 700 pages of a YA novel.
They probably use the Tai Lopez method anyway.
>>7557968
You know what, USA? Go ahead and elect Trump. Please.
>>7557968
ACTION!
>inner ear hurting
ADVENTURE!
>inner ear hurting
FRIENDSHIP!
>inner ear hurting
ROMANCE!
>inner ear hurting
>>7557991
Her voice was nice. too bad she's a raging dyke feminazi
>>7558153
I call it HelL A
>>7558175
Witty
>>7557991
tell me about asmraurette. Why doesn't she have a youtube channel anymore?
>>7557968
compare with OP:
https://youtu.be/j0858wX2ddg?t=3m17s
>Wade himself reminded me of like a chap that hangs out on 4chan all day; like I couldn't get that out of my head.
also:
https://youtu.be/dhn6aCP3oyA
>>7557964
bookchemist pls go
>>7558199
Good fucking riddance
Alright, the girl in the OP definitely lives in Dublin, so that means she's findable.
I could hang out in the book shops a lot but she doesn't put any info online so I can't get any farther without a bit of creativity.
>>7558210
implying she doesn't get everything off amazon
>>7558212
>posted a selfie with some other Irish person on twitter
>Found the other persons facebook
>Their friends list isn't private
It's only a matter of time
>>7558203
Yeah, another socially retarded person who knows only way one to get attention...
>>7558222sharing is caring
>>7558203
why do you say that, she was cute
>>7558225
Shit nigga it wasn't that hard. Took me like 20 minutes. She made the key mistake of posting something with an RL friend on Twitter with a distinctive name. A rookie mistake.
Her FB privacy settings are tanked anyway, so that's a brick wall.
>>7557968
Adorable AND she reads. Why can't girls like her live near me? ;_;
I hope to find a patrician qt like her someday.
>>7558115
>new video is practically inaudible
>still pleb scifi taste
Shit Oxford get it together
>>7558222
>Have a mutual friend with her
The game is on lads.
>>7558244
chris chan detected
>>7558210
Dublin?
>>7558210
autist
>>7558194
>wade reminds me of a chap who hangs out on 4chan all day
>>7558194
she used to be fat and then became kind of cute
>>7557445
Did I understand correctly?
She read half a book and tried to review it? And then made a list of reasons to read said book?
>>7558364
Tai Lopez can do that in like 10 minutes
>>7557218
Maine
>>7558311
Where do you think we are?
>>7557470
yeah man, that's what I was saying. She looks like a pornstar.
>>7557991
>>7558173
>>7558199
>>7558203
>>7558221
>>7558226
asmraurette wasn't just a stupid boring feminazi who read vagina YA like murakami, she was shit at ASMR
she just whispered in a raspy voice and she had a dumb pete rose haircut
the only reason people liked her was because she was part of the first wave of waifu "asmrtists" who cash in on being cute and talking to lonely faggots in a format that isn't more explicitly asmr/RP like haircuts or whatever, and now desperate pathetic people have nostalgia for her even though they've moved on to a thousand equally talentless girls
i hope asmraurette gets toxic shock but she probably freebleeds because the internet told her to
>>7558493
Your diatribe is out of all proportion to the matter at hand. Breathe deeply and quietly find a thread that does not cause you to embarrass yourself.
>>7558502
if i had any amount of political power i'd literally have both you and asmraurette killed
>>7558215
>the gif doesn't move
>>7558511
You seem to be triggered, friendo.
>>7558511
Yeah m8, you got triggered. Go back to your "safe space" before somebody else mentions feminism and triggers you again.
>>7558511
You have my vote friend
>>7558528
faggot fag
>>7558530
So there are two raving MRA maniacs in my thread instead of one. Fucking great. Die in a hole.
>yes m'lady I do defend the honor of ASMR waifus
inb4 20 posts of "i know you are but so am i" /b/-tier shitposting
SAGE the dumb thread
>>7558533
>MRA
spooky
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
>>7556954
I love punk rock, the 90s, and I have Irish in my blood. I think we are mostly a match. The only problem is she likes to read... I read once in a while to say I read.
>>7558147
Hate this dumb bitch
>>7558564
It's trash overall. It's about as insightful as a wiki article.
Actually less. There is no reason to watch them, unless you are a fag or a girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUoG9JH53O4
Only because shes cute.
>>7558533
>MRA
You seem spooked friend
>>7558621
She's very cute. She has a je ne sais quoi factor of like 9. Too bad she's mentally handicapped.
>>7558647
Well she exclusively reads YA fantasy shit so of course she's not the brightest. Still a qt though.
>>7558621
>it's a really amazing alt history book
>about if Hitler win the war
>empowered heroine races to win prize of meeting Hitler
>so she can kill him
People can get published with such hackneyed concepts? I somehow doubt the prose makes it worth reading
>>7558671
>People can get published with such hackneyed concepts?
They're the majority of people getting published.
anyone else have pictures of qts holding Lolita?
>>7558621
>look at how long these books are!
>all YA fantasy type stuff
one day, sweetie...
she's not even that cute she just looks like the average girl in australia
>>7558722
yeah but she's young and not hideous so i want to coitus her face
>>7558722
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>>7556852
That's Clover.
>>7558722
Would. But I'm a 29 year old perv who jacks off daily. She at least looks better now than when she started her channel.
>>7557187
What the fuck, America
>>7558761
I'm East Coast, she's West Coast. We're basically from different countries. Yeah, yeah her stupid description
>New Jersey girl living in Los Angeles
But people from the East Coast just aren't that fucking bubbly (thank god). She's abandoned the old ways.
>>7558770
Fuck off. She was born and raised on the East coast. Stop trying to pawn her off on us.
>>7558725
i'm a man from melbourne
>>7558773
Not him, but she really doesn't act like anyone from here would.
That's all valley girl, pal.
>>7558775
tell me about your cunny
>>7558779
Sorry she's an East Coaster no matter how much you deny it.
>>7558785
>Sorry she's a West Coaster no matter how much you deny it.
You're right, pal. I totally agree.
>>7557187
If you watch her 2012 best books of the year the books are equally terrible but at least she is a little more tolerable.
>>7558787
She's 100% New Jersey.
>>7558773
Your West Coast culture is shit and I hope one day an earthquake knocks you into that pathetic, irradiated ocean.
>>7558790
Yes because people from NJ are known for being super chipper, eager to please other people and wearing nerdy fashion. Oh wait that's fucking LA.
>>7558793
The PNW is literally the best part of the country. Stay jealous.
>>7558800
Except that whenever people refer to West Coast (in particular talking about this girl) we're talking about California, in particular LA. Obviously PNW is beautiful, but there's some really hipster infested parts that you need to root out. East Coast/West Coast dichotomy, when you boil it down is basically a SoCal/TriState dichotomy.
>>7558806
You're still saying NOBODY from NJ acts like her unless they move to CA and completely change. Which is bullshit.
>>7558809
I'm saying that the archetypal Jersey girl does not act like her. Which is true, at least seen from that video.
>>7558813
Maybe every person from every state isn't a stereotypical caricature.
>>7558822
Wow, nice feel good bullshit you posted there, too bad it means and adds nothing to the discourse.
>>7558825
Your whole argument is "people from the east coast DON'T act like that". From the get go you didn't have a leg to stand on.
>>7558770
>But people from the East Coast just aren't that fucking bubbly
So you were generalizing millions of people in your first post. Okay you sure proved me wrong...
>>7558843
They aren't though. I've never met someone that bubbly my entire life who's from the East Coast.
>>7557895
that's an anon seeking attention on /r9k/ and has a youtube channel somewhere
>>7558868
You do know youtube personalities gin it up for the camera right?
>>7558621
>theyre really long
>most of them up to 500 pages
>>7558883
You do know that the East Coast takes pride in being the dickhead side of the country right? Growing up in NJ it was great to see the vile we'd spit at anything west of Philadelphia
>>7556954
>i was maximum 7 years old in the 90s
>i totally lived through them
>90s kid 4ever!!!
just no
>>7558908
>not living in a poorfag household where everything was handmedown and old recordings
>Not getting the benefit of the 90s experience while also having a youthful appearance
>not slaying mad 90s nostalgia pussy with your surprisingly beneficial life experience
what's the matter, old man?
>>7558225Roya Golchini
>>7558923
what the hell are you talking about
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_WbFL4boI
found the first onenext to /lit/girlthat doesnt only read YA en genre fictionand childrens books
>>7558924
fb 100000098790502
>>7558953
would love to disappoint her sexually
>>7558953
she looks like the baby hybrid alien from alien: resurrection
>>7557202
You and me both. You after me. Wouldn't mind. She looks like she swallows.
>>7558953
I skimmed the video without volume, she is cute and her taste is total garbage. Not bad, for a woman.
Oxford is uploading another one right now but it's just more Q&A, not a book review.
>>7559020
attention whores? you mean women?
>>7559000
I'll go first. Sorry.
>>7557445
>Skip about half way through
>"If you don't believe my opinion, John Green also read it and thought it was great!'
>>7559028
yeah pretty much.
>>7558621
I'd like to watch her barf on my dick if you know what I mean
>>7557968
>I have 22 books in here.
WOAH, HOLY SHIT TESSA! 22 WHOLE BOOKS?!
>>7557968
She's a teenager, it'd be naive to expect some deep literary analysis or some shit like that.
This girl probably read more than most people here at her age.
You kiddos need to grow up.
>>7557968
Four seconds, it's a new record.
>>7559226
I agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgR6To_KnEg
>>7557968
Literally less than a second.
>>7559485
>>7557968
why are women so horrible
>>7559023
Here you go. Only slightly /lit/ related but at least the sound works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6WaKWKoLpU
>>7557131
>listening to underachievers reading DFW yelling at people
P patrish DESU family
>>7557968
10 seconds
>>7559531
DAVID FOSTER WALLAAAAACCCCEEE
>>7557862
agreed. would eat her ass 3 times a day. pic related: I understand you!
>>7557268
>>7557968
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
TRIGGERED
>>7559520
>that ridiculously messy hair
Also, is that her brother talking?she's literally Tomoko desu sempai
>>7559710
No. What is Tomoko desu sempai?
>>7557996
>new video 1 hr ago
so that's your channel then, yes?
>>7559696
>boyfriend of 4 years
>LA life
>ugly bleached hair
Whore confirmed
